Bandwagon Revisited: Another Trip to the Memory Museum
February 9, 2018
by Chris Lawrence
As we surf off the exhaust fumes of Super Bowl LLII and admit to ourselves that the last NFC East team has entered the big game’s Valhalla, its time to close out our look at the last Washington Redskins team to win the Lombardi Trophy. Nostalgia is a fickle mistress (the word comes from the Greek word meaning “pain for home”) and it can keep us warm at night and crush our hearts in the morning, but let’s take a tour of the Bandwagon.
Like this year, the 1992 Super Bowl was also in Minneapolis, Minnesota but at the old Metrodome. The city was mystical for Skins fan that year because Washington Post columnist Tony Kornheiser had invited everyone to join him in planning trips to Minneapolis after the season’s opener 45-0 whupping of the Detroit Lions (you can see more about that in part 1) and officially revved up the Bandwagon. In what turned out to be both one of the great sports columnist called shots of all time and a completely safe bet, Kornheiser’s Bandwagon took on a momentum of its own and the series of columns covering the team became part of their legend. You can read all the Bandwagon columns here.
As Tony so astutely diagnosed, this team was a machine and the steam roller approach did extend all the way through the big game.
I know its hard for the young-uns to understand but the Buffalo Bills were once a very successful and respected franchise. They had a cerebral and respected coach in Marv Levy (Fun Fact: He was a George Allen era Skins special teams coach), and they had the most famous QB/RB/WR triple threat in the game of Jim Kelly, Thurman Thomas and Andre Reed. Their defense was young, fast and nasty and lead by Bruce Smith and Cornelius Bennett. This was their second of their four Super Bowl run (of which they won: zippy) and had just come off the previous year’s brutal missed field goal loss the the Jeff Hostetler lead Giants. A loss that so twisted the fan psyche of upstate New York that native son and filmmaker Vincent Gallo made Buffalo 66, an arthouse classic about killing the Scott Norwood character. They joined the Minnesota Vikings in Super Bowl futility.
But in 1991 they were still young and cocky. They were sexy stars with loud mouths and flashy stats. They had the league MVP in Thomas. The Bills K-Gun, no huddle approach was a stark contrast to the Washington team that was so methodical in their dominance they bored non-fans. Even though the Redskins were dominant that year and a 7 point favorite in the game, the popular pick was actually the Bills.
Well look at what the Department of Defense did to the league MVP in the game – Thomas had 10 Carries for 13 yards, 4 catches for 27 yards and a garbage time touchdown. The most memorable thing about Thomas’ game was how he lost his helmet during the Bills’ opening possession and was comically searching for it. It was on the bench.
Jim Kelly’s day? 4 pics and a fumble. And speaking of helmet follies, Andre Reed (who ended his career with Washington) at one point smashed his in frustration sending facemask and ear pads flying. He grabbed 5 balls for 34 yards.
Buffalo beat writer, Sal Malorana said about the game:
“The Bills were outplayed, outhit, and pretty much out-everythinged. It may be a cliché, but the game wasn’t nearly as close as the final score indicated.”
The game definitely started with some rocky moments for our boys. On the Skins second possession they marched down the field behind 4 grabs by HOFer Art Monk. But a 3rd down TD to Monk was called back by a little toe out of bounds and then they botched the subsequent field goal. But the Bills took no advantage and the Bandwagon rolled to a 17 point lead by the second quarter after a Gerald Riggs short yardage rumble.
Wanna see dominance? Look at what the Redskins Defense did to Jim Kelly in their first half shut-out.
While preparing for this piece I was deep in the annals of Skins lore and I rediscovered my love for middle linebacker Kurt Gouveia. Kurt was the next man up after the Rich Milot/Mel Kaufman eras of middle linebackers. He was a lunch pail type, but he had quite a post-season that year with three interceptions. One of those was the punch to the Bills’ kidney with the first play of the second half where he slid in front of route across the middle on a floater from Kelly and took the ball down to the 2 yard line. From there Riggs banged in his second touchdown bringing the score to 24-0 . And with that all drama was gone from SB XXVI and the Washington Redskins’ (last?) party could commence.
When you rewatch this game two things jump right at you like Wilbur Marshall into the Bills’ backfield. One, the Redskins were just bigger. They look like hulks compared to the Bills. Two, this was the most talented version of The Hogs. They were so good that year that should be Hall of Famer Joe Jacoby had switched to right tackle to make room for Jim Lachey. The unit only gave up 9 regular season sacks and bulldozed a path to 2000 plus rushing yards for the team. They are easily one of the best offensive lines of all time.
If you haven’t watched the game in awhile, do yourself a favor, fire up this YouTube version of the game, pour yourself a beverage of your choosing and revel in this all time team.
Bullock, Bullock….
Good morning, time to move on
http://www.thehogsty.com/2018/02/12/talking-alex-smith-with-mark-bullock/
Cream cheese frosting, from scratch. My gosh….the stuff is positively decadent. I’ve never seen that much butter, cream cheese and sugar (sifted confectioners) in one bowl.
As delicious as it was, it’s not the sort of thing I’d want to indulge on all that often. But still, it’s a damn sight better alternative than all the syrups and oils in can frosting.
Tuning out the political bullshit is a lot damn easier when there’s football to focus on.
Happy Monday
Happy Happy
Bring on the secret special guest podcast.
Start the pot
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Don’t be a douche by ordering a bun less burger with that Adam Archulettuce wrap crap.
Reuben Foster was arrested for domestic violence… uh oh
Two arrests inside 30 days
Wonder what language is in his contract that might cost him money
I’d bet there will be some suspensions coming
League rules on personal conduct, that’s good for however many games Goodell decides to suspend him on. Domestic violence though…not on is he up against the league, but the 9ers too.
Unlike a certain team in Dallas, the 9ers will cut a player that’s been arrested for domestic violence.
Shit. That means Foster will end up in Dallas.
…or Cincinatti
Some guys just can’t get out of their own way. Too bad because he’s incredibly talented.
Mark Rip’n baked beans
You end up Chris Smelly or Adam Gase.
Just saw a girl from San Clemente in the olympics.
Amazing that this little town is putting out such big name athletes
Baby back Gibbs
Slathered with KC Masterpiece!
Sammy Baughbecue
He’s beer
If a customer feels dissatisfied…..we won’t refund 100% of their check….
We’ll Triplett.
Twice Big Jaked Potato
If you walk out on your tab you might hear someone shout, “Stop that Haynesworth!”
If you spill your drink you might get hit with a cap-penalty.
Damn, I was just gonna give him the deep fried butter stick, lol
I guarantee you deep fried oreos will be on the dessert menu
Haynesworth challenge
They don’t make enough oreos
Double stuffed…….. wait, that’s Suzy and Mia!
Mega stuffed
Loggerhead challenge!
Ryan Grant bologna and cheese
http://www.thepunsty.com
So… anyone think we’ll get into the Andrew Norwell sweepstakes?
And you don’t sell the steak…..you sell the T-Sizzle!
London broil
Richie Pet-T-Bone
Eli Flan-ning
Monte Coleslaw
D’Brickaslaw Ferguson
Cooper Kuppcakes
Gary Clark double barrel, neat
Peanut Brittle Tillman
Steve Groganzola Salad
Todd Acai Bowles
Ryan Boschetti Spaghetti
Jeff Bosco
Mint Didier
Rocky MacIntoish Apple Pie
Jason Buck backstraps ‘n bacon
Didn’t we have a guy named Bacon at one point… Coy Bacon?
Too easy. Kouandjio, now….
That’s easy… Arie Kouandjio’s alphabet soup
Kapri Bibbs lettuce salad
All you can eat Dunbar
Samaje Perrier
Larry Brownies
Reggie Brooks trout and eggs Mac Brown trout (when available)
Kool aid for the kids
Chris Hamburger
npi’d
Martrell Spaighetti
Lol, Homer Brewer draft (for college night, 50¢)
Art Monkfish
Scherff & Turf
Duke Ihenachos
Kyle Kalis salad
Will Blackmon’d grouper sandwich.
lol
John Beck Lager
Niles St. Paul-ey Girl
Silas Redd’s Apple Ale
DeSean Jackson Daniels
Bacarri Rambo and Coke
Teddy Bruschii
This menu is waaaaay too big
Who are you? Chef Patrick Ramsay?
Slingin’ Sammy Baugh’s Pale Ale, on tap.
New England Clam Crowder
Fish Smithson Cutlet
Clinton Porterhouse
PB and Jay
Dexter Manwich
Matt Jones (dropped egg) soup
Lawrence Taylor rock candy for the kids
Pop Rocks Cartwright?
Randy White pancakes
Not
Dude… Jacoby flattened him
The Jacoby Club
Ok, you saved it.
If this was to happen in DC or Virginia I would have to do this
Rigginstoni with Alfredo Morris sauce.
Dude you are days late and many dollars short. Pay attention. I’m now embarrassed for you.
Jealous!
Of you mentioning what’s already been mentioned?
Don’t be a moron.
Liah
No Punt Intended • 33 minutes ago
Riggo-toni soup
Alfredo Morris Sauce? NOT!!! BWHAHAHAHA
You really are an idiot aren’t you.
Loooooooserrrr!!!!
Dave Butz steak fajitas
Butz would have to be ham
…a HUGE ham sandwich
Nah, it’s tenderloin
….
Looks like we may have to have some guest “chefs”
Jack Kent Cooke
Ndamukong Suh Chef
Cecil Shorts order cook
Darrell Green Salad
RumpledSkinsFan No Punt Intended • an hour ago
The Darrell Green Salad
What a dolt.
Bill Shepard’s pie
Otis Day and the Knights
Hey HTTR… is there a dessert place in Myrtle?
Used to LOVE going to this little dessert bar in Buckhead back in the day… haven’t seen anything like it since.
Tiramisuh
Charlie Brownie
Eli Appel Pie
Deron Cherry Pie
Jerry Rice Pudding
Darrell Tapp-ioca
Cooper Fruit Kupp
Not that i know of
Might be an interesting idea
Here’s one most won’t know:
Pug Rentner hot dogs
Riggo-toni soup
Charley Casserole
This is getting out of hand…
Deli Deli
Gus Frerrote Turkey necks
Theismann Drumsticks…pre-cracked
Theismann Marrow soup
Pat Filet O’ Fisher Sandwich
Mike Bass Fritters
Dave Butz barbecue
Norman’s Ribs
Dagwoods has amazing sandwiches and do a great lunch business on one side of the restaurant, and then there’s a bar on the other side that does good bar business in the evenings and the owner is a big Redskins fan!
So that’s the local Redskins bar?
One of
the restaurant business is really tough here there are so many choices so many places to go you have to find a niche
Scamp’s new, Redskins-themed, “New Deli” will offer subs made with Julius Peppers, Jack Ham, Jerrod Mayo, Chad Mustard, Tyrone Wheatly bread, Danny White bread, DeJon Gomes and lots of always fresh ingredients!
Sandwiches to include….
The Gary Hoagie Boom
The Dexter Deluxe
The 5 o’clock Club
The Reuben Foster
The Gibbs Grinder
The Big Tuna Melt
Eddie Royal with Cheese
The Jay Cutlet
The Monte Coleman Christo
Try a full rack of LeRibs!
Thirsty? Have a Sam Adams, a Chris Draft or a Teddy Bruschii.
Got your chick with ya? Order her a Caesar Rayford.
And every Sunday starting at 10:00 a.m………The Fun Brunch
For dessert? Try a Mack Brownie or a chocolate Chip Lohmiller cookie.
And never worry about making a mess as we have lots of Kapri Bibbs!
Nice… I like it!!!
The original owner would probably role over… straight from New York!
Lmao, yes he would
Not trying to kill folks
Why’d they sell it? Retirement?
Yes
Good for them. Gotta love building a small business for 18 years and make enough to retire on. Rewarding
American dream right there…
The Darrell Green Salad
The Chris Hanburger
Clothesline folks once they get their sandwich
Did somebody call for me?
-Kenny Houston
The Real McCoy Bacon Burger
On Adam Archuletta Toast
AHAHAHAAAA!!!
With smoked Breeland cheese
Yeah baby! Coooooooooooooooooooooon!
That was beastly
Thanks for the heads-up, I haven’t seen a match in idk how long.
No problem… I was looking forward to it all day… rushed home from our San Diego tournament to catch the end of it
Coon can fucking move for a big boy.
Well… his name is Coon
Just threw the gold medalist Snyder for 2
Damn sure did
Maybe we can get Callahan to kick the tires, lol
Great D linemen
More football players need to wrestle again
Yeah
Just fucking mashed Snyder on that single, hipped out and fucking mashed him.
Puttin all that weight on him
Damn, blood TO, giving Snyder a break.
He’s my cousin.
– Timmy N.
SCamp HTTRsince65
22 minutes ago
So… what do you think of those CBB guys.
I said before that I know Kenny Wells and there is a lady named Sheena. I don’t know if you’re working with either of those. But it’s a good group of people, and they’ve been around a long time.
Working with Kenny. He has a couple different busineses I’m looking at… but always wanted a simple restaurant… nothing too fancy, just a hole in the wall type place where I can make the stuff most normal people love and experiment. Nothing gourmet… just paper plate dive food… and a deli sounds like a good way to do that.
that Deli is a little bit more than a paper plate dive place. It’s a little nicer than that.
Looks like a stand alone building, too? Wonder what the lease is on that store?
I don’t know that but it is a nice building and relatively new I’m sure it’s not going to be inexpensive
They must have moved the business at one point then… says it’s been in business 18 years.
Yes they did
Makes sense.
what other businesses are you looking at maybe I can help with those as well
I don’t have all the info yet… we’re at like 50,000 feet right now
We’ll have to talk offline. I’m not looking to make a fortune mind you. Retirement is pretty much locked up… just want to do something I enjoy and maintain for the next 20 years.
How’s that mall in the area? Most malls are dying.
Not really meaning an actual dive… just experimenting with that type of food on the side. I also like to dry age my own beef. Could do something with that, too.
This heavyweight match should be good.
Beazley is gassed c’mon Moore, pin his ass!
Gonna get teched if he’s not careful
Yeah, that was a beating
So… Reuben Foster was arrested
Perfect hire for you if you buy that deli!
Not sure a linebacker is what I’m looking for though…
Maybe the Skins can get him at a cut rate… but probably not
A deli’s got to have a reuben.
It does… supposedly a VERY good one
Add in a little DeJon Gomes.
Power
He’s been pretty dominant this year
Looks it.
So the Colts finally talked someone into being their stoog… er… head coach
He’s a Nazi
Frank Reich III?
Unless he wins, then he’ll be the first.
Apparently most white non liberals are nazi’s these days
Ikr
Martin is a gambler.
Missed that take down right at the end… should have been a tie
He’s way faster than the Michigan guy, banks on it. That could burn him.
Loch blows rec, leader fails to finish last run clean, doesn’t even medal.
Chris Mazdzer medals, silver
Does he wrestle for Ohio State or Michigan?
Luge
Oh… Ohio State is wrestling Michigan on ESPN 2 right now
Cool
Amine at the end, lol
That was a fun match to watch
Just caught the last 40 seconds.
Eric Clapton documentary on Showtime
Guess there were good reasons this guy slipped to the end of the 1st round….
https://twitter.com/Eric_Branch/status/962839247832035328
You don’t know me!
You around HTTR?
Yes sir.
Have you been to that Kaminsky’s deli?
Lol, yes! But that was when it was owned by the previous owners. I have not been since.
what are you looking for exactly
When did it change owners? I’m thinking of buying it… I thought it was still the original owners… one of them has cancer and they are selling
the original owners are friends of mine and they sold to the current owners. I have no idea what the business is like or if you should purchase it or not. There are lots and lots and lots of places to eat here in Myrtle Beach
I’d love to talk to the original owners… I’d love to take it back to the way it was. To me, family businesses should be built and respected… minor changes or additions maybe. I hear it was a great deli. Even a runner up for top deli in Myrtle Beach
I’m burnt out on construction work… want less job/work chasing
Put myself through high school and college cooking in restaurants. Still love it
Call it the…
New Deli
What’s the Deli?
Long Term Deli
DELI DELI !
Deli-shush
I’d like to add a little southern flavor. Add maybe some BBQ and Chili to the menu
Or in this case, just shush.
NOILRMOT DC!
So… what do you think of those CBB guys?
Deli-shuss
I can ask them if they’d be willing to speak with you.
When did they sell it?
I’m not sure but I think about a year ago How did you hear about it?
Coastal business brokers?
Yep… you know those guys too?
Yes. Lol I have been here a long time
What do you think about them?
No comment… uh oh.
Doing Landry my friend
they are good people. Kenny Wells and a lady named Sheena. Who are you working with? those are two that I know there. As far as the deli goes, it was a husband and wife team that ran it before. they were there every single day he was in the kitchen. She would take orders and wait tables or whatever needed to be done
Are you going to that soccer tournament next Sunday?
Maybe we should meet if not
I haven’t decided yet but I will let you know
If you’re gonna pull a prank, you might as well go all in I guess.
https://twitter.com/AmazingGlFS/status/962822811428548608
Damn, Hollywood bound.
Your score is: 19327 (GRADE: B)
Your Picks:
Round 1 Pick 22 (BUF): DaRon Payne, DT, Alabama (B+)
Round 2 Pick 7 (CHI): Isaiah Wynn, OG, Georgia (A)
Round 2 Pick 15 (ARI): Ronald Jones II, RB, Southern California (A-)
Round 2 Pick 21 (BUF): D.J. Chark, WR, LSU (A-)
Round 4 Pick 13: J.C. Jackson, CB, Maryland (A+)
Round 5 Pick 12: Kyzir White, SS, West Virginia (A)
Round 6 Pick 14: Micah Kiser, ILB, Virginia (A+)
Round 7 Pick 13: Deadrin Senat, DT, South Florida (A+)
Round 7 Pick 23: David Moa, DE, Boise State (A+)
Good one.
Senat is a good get, 7th round…great googly moogly
Still raining, delayed harvest trout washing downstream, yay. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b9c64d8490d77d83112c10882392fb4a82ebfbc450dd99c5a29c33ea3fd62ce8.jpg
Cool looking. I have only been rainbow trout fishing in Montana.
The water is up about 4/5 feet.
Thing about trout, I love eating them as much as I love catching them.
We have; Natives (Brook), Rainbow, and Brown trout here.
We ate them too. Very mild
For me, just gut them, rinse, throw that bad boy in the skillet, fry some eggs, lookout!
My wife’s grandmother actually prepared them exactly like that for us!
I was stationed in Fulda Germany from 1986 to 1988. Anyone else?
Cross country skiing is the winter equivalent of speed walking.
No. X-C skiing is a brutal endurance race!
Trump Fears the Next Election will be Decided By Americans
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-fears-next-election-will-be-decided-by-americans
I don’t mind American citizens voting for who they like to be president. But I definitely do not Advocate non-citizens voting. California and others are attempting to make that possible. Doesn’t matter anyway the Electoral College will decide who the president is. Not the popular vote. Some peeps just fail to understand that
Colts agree to terms with new HC Frank Reich.
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Hurricane bait.
Sitting next to a deplorable, gross!
Got his Canes hat on – he’s aight.
Hmm?
Thought you were referring to the dude lower right.
Yeah, just joking with you anyway.
Yea…well…you’re gonna get skin cancer before me so HA!!
Total Wins since 2000 (out of 288 games)
Patriots – 241
Steelers – 203
Colts – 192
Packers – 190
Eagles – 185
Ravens – 181
Seahawks – 175
Broncos – 174
Saints – 165
Giants – 159
Falcons – 156
Cowboys – 151
Vikings – 151
Panthers – 150
Titans – 144
Chargers – 143
Chiefs – 141
Bears – 140
Jets – 140
Dolphins – 137
Bengals – 136
Cardinals – 132
Buccaneers – 128
49ers – 127
Rams – 125
Redskins – 122
Bills – 120
Jaguars – 119
Raiders – 113
Texans – 112
Lions – 104
Browns – 86
Second best in the bottom quarter, yeah baby! – your hero
Being that far behind division rivals….smh
Nothing to see here, everything is great, we got this under control.
Yea…the scary thing is if you split Snyder’s ownership into 2 halves, the 1st half actually has a slightly better record, so it doesn’t appear that Dan is going to get any better at this.
Our front office is fine! They’re average!
-Flounder
Sad thing is, if you look at the bottom 10 teams, most of them have either turned it around or are closer to turning it around than we are.
Heavy rain but 50 degrees in New England. Fitting to continue binge watching The Crown on Netflix. Heard it’s a good one…
USP, Tuscon 32.0847° N, 110.8653° W
Lewd Larry’s new home. I think he’s in a SHU.
DC #21504-040, Nasser, Larry
AKA Lewd Larry
Seton Hall University?
“USP Tucson is the nation’s only federal facility that is classified as high security and also has a sex offender management program, according to Ralph Miller, a retired Bureau of Prisons employee who specialized in sex offender designations in the Designation and Sentence Computation Center.
Nassar will be surrounded by 70-80 percent of inmates who are sex offenders in the Tuscon population of 1,500, Miller said.”
http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2018/02/09/larry-nassar-milan/110251634/
____________________
Hate to say I told you so, but…..they protect high profile baby-rapers
Jard Fogle is serving his sentence at Federal Correctional Institution, Englewood near Littleton, Colorado; it has a program for sex offenders and is a low-security facility
15 years? Some shit like that?
Fogle serving a 15-year sentence; scheduled for release in 2029
And he’s not in controlled management. Maybe someday Nassar will get his custody lowered and be reclassified to a lower security….where peeps can get at him.
Hello? Read much?
Lol
” that is classified as high security and also has a sex offender management program”
build the wall or just invade Mexico and take it over?
I’m thinking invade
seize the tequila
Aye
87 degrees and partly cloudy
Thunder and sleet storm. WTF?
Enjoy!
Mmm? Just heading out to have lunch looking out on Biscayne Bay.
Was quick here. Sun’s out now. Still cold.
This day a year ago was 88°
https://twitter.com/ZachHicks2/status/962410024667664390
You poor suckers in Florida. You don’t get to enjoy the exquisite sensation that is heated seats and a heated steering wheel.
Don’t be silly! Soon as it hits 70 my heated seats go on!
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The Trump Border Wall. Good or bad idea?
Terrible name.
Ineffective boondoggle
I see it as an expensive prop. And landowners in South Texas are dead set against it.
Then you’d like the name
ehhhh…no
la gran fachada
ehhhhhhh……..yes
Terrible idea for multiple reasons:
1. We’ve been experiencing negative migration migration from Mexico for a while now;
2. It won’t work even if built;
3. It sends a terrible message;
4. It’s bad for the environment (interferes with animal migration);
5. It’s expensive; and
6. It’s never going to happen because landowners will fight eminent domain and tie it up in court and increase the cost exponentially.
Makes more sense to build a wall on the Florida/Georgia line.
They’ll just come in through Alabama!
Nah, that’s a short clip to the coast. Bottlenecks are a good thing.
Yep to all. Rich landowners will tie it up. Poor landowners get steamrolled.
la gran fachada tiene su precio, vacía tus bolsillos
You act as if you’re the only person that understands this
mi libro está lleno contigo
ya no tienes uso del Scriptorium
los Monjes te ejecutarán a la vista
1. “Rich” Americans retiring in Mexico
2. Key into bedrock, difficult angles, topped with massive solar arrays, and frickin lasers
3. The US Census Bureau declared the West effectively closed in 1890. We’re pretty full. We should not tolerate population war. That is any war where children are used against legal citizens and weapons.
4. Prob generates enough energy for many hundreds of thousands if not a million homes.
5. Got to spend money to make money
6. If they use National Security as the focus, there will be no court time. And if there is, Trump will declare himself Emperor, and execute the insubordinate Judges, since we will be at full civil war anyway. If they do it correctly with the right materials there will be neglibile land “taken” since as you prob no most western States have fence siting laws, which in theory then, should mean that the government could require them to pay for the fence, in part. Now, how this works is, the fence is defined in law, so anything over and above a divider fence would be “on” the Other to pay for, so it wouldn’t be much relatively speaking, but nonetheless… prob have to define some border imaginary nearly infinitely small line of US Gov Territory that would kick that siting law into effect.
-Trump’s Great Wall Staff
I could sign on to a Sea Wall and port improvements in Houston. But Texas doesn’t need a stinking Border Wall.
no major changes on the mocks this weekend still waiting on Kiper and couple of nfl.com guys to come out with their 2.0 versions, those are they guys still having us picking QBs
31 mocks tracked, pick count so far
Da’Ron Payne, DT, Alabama 7
Roquan Smith, ILB, Georgia 5
Calvin Ridley, WR, Alabama 5
Vita Vea, DT, Washington 4
Derwin James, S, Florida State 4
Baker Mayfield, QB, Oklahoma 2
Tremaine Edmunds, OLB, Virginia Tech 1
Quenton Nelson, G, Notre Dame 1
Josh Allen, QB, Wyoming 1
James Washington, WR, Oklahoma State 1
So, it’s settled. Bring on the Payne.
No, we gotta take our Vita, Man!
He’ll be there in the 7th, well behind Poona
Teenager Red Gerard bags Team USA’s first Olympic gold medal in slopestyle
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I get the whole, “when in Rome,” thing, but this seems a bit racist?
So NBC evidently did nothing to prep their commentators about geography and history in Asia
and of course commentators are way too smart to know anything about those topics before opening their mouths and stiff their foots in there
I love a stiff one – Russini
Hi peeps. We recorded a great show with our guest, __________. Did an hour talking Xs and Os about Alex Smith and possible free agent RBs.
Brian Mitchell
Bullock.
For Monday morning?
Monday morning, yes.
Awesome
80 degrees in Tampa today so far
F You
Thank you too
81 in Miami. BOOM!
Took my dog out this morning wearing shorts and a T-shirt. Cold front brought in 31 degree temps and a 21 degree wind chill. Had to re-think the outfit. Damn it’s cold.
Dog left wanting…..
Nah, he took care of business, and lollygagged while doing it. He’s spiteful that way.
So much to smell, dad doesn’t have fur….sigh
Ours will sometimes just stand there. Won’t budge. So I’m like, fine, see you when I see you.
I’ll come back several minutes later, she still hasn’t moved. I have to say the t-r-e-a-t word. Then she comes’a run’n.
Sleet coming down here
Mock fodder… For fun.
Not drafting a RB. Waiting for 2 guys next draft. Much better than this crew imo. Guice the best of the bunch and will be gone. I’m thinking future this draft and next = SB ready.
Rd1 Pk 13 S Derwin James FSU Impact player.
Rd2 Pk 12. QB. Kyle Lauletta UR
(This pick is for the future. Under Smith tutelage for 2 or 3 years is huge. May be a trade chip down the road if things get tricky. Smart pick if potential is truly there. No guarantees on QBs down the road. QB settled. All my NFLer mocks have this guy gone Rd 3. I’m combining rd 2/3 pick and again picking for the future)
Rd 3: No One.
Rd 4 Pk 13. LB Micah Kizer. UVa ( Zak Brown play style similarities) Frank Ragnow C Arkansas was a choice here. Was tempted to draft him to convert to G…?
Rd 5 PK 12. WR Allen Lazard Iowa State (this guy is 6’5″ and made clutch catches in their win over Oklahoma. Highly productive year. NFLer. Watch the combine if he is there. May climb the charts…)
Rd6 PK14. G. Wyatt Teller. VT. (Potential)
Rd7 PK 13. DL. Justin Jones. NC State. (Potential ? )
Rd 7 PK 23. WR. Braxton Berrios. Another gift to Alex.
The Spider in round 2?
Noone is too old to play football
Fuck the Cavs
I like #13 in 1st
F the Hokies. Lol ! But I respect em. So I pick em. I dont** play favs when it comes to picks. Objective thought..
**If we trade all our picks for Mayfield is fine however. Lol
Retake : I do favor ACC and OU. Plenty talent there to build SB contender.
Ok
I wouldn’t waste a 7th rounder on Noone, strictly UDFA material at best
🙂 possibly scouting or contracts, aka desk job?
Have no desire to draft a safety in rd 1. Not a big enough need. I’m all onboard the “draft a RB” train. Also strongly feel like a QB in rd 2 is a waste. Draft a 6-7 rd QB this year and get the next potential starter in either 2019 or 2020.
Thats just it. Unless you pick high..QB class wont be this rich next year or year after perhaps. Not a waste. Securing future now instead of when back against the wall. I’m not drafting a S per se. Great thats what he plays. I’m drafting a versatile impact player. Dont see high stepper RBs worth drafting or being dynamic NFL runners… Maybe R Jones but I’d wait til next year rd 1 or 2… Guice will be gone. Chubb keeps falling…Rodney Anderson would top my list next year early. Or Zak Moss if he declares
Lauletta in Rd 2? LOL
He’s a late round pick, major concerns about arm strength
he’s has the smarts and footwork, but arm…
watch the nfl.com film on him at the Senior Bowl
he puts a lot of air on his deeper throws
NFL safeties will love those throws
I did watch. Had good practices and game overall. Any pick # 2 will have concerns in some way.
For fun I stated. However..did people laugh when Belichek picked Garrapolo outta East Illinois w 2nd pick ???
How the hell did I misplace cake pans? Fuck sake.
The great thing about Peet’s, besides being good coffee…they stamp the roast date on the bag.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/480535e2b93525fb72c7c65c40c9ca7a227de460f44c8fe1149f5fc09e0005a9.jpg
When I lived in DC in the 1990s, Quartermaine Coffee Roasters was down the street from me. Pure rocket fuel, and very tasty.
I would prefer my coffee with Amanda Peet
Too early
Off to wrestling… road to state begins for little ones today. SC!
https://www.dailywire.com/news/12646/liberals-dont-want-trump-normalized-they-frank-camp
Now, they’re normalizing Kim Jong un’s sister! What the f*** is wrong with these people?
Smoke some Bruce Banner and chill, brother
Maybe you’re right, this new coffees got me geeked
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For fucks sake, at least make it stainless or brass.
I don’t see the problem. The ‘talks’ probably won’t lead to anything yuge, but meeting and talking are good. Threats ain’t gonna work.
If you can’t see the hypocrisy then you’re unable to be objective.
Did you catch my response to Rick, below?
LOL. O-Tay.
If you’re looking for hypocrisy, friend, you’ll probably find some at My Lai and Abu Grahib.
Right wing media is brain rot.
Also, there’s nothing in that link about Kim Yo. That’s about Obama. Doing the same shit republicans did.
Again….right wing media is brain rot.
So is anime porn, but that never stopped you 🙂
If Robotech is brain rot…I guess mine went rotten a long long time ago.
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they are attempting to normalize her but she is part of a brutal regime guilty of all sorts of murder and torture against both their own people and others including the young American who came home to die. Equating her to Ivanka Trump? Give me a break
“Kim is “the Ivanka Trump of North Korea” because of her family connections and her ability to be a compelling saleswoman, said Sue Mi Terry, a former Korean analyst at the CIA who is now with the Center for Strategic and International Studies in Washington”
South Korean television drew that exact parallel, noting that Kim Jong Un had sent his sister to the Opening Ceremonies of the Olympic Games, while President Trump was sending his daughter to the closing.
It’s a quote man. Come down from the ledge mmmk.
Go Norway! I fly the Norwegian flag out front during the winter games. Smaller and less prominent than my USA flag of course.
https://hotair.com/archives/2018/02/10/media-fall-love-kim-jong-uns-sister/amp/
1 part big bang
1 part major dickinson
1 part southern pecan
Set the grinder to fine, brew and get…..
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pee-can
LOL, the southern pronunciation. Yanks: pah-cahn.
Ik, which is the correct pronunciation, we just like sayin’ peecan.
I say peecan too. Drives my wife nuts…which is the point.
It is peecan
What label coffee are those? I’d like to try it but I’ve never heard of any of those
Big Bang and Major Dickinson are Peet’s https://www.peets.com/coffee/featured-category/coffee-shop-by-category-top-sellers.html
The southern pecan is from a local roaster.
Ty
My Hoos threw a game ending INT ( missed foul shots w 10 seconds left smh) last nite…when the Skins and Hoos start closing and clutching… watch out
Orgasm?
UVa has a major choke factor going on 4 years… Coach gotta tell em this fact and tell em to change the narrative. Geez
Send the coach to Maryland……..kinda worked for the football team.
Maryland leaving ACC was their demise. Hope far off up there
London
Richmond or England …?
London, says I.
Kim Jong Un’s sister. What did she do to earn the glowing press reports from the liberal media outlets?
She’s still alive?
WAG, reached out to the South?
she is part of a brutal regime guilty of horrible atrocities against their own people as well as foreigners. Including the young American who came home to die. Yet the liberal media Outlets are presenting her as some champion. Normalizing her if you will. This after saying they don’t want to normalize Trump.
Didn’t launch a missile?
CNN
It was CNN
WaPo too
There’s nothing glowing in the wapo piece.
They’re reporting on the South Korean’s reception and impression of Kim Yo.
Really? Show me where they said, “she devil.” You can’t!
Football fodder : I have stated often about QBs are strongly correlated to W’s. I see some columns and opinions and comments disagreeing w this take and some agreeing.
Fact is QBs are the 1 player closest to be associated w Ws. Cant ignore it.
In the Super Bowl era…23 of the top 24 QBs in CAREER wins played in the Super Bowl. Only 6 QBs out of the top 35 in CAREER wins did not / have not made the SB. So folks who say QBs dont equal Ws…they absolutely do.
Alex Smith is #34 in CAREER wins. I LIKE his chances and his recent comments and mindset on his incomplete career and no SB… Prime candidate ( outside the young bucks) based on QB W history to get to the Super Bowl. I like that.
…and Kirk is NOT better than Alex. For the record.
https://twitter.com/KirkCousins8/status/962687990131777536
Kid’s got that same “deer in the headlights look” his daddy gets….
Thought balloon: “don’t make me go to Cleveland, Daddy!”
“what do you think about Cleveland, pookie poo?”
*starts crying and fills diaper with his opinion of that idea
Lol
NYC here we come!
Future President of the homeowner’s association – Kirk’s ole lady
Voted “most likely to make killer chocolate chip cookies.”
And enforce HA by-laws………with wrathful intensity, and a smile.
Future sports agent.
That kid is staring down his receiver already!
Definitely a Cousins.
Lol
Silas Redd still aiming to play professional rugby:
https://www.nrl.com/news/2018/02/10/nfl-convert-silas-redd-set-to-launch-his-nrl-dream-with-ipswich/
I wish him the best. I’d like to see him as a #12 man, or a #15 man.
I seem to recall DJax blowing off these sorts of things when he was here:
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/02/11/desean-jackson-work-has-to-be-put-in-with-jameis-winston-this-offseason/
Meh… Coach was ok with it. There are many variables to this in which you can’t help but to make an assumption, as DJax ain’t yo homie.
I had forgotten Pot Roast started in the Super Bowl for the Broncos when they got shitstomped by the Seahags. He was getting blown back all game.
Like a sledgehammer through a can of Crisco….
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Funny : Brian @skinsgo46 (Kirkhive VP) reply to Kirks Cousins :
You sold out us diehards….time to move on.
LOL
Happy Sunday!
Hpy Hpy
Happah Happah
Morning folks. Rain rain come today…go away another day.
“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.”
– Jack Handy
My granny you to say that too…
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Watching a Clapton Documentary. Best music DVD in my collection is the 2007 Crossroads festival. 4 Hours of great music. And this is one of the signature songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT-SFgkVlno
One more. Jeff Beck. Tal Wilkenfeld, the young female bassist is just plain badass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blp7hPFaIfU
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Pence should have stood.
He’s one of those “sons of bitches”
Yup
Shouldn’t be any trouble at all to find a proper, US made coffee mug. Probably less hassle to buy a damn kiln.
You can get a used one pretty cheap, build one if you had to. Not sure what your cups would look like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnzmpORTE8
Someone mentions kiln, you think, Animal House.
lol
Yup, it’s a classic scene.
North Korea says it is unable to pay U.N. dues, blames sanctions
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Can’t pay their $184,000 tab but have plenty of money for repeated missile testing
Priorities
Pence still should have stood for the SK/NK athletes.
Can’t expect respect when you don’t offer respect.
If you’re speaking to the VP, I agree.
Which does the US spend more on annually…
illegal immigrants? Or, invasive species?
Hint, no one is shitting their pants over invasive species.
You’d be shitting your pants if you stepped on a 10′ python.
Nah
Good answer!
Yeah you would.
Nah
What’s the difference?
– Right-wingers everywhere
Bet I got more illegal immigrant friends than you do, and you live in Texas….
I never ask them about their immigration status, so I wouldn’t know.
If you know them on a personal level, you know.
Texas man. It’s different here.
I’ve been there, I’ve also worked with the bozos from there, everywhere else.
Come here to Cali… plenty of people going ape shit over invasive species…
Hey HTTR… do you know a place called Kaminsky’s Deli?
DACA. Thoughts?
Should be dealt with as a law not a directive from the President.
I think… it’s a weird situation… you certainly can’t fault the kids for what their parents did. I still think they should have applied for citizenship when they were old enough to make their own decisions. Of course that could have put them at risk. But, at this point, you gotta give the ones that have proven to be productive members of society a fair shake. After all, what are you gonna do, send them to a country they’ve hardly ever been to?
…but you absolutely HAVE to secure the borders and the VISA program to keep the problem from continuing ad infinitum
Bill Clinton and President Obama both were for stronger borders at least rhetorically, now the Dems want to vilify Trump for wanting to have strong borders.
Bill Clinton especially
Don’t expect hardline partisans to be consistent on issues.
No sense anymore in even pointing out the hypocrisy. Neither side will hear it.
I would say that about most any politician.
Most illegals arrive by air and stay here. And it seems like ICE is disproportionately targeting Mexicans, Central Americans and Muslims instead of Europeans, Asian Indians and Asians who have also overstayed their visas.
Well… it seems that way because that’s what the media shows. And while it still may be true, without actual research data to show it… it’s hard to say. Perhaps it is true and they target them more because they are less likely to hold high tech jobs. More poorist than racist
Agree, but in the meantime, crops are rotting in fields. I just personally believe that our entire country benefits when all available jobs are filled.
No argument… just vet ’em and give ’em labor passes. If they join a gang or commit a violent crime execute them.
Criminal justice or deportation. I don’t have a problem dealing with people who are recruited for organized crime, human trafficking, etc. harshly.
But I know way too many people who are fine people who may have questionable immigration status. i would welcome them as fellow citizens.
I can’t get with the citizenship part… unless, of course, they go through the whole process legit. If they’re already here illegally then no dice.
Our nation has a long history of immigrants who came here with nothing but a skill. Legal immigration costs money, and that can be an issue. Some folks have no choice.
Everyone has a choice. That’s a cop out. Now if you want to talk about streamlining the legalization process… then we can have that talk. But, as a person that broke the law plenty, there’s still no justification for breaking the law.
We have a declining birth rate in this country. More people are dying than are being born. That means we have another baby boom, or we consider embracing immigration. Someone needs to pay for our bloated federal government and $20 trillion national debt.
I’m actually all for the declining birth rate… now stop spending so damn much.
I’m great with immigration… as long as it’s done smart. I don’t even think legal immigrants need to be high skilled… but they need to commit to being part of the American dream… not self segregating and refuses to learn the language. Be an American… that’s the only requirement in my book.
I’m okay with that.
Problem solved… I’ll call Trump you call Chuck and Nancy
Deal
No one bothers with all those Canadians that cross over and never go back.
Taking that a step further, when a kid goes through public school, and perhaps further, then the taxpayers in that community have made an investment in their potential success. If they become taxpaying citizens, they provide returns on that investment.
Undocumented immigrants contribute to state and local taxes to the tune of an estimated $11.6 billion a year, collectively, according to a 2016 study by the Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy. The institute noted that undocumented immigrants pay state and local taxes, and sales and excise taxes for goods and services such as utilities, clothing, and gasoline. That alone makes them part of the group of “taxpayers” Trump is referring to.
So, my old church in Ohio was part of Tim Tebow’s Night To Shine last night. Pretty frickin’ awesome! My mother helped out and said it was a tear jerker
Interesting. Congressman Beto O’Rourke has a sister who is mentally handicapped and lives in a group home in Carlsbad, NM. She attended a “Night to Shine” event this past weekend.
What pisses me off about Texas is that there is a 15-year waiting list for developmentally disabled residents in Texas to get into group homes. That’s just plain fucked up.
Group homes have always been too packed and too in demand. My family has been involved in foster care since I was 13. My Mom has been a volunteer CASA since I was 16. We always had mentally underdeveloped foster kids in the house. It’s a tough thing to get funding for.
Solve the problem. They do a great service in most cases. I have a sister-in-law who is a high-functioning developmentally disabled adult in group care in New Mexico. It provides structure, she has a job, and she has a sense of community.
We do our part to solve the problem… we had 50+ foster kids over the years… even adopted a few. Your turn…
That’s awesome. Never considered fostering, but I’m never afraid to donate, and I do.
It’s hard. My advice? If you have kids of your own think twice. Often children don’t understand why they aren’t good enough and you had to go out and get new kids.
…also, Asbergers kids can get very violent… so get small ones.
Doesn’t work with my current situation, but i have no problems donating.
Doesn’t work with most people’s situations… that’s why it’s hard.
Some do it anyway
This place is dead lately maybe everyone’s watching the Olympics.
…or they’re asleep…
…which is much the same thing
https://twitter.com/JovaisG/status/962432802053554176
Last visit with his PO, it’s a wrap.
Trip to the belt store
They’ll give him the bitch! Natural Life.
I broke down and am watching curling… doesn’t really rivet you to the screen.
This would be better! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8Cm25VcG2g
HA!
Happy Saturday!
Hpy Hpy
I apologize for being so late
You are forgiven
NFC East 24/7 Report
3 hrs ·
Pretty interesting, so NFL.com did a breakdown of the top 10 “Tight-Window” QB’s in the NFL. I’ll link the article in the comments.
Essentially it was based upon rankings within 3 categories
— Completion rate on tight-window throws.
— Passer rating on tight-window throws.
— Adjusted yards per attempt on tight-window throws.
The list was as follows.
1. Dak Prescott
2. Matthew Stafford
3. Case Keenum
4. Alex Smith
5. Ben Roethlisberger
6. Deshaun Watson
7. Russell Wilson
8. Carson Wentz
9. Carson Palmer
10. Tyrod Taylor
The other side of the coin is that, per NFL stats, Smith threw into tight windows very infrequently. I think he was second to last in that category.
Dak, my ass, where’s his Cousin?
https://twitter.com/skinsuniverse8/status/962322600436355073
Way more than we ever got from that other guy.
A lot more.
So true.
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What else would he say? He’s going to a team with the worse defense and definitely worse rushing attack and I would argue not as good receivers. I’m sure he’s thrilled sarcasm font
Man Kirk leaving just has you so whiny, you can;t believe someone might actually want to play here.
I don’t give a fuck if cousins is here or not But I put out the facts. You can disagree with the facts all you want but those are the facts.
He’s also going to a team with a very QB-friendly HC, to the extent that the guy he’s replacing will probably soon be the highest paid player in the NFL.
Just can’t wait can you?
With the QB position stabilized, I’m all for BPA, except a QB, at 13.
A 2-3 year fix, ain’t all that stable
The replacement has to be drafted sooner than later
True….but you don’t wanna draft too soon, then you have a Kirk Cousins situation all over again.
thank God we drafted cousins right away as Griffin proved to be too fragile. Every time he was sacked his legs flew up in the air the way a gazelles legs splay all over the place after being taken down on the Savannah.
Given the crap shoot that the NFL draft is, we don’t really know who the best player available is do we? We know the projected best player but our projections are at best 50% accurate maybe 60 in the first round.
Your score is: 20479 (GRADE: B+)
Your Picks:
Round 1 Pick 20 (DET): Vita Vea, DT, Washington (B+)
Round 2 Pick 12: Ronnie Harrison, SS, Alabama (A)
Round 2 Pick 19 (DET): Will Hernandez, OG, Texas-El Paso (A-)
Round 3 Pick 18 (DET): Josey Jewell, ILB, Iowa (A)
Round 4 Pick 13: J.C. Jackson, CB, Maryland (A+)
Round 5 Pick 12: Deontay Burnett, WR, Southern California (A+)
Round 6 Pick 14: Riley Ferguson, QB, Memphis (A+)
Round 7 Pick 13: Du’Vonta Lampkin, DT, Oklahoma (A+)
Round 7 Pick 23: Tre’Quan Smith, WR, Central Florida (A+)
couldn’t resist the 3 for 1 deal from DET
I guess not! I’ve been happy with 1/20 and 2/19 for 1/13
So the consensus from the “experts” is that we will most likely take a defensive player with our first pick
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Make me use the collapse button why dontcha
PussE
Yes, I would say that’s most likely going to happen. I haven’t seen a lot of Ridley, but I wasn’t too impressed with what I saw. And we won’t take a QB until late in draft. So G might be only alternative, and I’m not sure that’s not a reach.
added another new mock
Da’Ron Payne, DT, Alabama 7
Roquan Smith, ILB, Georgia 5
Calvin Ridley, WR, Alabama 5
Vita Vea, DT, Washington 4
Derwin James, S, Florida State 4
Baker Mayfield, QB, Oklahoma 2
Tremaine Edmunds, OLB, Virginia Tech 1
Quenton Nelson, G, Notre Dame 1
Josh Allen, QB, Wyoming 1
James Washington, WR, Oklahoma State 1
Man, if we get all those guys we’ll be ROLLIN’!
Guy from CBS Sports has us trading up for Nelson
Dumb prediction
What happened to the Mick draft, deported?
Bring back the mick
Longrod McHugendong, S, Morehead State 1 (exchange student)
Mac “The Truck” O’Neill, FB, Kenworth Tech, 1
Ben O’Drill, QB, Idaho, 1
But which ones do you give an extension to and which ones do you wait out till their rookie deal is done?
Cousins Top Landing Spots
1. Browns
2. Jets
3. Broncos
4. Bills
5. 49ers
6. Cardinals
I guess 49ers are out of the equation
Why no Vikings?
I guess Jasno doesn’t like the Vikings
My money’s on NYJ.
Same. That’s some sweet sweet schadenfreude if he goes there.
North Korea’s first competitor at the 2018 Pyeongchang Olympic got a big cheer at short-track speed skating Saturday but failed to qualify for a shot at the gold medal.
Cheerleaders from North Korea let rip in support for Choe Un Song but he was eliminated in the 1,500m heats and the 25-year-old failed to qualify for the semi-finals.
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How would you feel knowing you’re probably going to be executed if you go home?
Raiders named as a favorite to sign WR Terrelle Pryor
Good for them…
Raiders fans disagree.
I meant that as in… “whoopee” sarcastically
Yeah, I had the idea you were being sarcastic. A few Raiders fans at work are irate about the idea of Pryor coming back. They want no part of that, which makes it fun.
https://247sports.com/nfl/washington-redskins/Bolt/Alex-Smith-jacked-at-opportunity-to-join-Redskins-114918441
First words from Alex Smith on being traded to the Redskins. Finally…a QB that WANTS to be here. Welcome “Smitty”!
“I want to make them want me” – Smith
Heard he hates being called “Smitty” so he doesn’t like you already.
AP SportsVerified account
The Latest: Vice President Mike Pence and his wife did not stand for the combined Korean team’s entrance. #OpeningCeremony
https://twitter.com/AsteadWesley/status/961999922789789701
What’s political about not respecting a tyrant?
That’s simple humanity.
Sort of like protesting police brutality?
Yea… totally the same thing. Police brutality totally equals a tyrannical regime that murders thousands and basically imprisons and starves a whole nation.
You see why people don’t take you seriously?
Wow, what was I thinking? Individuals employed to protect and serve instead blowing away unarmed AMERICAN citizens is such a petty thing to protest! Thanks for setting me straight.
Typical nonsense.
…anyone that compares the North Korean dictatorship to our police deserves to be mocked.
Your argument is idiotic. It’s like saying we shouldn’t protest NK, because it’s nothing compared to Nazi Germany or Cambodia under Pol Pot.
Either it’s okay to protest at an athletic event over a legitimate wrong or it isn’t. To say otherwise is hypocritical.
A much better, woman vs car race…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzxS-3vO6Gw
Mini Cooper vs. fine ass bird.
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Non drivin’ Russian bastids.
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Wife just got back from shoppin’. DAMMIT !!
Lol “hide media”
Interrupted your fap session eh
She raced a GTR
That’s somewhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKm160Qcnqs
“massive dump truck in leggings”, LMFAO
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Guess it’s rainin’ up your way? 78 and sunny here.
In honor of Wire:
https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/962330764963667969
I hope he’s enjoying his retirement. Wherever he is.
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I shouldn’t laugh, but that shit got me laughin’ . TY.
Sprinkle and Catalina reflect on transition from college to pro.
http://www.redskins.com/news/article-1/Redskins-Rookies-Reflect-On-Adapting-Their-Workouts-In-The-NFL/f35fc77d-2881-41c6-9a6c-8d7229bc2689
More structure please
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Twerkdouche?
Outdoor bidet?
How to rid yourself of a tenacious dingleberry.
[which, by the way, is my rap name]
Quiet morning.
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You need practice at that
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Damn
Fire said back the F-up or I’m gonna throw some tumbleweed at your ass.
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I’ll bet she is golden delicious.
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Yeah, I saw that one.
added a new mick tonight
Da’Ron Payne, DT, Alabama 7
Roquan Smith, ILB, Georgia 5
Calvin Ridley, WR, Alabama 5
Derwin James, S, Florida State 4
Vita Vea, DT, Washington 3
Baker Mayfield, QB, Oklahoma 2
Tremaine Edmunds, OLB, Virginia Tech 1
Josh Allen, QB, Wyoming 1
James Washington, WR, Oklahoma State 1
Longrod McHugendong, S, Morehead State 1 (exchange student)
RIP Actor Reg E. Cathey, who played Freddy on “House of Cards” and appeared in “The Wire,” has died. He was 59.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B6TKClPFQA
Nice mock draft by Lake Lewis: http://redskinswire.usatoday.com/2018/02/08/mock-draft-redskins-address-needs-in-early-rounds/
I just ran these selections on first pick. I could not find Lowell Lotulelei, but I do not believe he had already been picked. First pick gave me an F grade for it.
Your score is: 13438 (GRADE: F)
Your Picks:
Round 1 Pick 13: Vita Vea, DT, Washington (B)
Round 2 Pick 12: Sony Michel, RB, Georgia (B+)
Round 4 Pick 13: Cedrick Wilson, WR, Boise State (B+)
Round 5 Pick 12: Tegray Scales, ILB, Indiana (C-)
Round 6 Pick 14: Mike White, QB, Western Kentucky (C-)
Round 7 Pick 13: Michael Hill, DT, Ohio State (A+)
Round 7 Pick 23: Steven Parker, SS, Oklahoma (B+)
https://imgur.com/wtRTV2z
It turns out Ford is going to make a Raptor version of the Ranger.
for those with more means than a Jeep owner?
Have you watched today’s Grand Tour yet?
So disappointed that they didn’t get a Jeep in the lineup.
Just finished it, and was kind of surprised they didn’t do maybe Grand Cherokee with the 6.2L supercharged V8. though part of the problem with those SUVs vs the Raptor (or horse) is the tire/wheel package; but I don’t think even that Jeep is going to go where that Raptor did, again, mostly because of the tire-wheel package and ground clearance.
but then again that show tends to lean Euro
Hard to believe Clarkson didn’t find his way to a Jeep GC SRT or Trackhawk. All his power this power that. Either would have kept with the M3 and for sure the Trackhawk would have taken it.
And did you see Paris Hilton? She could not stop the hair toss and come bang me shoulder shrugs.
I tried not to stare. She’s um… either had some work done, or she’s nursing.
I think she used to make 5-6 figures an event to DJ. Not that she needed the money.
And though I’ve always thought she was attractive, the pink Bentley is a show stopper. What an ugly rig.
I flat didn’t recognize her. Only when she started talking did I figure it was Hilton.
I pretended not to (my wife was there), but I recognized her immediately. And I waited for my wife to speak up re: work she’d had done. “Oh really? I hadn’t noticed”
She watches along eh
Mine is in the room, but barely pays any attention at all when GT is on
We’re headed to the DFW autoshow next week
Also, could have done a fully loaded Subaru Outback. The first test would have been a fail, but it would have prob done better than all but the Raptor in the other tests; towing a small boat like that is well within spec for the 6-cylinder Outback. well, prob most cars that you can actually get a tow bar on.
And not sold in the US any time soon.
Though, that odd Edge ST will be available.
Is there anyone in the stands at PyeongChang?
It looks empty. All I see is monitor screens and athletes waving at the things.
I’m surprised anyone watches the Olympics anymore
I try
I have spotted some people in the lower levels. But only a few.
I may watch an event or two… we’ll see.
Stands are empty waiting for athletes to fill them.
Is anyone here?
Maybe
Crickets
These articles about our Glory Days or years and years in the past remind me of a Sopranos episode.
https://youtu.be/XhTuYKR-ejo
Toying With Cousins Could Cost Redskins Alex Smith
https://search.app.goo.gl/f7RC
Shared from my Google feed
The Redskins aren’t toying with Cousins.
RIP John Gavin, 86, actor and former ambassador to Mexico
I doubt Jimmy G. sees half of that 137mil he will either be cut or restructured long before those 5 years are up.
It’s about time these reporters were held accountable for their actions.
“A column by Ron Borges in today’s Herald regarding Patriot Tom Brady’s salary discussions was based on information which proved to be false,” the paper said in a statement. “The Herald apologizes to Brady, his agent Don Yee and the Patriots, and to our readers for this erroneous report. Borges’ column has been suspended pending further review.”
Borges was previously suspended by his prior employer, the Boston Globe, for plagiarism. It won’t be surprising if today’s suspension is the end of Borges’ newspaper career.
What happened?
Looks like he will be suspended or fired.
Good
Smith isn’t HOF-worthy but he is as good or better than Cousins, for less money, and should remain good for at least 3 years. I’ll give up a CB who had 1 awful year and 1 very good year for that.
KC wasn’t going to sign any LTD for reasons we can debate forever . They did what they had to do , I don’t fault them for that part . Smith has played a lot of really good FB ,
Yup. Probably best available option at the time.
I think he will do well . I think Gruden is gonna have to cater to his strengths , which gives me pause for concern
He’ll be as good as the running game he can lean on and the TE that stays on the field without missing weeks at a time.
Cousins biggest asset was his availability. Never really injured. Similar to Smith so that’s good. I think they both need talent around them to win. Legit talent.
You mean like what he had with the Chiefs?
I don’t think he’s as good as Cousins, period, and at his age not worth giving up our best young defender. But what’s done is done so no point dwelling on it.
Agreed
ended up with flu . its miserable . Hard to swallow , throat is killing me . Head has been pounding non stop for three days . Can’t stop coughing . Coughed so much my ribs are sore . Aches all over .
I had sore ribs form coughing so much recently, too, as a result of illness. I barely made it through a few of those shows during that time. But I never, ever get sick, and as a result I psyched myself out about the sore ribs and for awhile had myself convinced that I had an ulcer. Still didn’t go to a doctor, though.
You better go . Never know .
It’s over now. I haven’t been to a doctor for an illness since I was in middle school (I’ve been to an ortho for my knees and ankles and to a dermatologist once).
You are a lucky man , but that’s good.
Incredibly lucky. I think I must’ve set some sort of attendance record, because I’ve actually never missed a day of school, from grade school through law school, or a day of work, for illness with the exception of hernia surgery once. One of my blessings.
blessings are good .
Sorry to hear that. I hope you are on the mends soon so you can go visit you redheaded lady for a haircut soon.
Man , my girl got lung cancer . Not doing well.
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Big boobs . She has nice boobs , but chain smoking has done it’s damage .
Fucking cigs. Those things ain’t worth a slow, agonizing end.
never smoked in my entire life . Always thought it was nasty .
Starve a cold. Feed a fever.
Drink lots of water. Take an NSAID, (ibuprofen, aspirin, naproxen) for the aches. If you’re yacking crap up with your cough, take an expectorant to make getting that shit out of you easier (it’s important to drink water, thin that shit out)
Get rest.
I got some good cough syrup and some Tami Flu . My neck , shoulders and head are killing me .
That reads like a tension headache. Moist heat is what you want for that. Stand in a shower for a while or hot water bottle/hot compress to the back of your neck.
Interesting draft piece: if given a choice between a set of high-round, highly rated guys vs cheaper, diamond in the rough guys, which way would you go:
https://www.ndtscouting.com/solak-pretty-penny-bargain-buy-2/
Slow down time
Back to the good ol daysBruce Rick Deez • 12 minutes ago
He’s [Alex Smith] been in the league for over a decade. Whatever opinion people have is probably not that far off from reality.
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Dude’s the bitch that got benched and then traded in favor of Caperdick.
Kansas City in 5 years w/ Smith and Reid: 53-27, 4 playoffs
Kansas City in previous 5 years: 25-55, 1 playoff
I think it makes sense to look at Smith’s 5 yrs. in KC, as opposed to just looking at last year, which was by far his best. Based on the 5 year time frame, compared to Kirk Cousins, he’s going to:
* throw less often and for fewer yards;
* throw fewer TDs per attempt;
* throw fewer INTs per attempt;
* fumble less often;
* take more sacks;
* gain more rushing yards.
So generally I’d expect the offense to be less explosive, but also less mistake prone.
Important stat left off…
* win more games
(hopefully)
My guess is that the QB change, on its own, won’t affect wins and losses at all. If you throw in the loss of Fuller and the draft pick I’d say it’s a net negative.
You’re over valuing the loss of Kendall Fuller. He’s not Champ Bailey or Darrell Green. They’ll find a replacement – maybe Moreau – and be just fine without him.
Not yet he isn’t . How could he be in only two seasons
Meh. That’s what I think about losing Fuller. I mean, I’d rather have him, but I’d much rather have the QB instead.
You’re overvaluing Smith. After a decade there shouldn’t be any debate. He’s not a HOF at this time. Fuller just started. Not the same IMO
You’re overvaluing Smith. After a decade there shouldn’t bge any debate. He’s not a HOF at this time. Fuller just started. Not the same IMO
I think you’re undervaluing the loss of Fuller, who was arguably our best defensive player last year.
I wouldn’t assign W-L record solely on smith just like like I wouldn’t for Cousins. But how did Smith do in those important games like division clinching or playoff games. To me that’s where you focus if both guys are similar in stats
He has a more accurate deep ball than does Cousins.
Hit’s people in stride…
IDK , their stats are almost equal for the last three years .
This is a case where film should control. It’s pretty clear to me upon watching both players that Smith is far more accurate in this regard.
I don’t buy that .
You’re entitled.
https://nflcomparisons.com/alex-smith-vs-kirk-cousins-comparison/
This is a comparison chart . You have to plug in the last three seasons only and submit it .
stats damn near equal , only Cousins threw it a helluva lot more than Smith .
I’ve seen all of this back when I wrote my Smith column last weekend. This says nothing about accuracy of deep balls.
OK , no it doesn’t reveal anything about that , you’re right
I’m aware of their respective completion percentages; I’m talking about watching DJax having to repeatedly slow down, or be overthrown, by Cousins, whereas Smith is much better at hitting WRs in stride on deep routes, at least IMO.
I understand .
A police officer was fatally wounded and two deputies were injured in a shooting that also left a suspect dead south of Atlanta, authorities said Friday.
awesome day for crime stories in Tampa area
The Pasco County Sheriff’s Office responded to a shoplifting call at a Walmart in Hudson. By the time they arrived at the scene, two of the culprits stole an RV and started driving down US 19.
A deputy cruiser was eventually able to block the RV when it tried to drive onto hospital property. In response, the driver proceeded to ram the cruiser. It’s unclear what happened after the crash, but deputies were able to apprehend all of the parties involved.
The three people are now in custody facing several charges. No deputies were injured in the incident.
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I should be saving all these things and making a cop show pitch to Netflix
nothing more nimble for the getaway than an RV
The fifty million dollar question.
PFT (I know, I know) says KC is looking for a percentage of cap/year type deal.
If he is, you can see why the Skins did not want the baggage/bad press that would come with being the first to offer that type of deal.
in order to get rid of the fakeness then, it wouldn’t be in the 15 or 16% of the current year cap fake average over 5 years, it would have to be lower to be equivalent over the real 3 years of the contract
why/how would the league or the NFLPA approve a variable number contract deal?
and what happens is cap goes down? is the player going to take less money or give money back?
That would be the deal. But when has the cap ever gone down?
It would change the way blockbuster contracts usually become value deals over time, if the players perform, and if not, they get cut and fake years get lopped off.
its all about contract structure. Many teams backload as they have less flexibility up front. Back loading is only an option because the cap is expected to always increase some percentage.
I suspect Elway to do that with Kirk if they go that route…
According to what Florio (I know, I know) said, there’s nothing in the language of the CBA that prohibits that, but teams, understandably have not wanted to go there.
He thinks (I know, I know) that that might be the thing Kirk is after when he (KC) said he wanted to “think about future guys” etc.
when I’ve heard him say that, I got the impression it was about not taking less than what the market will bear. So he wasn’t going to take 12.5% current year cap as an average if he could get 14%. (or now, 15-16%)
words out of his mouth was about not strapping the team of cap flexibility but getting a fair deal as a percentage of the cap.
Words out of his mouth: “Ooooooo, Hope, right there….”
CBA doesn’t prohibit that.
Cap number calculation issues with that, though. Makes it harder on everyone. Best thing to do is just estimate annual cap and do cap hit calculations based on that.
I don’t think some Redskins fans REALLY appreciate what we could have in Alex Smith. But sadly, many will downplay his abilities, simply because of nothing to base that on.
He’s been in the league for over a decade. Whatever opinion people have is probably not that far off from reality.
He was a top 5 QB last year, but most measures.
With an upgrade at WR, I think this is a wildcard team.
they can’t have the injuries they had last season even with an upgrade at WR
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/Muybridge_horse_gallop_animated_2.gif
Garrapolo’s Year 1 Total is 42.6 million
At the end of year 3, the 49’ers can cut him and he will have walked away with 86 million.
He’s actually cutrable after 2019 based on his cap hit / dead cap numbers.
Cap hit is really all that matters, cash is plentiful.
Yeah, he’s easily cutable after year two as far as dead cap goes. It’ll jut mean they’d have paid him an exorbitant amount of money for his two years of service ($30 million and change per).
by year 3, they’ll know if he’s a dud, so as Steve mentioned, if he’s a bust, might as well cut your losses after 2 years and not have to eat that 32+mil cap hit another year in years 3-5
but yes, he’s going to get more money that I thought he would even after the deal was announced
Also:
Garoppolo: almost $49 mil at signing
Stafford: $51 million first year alone
Snyder is going to own this team until after I’m dead so no point in me complaining about that
Bruce is Bruce he is meh not horrible not great
the best thing is, he’s seems to be on the roster building path versus the home run player path
we can only hope that with a good coaching staff (no it is not great but it’s slightly above average) we can get to the playoffs and win a game
maybe I’ve adjusted my expectations too low, but a playoff win seems like a huge victory for this franchise right now
If he can duplicate last years draft
I’m happy
Bruce is a pretty good drafter, although many fans wouldn’t admit it. In many ways, better than McCloughan.
He’s better than he was in Tampa, guess I gotta give him that.
I don’t think Bruce and McGlue have the same skillset for level of responsibilities for the GM title. Mcglue was the game tape guy and Bruce the numbers guy. Same title different roles. I bet Bruce has damn near zero to say on draft day. My opinion of course…
It would be huge, and open up a whole new level of expectations.
Which year is the potential strike year, 2020 or 2021?
21
Only in Tampa FL
Armed robber tried to hold up one gas station
problem was clerk was also armed
and shot robber in leg
chased him across street to another gas station where robber collapsed
held him at gun point until police arrived
robber complained it was only a damn BB gun why did he shoot me
Police says not up to clerk to figure that out
if they think its a gun they can shoot you
bet that gas station doesn’t get robbed again for a while
though, a smart crook would have watched the guy run to the other station and immediately went in to clean that (unattended) place out.
Of what, chips and cigarettes? The drawer was probably locked.
there can’t possibly be a black market for cigarettes
-Axel Foley
How many cartoons can you carry while running down the street?
about 20-25
I’d like to see that, lol
most of the guys who do that bring a pillow case along
they are at least that smart
Your original post hints to one robber. That would make Mike’s guy an impulse robber, not likely outfitted properly for the job.
watched Live PD last weekend
robber broke off the drawer key in the lock try to get POS drawer open
stole cigars, cigarettes and beer on way out
prob a bit inconvenient to carry a 20lb sledge around with you just, you know, never know when you’re going to need it
Should have finished him
Which is why Kirk never got a deal. Guaranteed years doesn’t happen.
Bruce Allen still has a losing record, that part’s got nothing to do with SchMirk.
Of course, both of the contracts I designed for Cousins had more guaranteed money than Jimmy G and the team could still have been rid of him in 2 years. But whatever. I’m on the Alex Smith train now – similar or better production for less money.
You would have overpaid for Kirk, lucky Bruce stopped you, eh?
Somebody needs to go back and re-read part 4 of my contract column. I said in that piece that I personally wouldn’t give Cousins the 5//$159M I proposed because it was too much. The point of it was that the numbers would’ve worked for both parties if they mutually wanted to do it.
He’s got this idea that he can change the way teams do business, how do you work with that? The Redskins don’t have time for a martyr. I was just seeing if you’d respond, anyway.
He doesn’t have that idea. He just wants the most money he can get. That’s all this is about. He’ll take the best deal someone offers him. But I really don’t care anymore.
Neither do I, honestly. The whole thing has gone sour, for some time now. He did speak to the whole contract thing two years ago, though, that whole “pave the way for the ones that come after me” bullshit.
That’s exactly what I think all of that talk is. B.S.
Probably so. The only sting for me was Fuller, that’s it. It’s what it took though, so here we are. Smith will be just fine.
The 49ers always do these wierd ass deals they did the same thing with Kaepernick.
They have SO MUCH cap space, I don’t know why they didn’t take $10 mil of his bonus and make it 10 mil more g’d 2018 salary, maybe a pinch more, then it almost makes him cut-able after year 2, I mean he still is if he’s awful, I mean, 32.5 mil cap hits last 3 years of the deal. I’m surprised the roster bonuses are not higher at the expense of salary in the last 3 years too. He (his Agent) did well.
He’s already cutable after 2019 as it stands now.
with $60 million in his pocket
but yes, if he were a bust, it would be mathematically/financially possible to cut him after 2019
So what. He’d be gone.
Roll out the crow buffet
Who’s gonna be first to admit and stop saying we did KC dirty
No idea. Flounder?……or not flounder……
Hope left for the coast.
Oh please some guys here are so far up Kirks ass it’s pathetic.
Nice to see you, too, Flounder! (coming up for air).
-Hope
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/02/09/jimmy-g-gets-48-7-million-fully-guaranteed-at-signing/
Jimmy Gs contract details are out it’s pretty complicated but basically he got less guaranteed money then we offered Kirk last year.
http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/san-francisco-49ers/jimmy-garoppolo-14472/
but he signed for a bazillion million cajillion dollars
Less money g’d at signing than Stafford got just last year
Yep
$35M signing bonus, $74.1M guaranteed, out clause in 2021. Cap hit exceeds dead cap in 2020, so he could be cut after the 2019 season.
Only 40 some million is guaranteed the rest is guaranteed for injury.
$48.7M guaranteed at signing, which includes the signing bonus, 2018 base of $6.2M, + 7.5M of 2019.
This contract isn’t an onerous as it seemed when the numbers came out the other day.
Team can be rid of him in 2 years with a dead cap hit of $11.5M in 2020 and another $11.5M hit in 2021 if they wanted to do a post June 1 cut.
however, after those two years, Jimmy would have $60 million cash (gross). And San Fran could hedge their bets further by rolling a little bit of unused cap space forward from their huge glut in 2018, into 2019 and 2020 should he be a bust
it’d be psychologically difficult to cut him after 2019, but yes, it’s possible. they’d save 11 million in cap space if he turned out to be a dud
This new direction that Tech is going in with recruiting will pay dividends. Hitting kids up early, bring it on.
ALL IN FOR DEVYN FORD!!!!!! Skin the Tigers.
Dust off those ole’ pom poms Wally from Falls Church.
7th Floor Lee Dorm!
Barring an extreme fuck-up, watch the next few years.
https://i.imgur.com/hVoiPfo.gif
I see the cry baby fest is happening below.
Blubblubbblubblubbloogahblubblahblahblahblah!
And on two different channels……… Blurp!
Here’s the thing about complaining about politics
99.999 percent of us, our lives have not changed one iota since DT got elected
Not even close
I was talking about the complaining over the FO’s.
Here’s a true statement: neither Dan Snyder or Bruce Allen are leaving this organization any time soon.
Watching people whine about Bruce, in particular, especially being practically assaulted by it via hundreds of mentions on Twitter, has gotten very tiresome to me.
Bruce will do himself in, complaining about Snyder is pointless, but sometimes fun.
Gotcha
Yeah I’m kinda with you
It’s not changing
my last paycheck was $112 more. and the only thing different on the stub from the paycheck before was the Fed tax. that’s biweekly. might be able to go all blue blood and upgrade the Outback to a Durango. if we wait for an extra paycheck month, maybe even the Hemi. yeee haw!
Other than that any changes?
my wife walks around the house 15-20% more pissed off than usual
That’s funny
And foolish if true
Moon river…
I mean good lord it’s like a whiny bitch fest.
He is a good guy.
It’s National Pizza Day
Enjoy a slice!
Free small pizza at zpizza (with purchase or equal or greater value)
Trump’s Daily Briefing
In the Beginning was the plan.
And then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form.
And the plan was completely without substance.
And the darkness was upon the face of the workers.
And they spoke among themselves saying: “It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.”
And the workers went unto their supervisors, and sayeth: “It is a pail of dung, and none can abide the odor thereof.”
And the supervisors went unto their managers and sayeth unto them, “It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none can abide it.”
And the managers went unto the directors and sayeth, “It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none can abide its strength.”
And the directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another: “It contains that which aids plant growth, and is very strong and will overwhelm some areas.”
And the directors went unto the vice presidents and sayeth to them, “It promotes growth, and is very powerful for some areas.”
And the vice presidents went unto the president, and sayeth unto him, “This new plan will actively promote growth and efficiency of this company, and certain areas in particular.”
And the president looked upon the plan, and saw that it was good.
And the plan became policy.
And this is how shit happens.
tldr.
this also covers the FO and Dan Snyder
particularly the RG3 trade
Our FO is just fine! They’re average!
-Flounder
And of course, in no way, can the paying of what can only be called a high price for A. Smith, be yet another mistaken move by our average FO!
–Kool Aid Sippas
we aspire to average.
based on last three seasons, they’re there, now need to aspire to slightly above average
how pathetic is it that we hold out the last 3 seasons as evidence that everything’s fine?
the correct answer is “very”.
It’s how they roll, high-five party for a tragedy narrowly averted.
I’ve seen it a hundred times.
Are you crying again boy you can’t get over Kirk leaving can you?
I’ve worn-out all of my old Radiohead CDs…..
Beating back the progression of age is exhilarating but exhausting
Pills help out quite a bit
Eating right and keeping crap out of the body is easy
Agreed
I am not lifting for the entire month of February but working the bike and doing core work
I’m doing the stanky leg when I walk
Lol
i imagine trump considers the presidential daily briefing to be “fake news”. why bother with that?!?!
He needs an Echo Silver
can you imagine having to put together a daily briefing for the POTUS
it’d be a bullet-point watered down abstract summary of a summary of a summary of a summary of a summary of a summary
“i need it to be under 140 characters!”
every day there’d be volumes of information produced by the gov’t and yeah, it’d basically be boiled down to a dozen or two 140 character snippets
anything more than that, then the POTUS might be getting too in the weeds of any one subject; we prob need 2 people to do that job, or just go Holocracy on it (imagine running a military with Holocracy)
Let this be a warning to you…
Man’s rectum falls out of its place after he played phone games while on the toilet for 30 minutes
太多的信息,混蛋
rectal prolapse, don’t let it happen to you
women can also get vaginal prolapse
Isn’t that a sex change?
The New Nike Track Gear
Nike ProLapse
Don’t be left hanging out, put it all out on the line, with Nike ProLapse
Duluth Trading Company will handle the outdoors version.
For all of you “great ones”
https://youtu.be/YvT_gqs5ETk
mista moe
8:23 AM EST
I’m fine with 3-4 backs rushing for 400 yards a piece.
Neither SB team had a featured 1000 plus yards rushing back.
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Our boy Moe has changed his tune. After calling for Dalvin Cook in Rd. 1, and lamenting no top back last season. He posts this, among other similar comments. Says he is fine with Bibbs, Marshal, Perine, CT.
Meh….
Cook did look pretty special before the ACL injury.
Meh…meh….
I didn’t know Crowell was a FA. I would def bring him in for a look see.
answers to the olympic speed question:
1) luge
2) bobsled
3) skeleton
4) downhill skiing.
those skeleton guys are crazy, crazy. it’s like luge, but you go down head first….
As far as I’m concerned the first three are like free falling competitions.
You steer, just like skiing
Speed of game – hockey
the puck moves fast, the people don’t, relatively speaking. there is actually a huge drop-off in speed after downhill skiiing. even those long-track speed skaters are going only half as fast as downhill skiers.
Umhmm
#4 is pretty nuts also. As are the ski jumpers.
Jumpers are cray cray
I’m sure this is a nice article. Zero interest in revisiting a 20+ yr old super bowl victory. But thanks as i know many enjoyed those times.
http://i.imgur.com/3lR0nzT.jpg
Duly noted. Was just having some fun.
Most under-rated Redskins QB – Brad Johnson
Was not happy when he was let go
Especially recalling whom he was let go for…
Mr. “Leadership is overrated”
Had one really good year for us, and one incomplete, not so good year.
And then won the SB with Tampa Bay, while we shipped him out for Jeff George who we quickly cut in favor of Tony Banks.
You don’t give up on a guy that quickly, especially coming off a Pro Bowl year
I didn’t like the decision — especially for George — but to be fair Johnson really only had one VG season (the SB season, as it happens) in his remaining 8 seasons after he left.
no idea how well he would’ve played for us vs Tampa. Not that simple but Jeff George… now THAT was a joke
I had him on my ff team when he was with the vikings. Came out and threw four td’s in his first game to Moss and Carter. Then got hurt…
Who has benefited from flu season?
OJ purveyors after years of declining sales, sales are way up thanks to the strong flu season
My God. The Dukes are going to corner the entire frozen orange juice market!
just take the Vit C pill, works great, no sugar
Damn sight easier to pop an jalepeño than it is to get all that OJ in ya. Packs way more vitamin C too.
A 100 gram serving of orange has 53 mgs of vitamin C
A 100 gram serving of jalepeño has 118 mgs of vitamin C
keep them dogs away from your poo too!
“Gonna get some ecstasy and stick a hot pepper up your ass”
No one got this huh…
NBK
Except that jalepenos are gross.
Armadillo eggs though
I think I’d rather drink 2 1/2 glasses of OJ than eat 3-4 jalapenos.
Another advantage is, you can clear a room in one pass.
Didn’t know this:
All bell peppers—green, yellow, red, and orange—contain more vitamin C than an orange, ranging from 95 mg in a green to a whopping 341 mg in a yellow. They’re also super low-cal, containing just 45 calories per cup, making them the perfect snack to quell a case of the munchies.
Pretty damn easy to grow, also.
Lot damn easier than a tree.
My peppers are usually the “last man standing”, each year.
The Orange Cartel has pulled one over on consumers for decades.
It’s sad really. Really, really sad.
sure, chopped and fried bell peppers with some olive oil, onions, 70% lean beef, garlic, and some chili powder, you can really munch away with some chips
Just eat it like an apple.
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Drink up D_C
A Gus Frerrotte Moment:
So, it was Sunday Night and my college buddy (Stillers fan) was dogging the Skins all night. Every time they’d show Norv on the sidelines with the playsheet over his mouth, Stillers guy is like, “Everybody knows what Turner is saying. He’s saying, ‘Run the shit play! Run the shit play!”
Dude thought that was the funniest line every. Especially when the Skins (Terry Allen maybe) fumbled right after he said that line.
So, right before Gus scores his touchdown, Dude is all “Run the ish play, etc.” And… Touchdown!
I’m like, “That’s a pretty good ish play, etc.” Then, Gus head butts the wall and knocks himself out of the game.
Yeah. That was not my favorite moment as a Skins fan. (Sad Trombone)
Just saw this on the twit.
Doug Williams will be featured in an upcoming NFL Network Documentary about HBCU’s called “Breaking Ground”. As much as we all have questions about Williams’ roll with the team now, you cannot deny the man’s impact on the sport.
so, i posted the answers a couple days ago. what are, in order, the 4 fastest winter olympic sports (measured by average speed during the event)?
Speed of the person, or the game itself.
Person I’d assume skeleton and luge are up there, maybe the ice jumping thing where they go flying through the air.
My guess:
Luge
Skeleton
Bobsled
Curling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU-LIBhLTck
And this obviously.
(Not taking credit for it, but looking back) I said the second it was announced that the Trade was a horrible decision, on principle alone. They did it despite the cap penalty. They did it despite knowing that it was almost certainly not for Andrew Luck, but even keeping the specific players out of it, it was too high of a price to pay for a complete unknown, translating from college to NFL. It was Haynesworth and the Trade that have poisoned the Skins, and maybe after six years, it’ll now be over.
The secret sauce is in the coaching and development, and there’s no cap on that.
Waiting for the article on Gus Ferrote.
Head butt enough said
I was at that game…in the nose-bleeds wondering why Frerotte never came back out on the field when we seemed to take the game’s initiative
You’ll be waiting awhile for that one.
Ahhh, man, c’mon!
Hey, we got a post on punter prospects, so anything can happen. ;-P
The punter / kicker post was going to happen at some point. Better to get it out of the way now.
It actually sounds fun
Take it on, then.
Or we ask our youngest member Jamual to wax poetic about the glorious 2008 season.
Flashbacks to Horny for Zorny one liners, and a great 1st half (6 & 2?) with folks calling Campbell a league MVP candidate.
Zorn Star
Stay Medium!
“I feel like the worst coach in the world”
Well he wasn’t Heath Shuler at least.
i would love to write up a Gus Bus piece, he had like a 17 year career
The longer I’ve watched football, the more I became convinced that the 1991 Skins could, objectively, be the best all-around NFL team I’ve ever seen. I then came across one of these super-geek advanced metrics studies on EPSN that came to the same conclusion.
they were insanely good at football
Been out there for a minute now…
@disqus_Q1qhbjISah:disqus Look for evening posts I have a running list of various “professional” mock drafts posted on various sports sites, tracking like 28 of them now
I usually post an update in the evening
Payne, Ridley and Smith are the three leaders around now
Great job by Chris Larry on this piece. This sort of nostalgia-type stuff is going to be his wheelhouse for us in terms of the writing side of it.
Very good piece
How about some good old fashioned Redskin QB controversies?
Schroeder vs Williams
Gonna run out of good nostalgia Only won three Superbowls (been to two more) and haven’t done shit in the last 25 years….
btg Steve Thomas • 17 minutes ago
Did you see my comment yesterday about Jason Tatum
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No, I didn’t.
Feinstein: Cousins would have turned down $137 million from ‘Skins
After Jimmy Garoppolo signed a five-year, $137 million deal with the 49ers, John Feinstein believes Kirk Cousins would still have looked elsewhere if the Redskins offered him the same deal.
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The Redskins move for Alex Smith looks smarter and smarter. Kirk can kiss my ass.
The team is going to get, at a bare minimum, comparable production for significantly less cost. That’s a win, to me.
I’d say it’s a bit of reach to assume Smith will be at least as good as Cousins … on this Redskins team. They were comparable last year when Smith was playing on a MUCH better team.
We got to get you a Kool-Aid of the month subscription, DC. Geez.
The Fuller trade puts a hard cap on how smart it can look.
I’m honestly not phased one single bit about trading away a CB in order to ourselves set up with a top 10-ish QB for the next three years. The will already has his replacement on the roster and will just draft another CB.
Wrong answer!
– Joel Corry
All Joel said was that he’d rather have given up another draft pick instead of Fuller. I agree with that. But he wasn’t terribly phased about losing Fuller, either.
It’s a brutal price for a QB, sure. But if you wanted to do some math, how much is a great QB worth?
Is a C+ QB worth a B Cornerback? (IMO Smith is more than a C+)
I don’t think Kirk has malice
whether he is conscious of it or not, this ALL gets back to a person who thought he was going to be a successful NFL QB with aspirations… taken in the 4th round, after the Trade and a presumptive starter taken 3 rounds earlier. And then, the team didn’t believe what he believed after 3 years. it is what it is, but yeah, the trade was a smart move, even if it is arguable about what they should have paid for it.
So if Garoppolo is worth that deal AND a 2nd rounder… What’s Nick Foles worth? (in the NFL, not the pron industry)
Great point.
There are so many factors that need to play out over time to judge whether the Skins move for Alex Smith was a great deal, horrible deal, or something in the middle.
But given the present situation of the Skins and the known factors they are dealing with real-time in front of them right now; it’s a good deal.
If Cousins were offered that deal and turned it down then he’s too stupid to be our QB.
Nice pull on Buffalo 66
My parents were divorced at this point, I was a sophomore in highschool. My Mom was a Buffalo Bills bandwagon traitor “Jim Kelly is like, so hot, or something”, watching this game with my Pop, and seeing the joy he took from Jim Kelly’s beat-down, a beautiful thing, lol.
My parents both went to SUNY Buffalo in the 70’s, weren’t Bills fans, but it’s a small city and apparently wasn’t unusual for them to run into players back in the day, Buffalo is the AFC’s Green Bay in that way (but without the trophies).
BB(Ginas) outfoxed them, we just plain beat that ass.
Good for Pop!
She talked smack with every visit that year, it was beautiful.
kon, for now kon, for now • 7 minutes ago
It’s the whole game. Click, Watch on YouTube
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For younger guys up here, folks my age, mid 30’s and younger, it’s worth while to go back and watch those games on Youtube. I only remember bits and pieces of the ’91 game, and don’t remember anything of the Doug Williams superbowl or 83. Yes we all have seen highlights, and they are nice, but there’s something worthwhile sitting down and watching those games to finish.
those games were freakin’ awesome.
The size of the shoulder pads… sheesh
One thing that gets me, as an AV person. Just how little graphics were used in broadcasts. It’s almost uncomfortable now to watch and not having the down and distance, scores and stats in a little bar across the bottom of the screen,
it really got ramped up when Fox got the NFC contract
It wasn’t just that, it was also the technology changes that came along in the early 90’s, the computers made a big jump forward in terms of what you could do graphically, I know because I took my first TV production classes in 1991 (yes I was 8).
Less is more
Thankfully, recently, broadcasters have made their graphics less intrusive. For years, they took up way too much of the screen.
Can’t tell you how many times graphics covered up the play on the field.
And then there’s the damn tickers. Those things are pollution. Especially the god damn fantasy football nonsense.
The other thing about those tickers is if you are DVR’ing a game… you just got it spoiled
I really hate the large graphics that are made to look like they are really standing on the field. I don’t mind seeing the stats, but I am not impressed by the CGI because I know that damn stat board is not sitting on the field. Even worse… the fake animated players
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/58570719/20180204181855_1.0.jpg
Elway hits a TD on first play they had from scrimmage. That game was so OVER at 10-0.
And then, it wasn’t.
When Doug Williams went down with what looked like a serious injury… only to come back and put up 35 points in the 2nd qtr. That was just amazing
he fumbled on that play too but nobody saw/called it…. everything went right in that 2nd quarter
Yep, went and re-watched it in the last year. It’s just as tense
I remember how deflated I was. Then I wasn’t!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqxTj4aWToE
The QB salary cap thing illustrated one point… you don’t win with money/me first guys at the helm… that’s not leadership. You win with team first guys.
For the record. Chris and Rich clearly take this way more seriously than Steve, Sean and I do. You can tell by the photo’s they have on the front of the website, Chris’ is a PR photo and Rich is in a suit.
I took a selfie from the middle of fedex field, and Steve wont even let me use his real face.
He doesn’t want you to break the site by posting that mug…
well, that, and he’s not “steve”.
He’s already in the public domain
https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3419/3283801524_c33539dc91.jpg
Might be time to rework some deals to free up more space
TW and RKERRIGAN come to mind
You can re-work them & Norman and have an extra 10-15 mill easy.
That’s what I’m talking about
Get Norman and Reed in there.
At least TWill and RK deliver on the field.
it’s sad, but i guess “it is what is is”, that we revel in events from 25 years ago.
This was brought from previous thread. Sorry, emedding isn’t working.
Cap, Schmap.
Writers or….fan boys?
There’s no two ways about it, handicapping the team to overpay on the QB position is just flat stupid.
No telling how much more depth and or talent we might have had these last two seasons if $44m hadn’t been tied up by the QB.
if you paid a middling QB his market rate of 18-20 mil instead, you probably would be able to afford Brown at his market rate.
so, the answer is probably 1 difference making player in FA
a WR, DL, LB who WAS making 3-4 million on a rookie deal who is looking for 7-10 million.
otoh if you plan to win only when you have a QB on a rookie deal, I think that’s a pretty myopic plan that over-estimates one’s ability to pick franchise QBs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu4zvOEJmaA
It’s the whole game. Click, Watch on YouTube
No idea why sharing is enabled when they don’t want it shared.
It’s not like it matters. It’s still NFL owned and on youtube.
More draft and free agent posts please
That’s coming next week. We sometimes like to do something different on Fridays.
Did you see my comment yesterday about Jason Tatum
you heard it guys, more mock drafts for greg!
I actually like the mock drafts
Puts more names out there broadening my knowledge
Forst
Yu spelt it rong its furst
-Flounder