2018 Draft Preview, Part 7: Edge Rushers
March 22, 2018
by Adam Taraschke
The NFL draft is a little more than a month away, which means I’m starting to get into the positions of need for Washington. This week I look at edge defenders. Fans will debate the severity of this need, but in its present state, the Redskins defense is lacking a speed rusher. Ryan Kerrigan and Preston Smith get to the QB using technique and power more than anything. While Junior Galette still may be re-signed, a speed rusher is still a major need moving forward. Having said that, I’ve watched a couple guys who I think could give Washington that speed they need off the edge. Here is my 2018 edge preview.
- Bradley Chubb (NC State) 6’4 269
- Harold Landry (Boston College) 6’3 252
- Marcus Davenport (UTSA) 6’6 264
- Sam Hubbard (Ohio State) 6’5 265
- Uchenna Nwosu (Southern California) 6’2 251
- Marquis Haynes (Mississippi) 6’3 225
- Lorenzo Carter (Georgia) 6’6 250
- Arden Key (LSU) 6’6 238
- Dorance Armstrong (Kansas) 6’4 246
- Kemoko Turay (Rutgers) 6’5 252
Day 1 prospect: Harold Landry (Boston College) 6’3 252
Strengths: Great explosion. He is always the first guy off the ball. Excellent flexibility bending the edge. Quick, direct hands in the run game. He does a good job anchoring against the run despite his height. He is a true speed rusher with the ability to turn his hips and beat you around the edge. He has potential to develop a nasty speed-to-power, as well as, other counter moves. His first step gives tackles trouble all game. He plays with a lot of effort when he is involved in the play. He moves well in space and can play standing up in a 3-4.
Weaknesses: Lacks elite size and length. He needs to improve as a backside run defender. He tends to anchor when the play is away from him and take the play off. Still lacks a multitude of pass rush moves. If his initial speed rush does not work tends to end up stonewalled. He needs to focus on tackling more, he has the ability he just needs to wrap up and focus.
Overall: Landry would give Washington the true speed rusher they so badly desire. His burst off the line would instantly make that defense more dangerous. He has the potential to develop into a consistent double-digit sack performer and perennial pro bowler. He is versatile as he can play in a 4-3 or 3-4. He can rush the passer, cover the flats and hook/curl zone, and he can set the edge in the run game. Washington could use a dynamic defender at 13 and I believe Landry would fit that bill.
Day 2 prospect: Uchenna Nwosu (Southern California) 6’2 251
Strengths: He has good burst off the ball. Flashed an array of pass rush moves, although they need to be refined. Strong hands at the point of attack make him a threat in the run game despite his lack of height. Crashes down the backside of run plays collapsing cutback lanes for the runner. He has a good motor. Possesses a good nose for the ball. Smart player that diagnoses plays quickly. He has good movement skills and loose hips allowing him to play in space. He is a great athlete with tantalizing pass rush traits.
Weaknesses: If his first move does not land he usually gets lost in the sauce. He could afford to gain 10 more pounds. Struggled at times against bigger OL. Struggled disengaging from blockers. He lacks elite strength to set the edge in the NFL. He needs to work on a real counter move and add more moves to his arsenal.
Overall: Nwosu is a player that I am very high on. I love his tenacity and athleticism. He flies of the ball and can cause tons of problems for an offense. He is not an elite run defender, but his athleticism makes him a viable option on run downs. He would give Washington a speed rusher they could deploy all over the defensive front. He can stand up and rush the passer as a LB or put his hand in the dirt and rush as a DE. I think Nwosu has a ton of potential he has yet to unlock. Jim Tomsula could help develop him as a pass rusher. He should be available anywhere from the middle of the 2nd to the late part of the 3rd round. I would be pleased if the Redskins spent a day 2 pick on Nwosu. He would bring much needed speed and youth to this defense, as well as an infectious swagger on the field.
Day 3 prospect: Marquis Haynes (Mississippi) 6’3 225
Strengths: He has a game changing first step and elite explosiveness. He has speed to beat tackles off the ball and loose hips to bend the edge and attack the QB. Plays with an outstanding motor. Showed good functional strength for his lack of size. He has good length which can be deadly if pair correctly with his speed. He has a ton of upside as a pass rusher. His speed can be used in a variety of ways including twists and stunts. His length and speed opens the door for a couple of effective pass rush moves.
Weaknesses: He has a narrow frame that will not hold up in the NFL in a consistent 3-down role. He does not set the edge well against the run. Needs to add at least 15 at the next level. Despite his great effort his is not a huge factor against the run. He struggled with pad level throughout the year. Once an OL latches on to him he has a hard time disengaging.
Overall: Haynes is a pure pass rusher and true speed demon off the edge. He will fall in the draft due to his lack of value as a run defender, but he will find a home as a situational pass rusher. His athleticism and work ethic should combine for a player that develops into an effective pass rusher in the NFL. He would be a great combination with Kerrigan and Smith on the outside. He would instantly affect the teams pass defense with his ability to put pressure on the QB. He should be available in the 4th round and would be a great value at that pick. As I’ve said 100 times this team needs speed off the edge and Marquis Haynes supplies that in a big way.
Favorite prospect: Bradley Chubb (NC State) 6’4 269
Strengths: Elite pass rush traits with great burst and speed off the edge. He has outstanding strength and balance. He has a strong, quick hands that always make contact first. Dominant run defender. He plays with a great motor every play. He has great length, but still possesses elite strength. Has already shown an array of pass rushing moves. He has great hips that allow him to bend the edge and attack QB’s. He has quick jab steps that throw tackle off balance. He is disciplined in his run fits. Constantly drives his feet to collapse running lanes.
Weaknesses: Although he flashed an arsenal of moves his hands still need work. He had issues with pad level when he would let his athleticism take over. He struggled against quick tackles that could beat him to the set point. He tends to get carried away when engaging a blocker causing himself to get caught up in the OL.
Overall: His combination of size, speed, and attitude make him the total package as an edge defender. He will come in day one and make any defense better against the run and pass. He is a slight step down from Myles Garrett from last years draft. He has room to grow as a pass rusher, yet he already possesses more moves than any other edge defender in this class. His tenacity and power in the run game make him a nightmare for offensive coordinators. Chubb is a very easy evaluation for most scouts. He has everything you look for in a DE or OLB. He has the potential to rush the passer and defend the run at a pro bowl/all pro level. He is a sure-fire prospect. I fully expect Chubb to be taken in the top 5, but if he somehow miraculously falls to 13 the Redskins would get a homerun draft selection and franchise changing player.
Highest Ceiling: Marcus Davenport
Highest Floor: Bradley Chubb
Most Pro Ready: Bradley Chubb
Best 3-4 OLB: Harold Landry
Best 4-3 DE: Bradley Chubb
Most Athletic: Marcus Davenport
Best Run Defender: Sam Hubbard
Most Technically Sound: Sam Hubbard
Most Room to Improve: Arden Key
Biggest Riser: Sam Hubbard
Biggest Sleeper: Kylie Fittis
New post.
http://www.thehogsty.com/2018/03/23/everyone-stay-calm/
About time
Do yer jobes.
– Flunder
Faaaantastic.
https://twitter.com/CHICKatNBCS/status/977153814200508416
maybe that means that what’s his name from Chicago is about to sign OR they’re clearing money for Suh… eerrrrrr… I mean, Hankins
Maybe McPhee. Hankins plays a different position.
still might need to “clear” money by taking the deal off the table so-to-speak
Lol
The real inspiration for the University of Texas logo:
https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/188706_214005881948767_8068846_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=692ddda6c86d537637a33c33282c905e&oe=5B3EC49F
*sniff*
smells like *** in here
yeah
Texas must just got off the bus
Very nice. Goosebumps and peach fuzz.
That man hand is confusing me. That had better be a chick’s butt and not a dude with a chick’s butt.
Ever been to Thailand?
I wouldn’t think you’d claim that as the Longhorns inspiration…. unless we were right, yesterday.
Your best post ever
Pryor to the Jets…that McCown Pryor combo is gonna be deadly LOL
I’m dubious.
He’s gonna get fucked up
Actually Bridgewater may take the reins…and he has a lot softer touch on the ball vs Kirk and his 60 mph try and kill the receiver within 5 to 8 yards…may work out for butterfingers
How does that improve upon his alligator arms?
I saw butterfingers vs alligators….lol
Big difference w A. Smith…from what I’ve seen
Pryor has the talent but lacks WR skills. To be expected imo, plays the position like a converted QB…
he is risen!
(no, not Him, but the easter bunny):
https://www.flickr.com/photos/58171957@N00/
He looks like a chocolate bunny.
Did he see his shadow?
“CDs, vinyl are outselling digital downloads for the first time since 2011”
my guess is because nobody is buying music anymore. why would you? Youtube Music is awesome, and HD radio is free (DC101 HD2 plays iHeartradio Rock Nation … for free… and NO commercials)
Love my CDs. Love the old Xbox when you put in the CD and played vs the new download games Xbox that only holds a limited amount of games = trash
The real story there is subscription services.
I use Pandora and YT Music and pay $0
And that HD2 Rock Nation is, along with 106.7 the Fan, all I listen to in the car for radio (unless I’ve got Pandora connected
I’m thinking about getting YT Red because the free service is so spot on, but because you have to have the vids play it burns through my data plan too fast to use anywhere but on WiFi.
I got hacked and whacked up back in ’16 offseason by a few folk ( pretty much same dudes as today that go opposite w my every take ..lol.) when I was all against drafting a WR w 1st pick. ( I did post Doctson would be my WR pick if Skins went that route too for the recallers ) 2 years later anyone think Corey Coleman Will Fuller Doctson or Laquan Treadwell worth a 1st round pick ? Not knocking Doctson or any of these guys really…just dont see 1st round values in WRs.
So when I see Noone suggesting a WR pick at #13… just boggles my mind. Lol
I don’t think there is a top half 1st round WR in this draft
I dont see 1st round values for WRs. Just me. Again…from long ago posts…very good WRs can be found 2nd thru 6 rd. I liked Sterling Sheppard in ’16 as well. Tyreek Hill a 5th rounder…
It’s hit-n-miss, especially outside the top 15 picks. Sometimes the talent projects, sometimes it doesn’t. Julio Jones, AJ Green, Calvin Johnson. Lot’s of oppo examples too of course. I still love Doctson’s skills.
Yes. There are some worthy. Risk outweighs the high pick imo. This Brown kid for ND…Lets see where he is drafted and how be pans out next couple years. I see 5th round grades but I see 2nd or 3rd round talent…
Define “hacked and whacked”, if you would.
You full of it… lol. Or. Your foresight sucks.etc etc etc
All in sport. Gotta purge those negative waves 🙂 keeps me free and happy.
Lol. Yes I rarely purge…
Don’t let it accumulate.
34 days until the draft
Waiting for Bruce to wrap up FA, then we can go all out on draft boards.
Morning folks. Not much happening last 24 hours other than JPP exiting the East. Dude was a wrecking ball for the Skins…I see Long coming back to the Eagles after all . Eagles stacked up front.
Why do I feel like if the Giants take Chubb, he will wreck us twice a year for a decade but if he were a Skin he’d be ‘meh’?
I do not know. I think Chubb will be a wrecking ball there or here…
On a train?
In a plane?
On a boat?
Is he the goat?
https://pics.me.me/1st-down-redskins-onfl-memes-oh-wait-4th-down-did-19210325.png
Thank God Triplett and The RoidRef retired.
Put a chirp in the ball so he doesn’t get hit in the face, he wouldn’t do any worse of a job.
He looks good in the Ebony and Ivory.
Over/under on a veto?
D_C is tapping numbers on his Holly Hobby calculator that’s built into his notebook. Constantly hitting “C” and starting over while pounding the desk.
Book it.
Lol, actually, there’s funding in there for stuff that he supports.
Lol, nice pull. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dba305ff86c12aaac8a67bc6d68ee285ec92e8129ac6ab046244324fee624642.jpg
I had that. I think that was the same year I got a SIMON for xmas.
Look closely
BAAAHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sam here. It was awesome!
When I woke up and read that we had signed Hankins overnight I mean I don’t think I’ve ever woken up on a Friday morning not needing coffee until today!
-Your dreams
If only Flounder would say there is no chance he would sign with the Skins.
If only.
Johnny Manziel worth kicking the tires on?
Blog privileges revoked.
Trying to stir the pot….dead in here this morning.
Okay Moe.
https://i.imgur.com/MOlKZ.gif
That’s how you keep your pimp hand strong.
Victim of yesterday’s Twitter, eh?
Happy Friday!
Hpy Hpy
Also, the use of “thespian” is not permitted.
Too high-brow?
They’d like you to believe that.
I thought you were going to ding me on demagoguery!
How did we get to this place?
I love thespian porn.
Happah Happah
– Phil
Good morning. Subway graffiti wisdom:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DY19f8lV4AEhjxL.jpg
I’m fine with a light, cold breakfast.
But how is that shit $25?
$60 each for breakfast!
-Cinderella’s castle, Disney World
The “Mickey Mafia” is the worst. Shaking you down with big smiles.
Hankins? Hello? Buhler? Anyone? Anyone?
Whew.
Made it.
One of my favorite places on earth… heading there again this May. If you ever have the chance to go… you should do it. Fishing the same waters as Henry Ford, Ernest Hemingway and Thomas Edison
https://vimeo.com/255407028
Ted Williams?
*smash cut SJX Jet boat burns through just after filming stops
Some idiots are now proposing a maximum wage. Even floated $300/hr.
40 hour week, $12,000 paycheck, $624,000 annually before taxes. Not bad, not bad at all. Good comfortable life. Plenty to live on. Plenty to save for the future for things like, children’s education and retiring. Spend a couple a weeks a year on an island in the Pacific. Another couple weeks on a cruise.
Let me guess… the almighty gubment gets the rest
that would only affect the upper of the middle class. everyone in the upper echelon would get paid in stock and the way you get wealthy beyond your wildest dreams is one of your entities that becomes huge, the millions of shares of worthless stock become worth $150 a piece.
But if that were the case, none of the Best professionals would work here. If you wanted to hire engineers, lawyers, and whatnot you’d have to go to Niagara Falls/Toronto which would have millions of American move there.
“You don’t make the poor richer by making the rich poorer.”
– Winston Churchill
PG was a bad ass dude . I didn’t give a shit about DJax. I knew PG wouldn’t be easily replaced . He had all the tools and toughness to match .
Pierre was not a fan of Kirks
I just thought he always wanted more targets . They spread the ball around pretty good .
He was usually pretty upset that Kirk seemed to check down a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGfz1C32A6Q
some nice catches , but I was looking for some of blocking highlights . He excelled at that and crushed some people .
Way to crumble to outrageous spending Repubs…
Hypocrites
each party is worse than the other
Republicans like to cut spending on everything except the military and when it comes to the military they lose their minds. Democrats want to spend spend spend on everything entitlement programs except the military
Slash revenue, explode spending … what could go wrong?
The government does not have “revenue.” Revenue is generated by selling something.
Tax revenue, Gomer.
Tax grift retard
Yeah, you provide your own military, your own schools, your own air traffic control, your own highways, your own law enforcement, border security, customs, environmental protection, market regulation, etc., … and then you can call it a gift, Gomer.
Typical big gubment retard. Thinks private business couldn’t provide these things at a much more affordable and effective rate. You ARE the problem retard
Government sells security. Organization. Infrastructure. Institute. And many many boat loads of bullshit.
The deafening silence over the “cost” of a $1.3 Trillion budget bill proves that all the screaming and gnashing of teeth over the “cost” of building a $50 billion wall was, and is, political posturing and demagoguery. The real thespians aren’t in Hollywood, they’re in DC.
I’m ready for the draft . I can’t get into all these what if scenarios . About over it . Make the pics and let the second guessing begin
Lol
Butterfingers to the Jets
https://twitter.com/AndersenPickard/status/976982165111148544?s=20
Didn’t really “catch” passes with the Redskins.
one on one contested throws down the sideline is all he is good for and that’s questionable .
Intimidating presence but it doesn’t carry over in his play . He should be killing it with his physical attributes and athleticism
Reminds me of a RB situation we had…….
he don’t want to get hit , that’s his problem .
He’ll get hit at the Jets.
If he even shows up marginally for the Jets , I’ll be shocked . It’s going to tough sledding offensively for them for awhile I would bet.
I think it’s McCarron ? Spencer Long for another although I hope he plays well.
Teddy, McCarran went to Buffalo.
That’s right . I like that guy , I hope he makes a comeback . He shredded that knee .
Yeah, fucked up run of luck for him.
Agreed.
Maybe he’ll end up a DB……..lead the league in passes batted down.
I remember how excited just about everyone was when we signed him last year.
oh yeah . Looking for reasons to justify the signing . Knew full well he was no replacement for PG or DJax.
He was coming off a good season and owned Norman the first half of the game when we played Cleveland that year. What’s not to like. Thank goodness our screwed up front office only signed him to a one year prove it deal.
He was still a bit of an unknown though . Granted he had a good half . Shut down the second half but yeah.
Do you remember when I said he would never amount to anything?
Well I did.
As I do about most Ohio State turds
Yea, after seeing him tear us up in the 1st half when we played the Browns two seasons back…he looked like a good signing.
Ha, said the same thing below.
he dwarfed Norman in arm length , height , even speed a little bit . He looked overpowering that day , but IDK what the fuck happened to him.
He came here! He’ll have a hell of a year with the jets.
ha ha .
What happened was that he was a stellar athlete that couldn’t really play one position very well.
Junk
Like I said , he didn’t want to get hit . His best play was one on one down the sideline . That’s the only time I saw him ever fight for the ball.
Because he was on a one year deal and didn’t want to get hurt and jeopardize a big payday the following year.
Yeah, “the year of the towering receivers”. I think NPI and Alex even gave them a name.
“Twin Towers”?
Oh yeah , we were gonna light up the red zone in the end zone or vice versa maybe
Bring on the fades!
Yeah, along those lines. I participated in that fairytale.
Too bad SchMirk couldn’t throw a fade to save his life.
Skyler Phillips in the fifth
Depth at guard? After what happened last season, yes.
Future starter
Better vert than Nelson and Hernandez
Identical broad jumps
Almost identical 20 yard shuttle
Why not get two Hernandez and Phillips
It’ll be 1 and 1 with a G and a DT (if we get that lucky).
I’m totally fine with that
I guess we can start assuming which when FA winds down.
Him or Corbett for the mid-rounds, I wish we had a fucking third.
There are some good DTs that aren’t getting the hype, they’ll go by three, scouts don’t go on hype.
You can swap him out with #73 in a pinch while Callahan coaches him up.
What’s the significance of an OG broad jump or vertical?
Are you being sarcastic?
I’m serious.
It measures how explosive they are. How quickly they can get all that weight moving off the ball, and how much power is moving it.
73 mocks, bunches of updates
Vita Vea, DT, Washington 16
Derwin James, S, Florida State 14
Da’Ron Payne, DT, Alabama 8
Calvin Ridley, WR, Alabama 7
Denzel Ward, CB, Ohio State 6
Roquan Smith, ILB, Georgia 5
Mike Hughes, CB, Central Florida 4
Minkah Fitzpatrick, DB, Alabama 3
Maurice Hurst, DL, Michigan 2
Marcus Davenport, DE, Texas-San Antonio 2
Josh Jackson, CB, Iowa 2
Tremaine Edmunds, LB, Virginia Tech 1
Saquon Barkley, RB, Penn St 1
Isaiah Wynn, G, Georgia 1
D. J. Moore, WR, Maryland 1
one guys has us trading up to #8 to take Barkley
I assume it’s our first and second
I did not look at the details but that value would work out right
don’t see us doing that
Crazy talk
https://twitter.com/_JakeRussell/status/946928474090082304
Again who’s the dt/not in front of smith
Hopefully Rankins, IO, Logan, or another player we draft. Your argument is like saying we shouldn’t sign a QB because our receivers suck.
Build the lines and everything else improves
Getting run over to the extent we did last year makes the need for dl paramount
All in good time. You’re not going to get anywhere reaching for positions of need.
I want ol and dL both the biggest needs on this team
No way. We’re hurting, absolutely hurting at the punt returner position. No team can compete without a decent return man on the roster!
Truth be told we are
B*******! Obviously this so-called best player available nonsense hasn’t worked either. Build the damn lines offensive and defensive lines and everything else improves.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DY7TZmCU8AAI6bM.jpg
You really need to get over your irrational hatred.
Irrational?
I don’t know what you do on the twitter, I do know however that President Trump takes to twitter and for the whole damn world to see, routinely has childish temper tantrums about whatever shit it is that’s filling his diaper at any given moment.
My feelings and opinion toward Trump have no influence whatsoever on the observable and established fact that the man is a whinny simp.
Eagles signed WR Mike Wallace. Fast but not that good.
Aren’t they over the cap?
Not sure, but I guess they still have some time to cut or restructure.
John Bolton….Trump’s new National Security Advisor.
And, yet another person from the TV put on his admin.
Used to be the Ambassador to the UN under W.
Nutter.
Recess appointment. Worked that post just 15 months. Resigned before the Senate would have not confirmed him.
I guess we can expect the Iran nuclear deal to go bye-bye … and Iran to subsequently have nuclear weapons in the not-too-distant future.
We’re going to have a big time warhawking neocon whispering in Trump’s ear. What could go wrong?
I hope and pray that Obama’s traitorous Iran deal is torn up, yes.
Because you want Iran to have nuclear weapons? What could go wrong? It’s working out so well with NK, right?
No, because Obama’s deal was an atrocious thing for the world. Might have been his worse move as president, and that’s saying alot.
sure would be nice to get that 400 million back too!
He was my vote for SecState
How’s that?
The man was shown to be a flip’n fool for all of his WMD rhetoric.
He’s have been an outstanding SecState, and he will excel as NSA.
Trump: Hey John, what do you think about this thing going in Iran?
Bolton: War
Trump: Okay. What about South Korea?
Bolton: War
Trump: How about Syria?
Bolton: War
Trump: China?
Bolton: War
Trump: Venezuela?
Bolton: War
Trump: CNN?
Bolton: War
Trump: The New York Times?
Bolton: War
Trump: Stormy McDaniels?
Bolton: War
Trump: Alright. Now, what about Putin?
Bolton: Keep that lube handy
https://twitter.com/TheRichardLewis/status/976959165129084929
So
Says the guy saturated in talking heads babbling on and on and on and oh ffs….
Do I really have to explain why a guy from TV isn’t cut out for high level positions?
All opinion, not fact!
Riiiiight. Sure. Opinion.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ThoughtfulUnimportantIncatern-size_restricted.gif
HOO BOY! H.R. is out and loony toon John Bolton is in at Nat. Security Adviser. Can Steve Doocy be far behind?
https://twitter.com/Chris_Worthy_/status/976573523870105600
That’s a Redskin right there.
I want to go where I’m wanted- kc
Players I’d be happy to get at 13: Vea, Hurst, Derwin, Minkah, Roquan, Nelson.
And not so much: Davenport, Edmunds, Payne, Hernandez, Wynn.
Happy to get any of the second group if we trade down 4+ picks.
Ha classic dc
Hurst is a sub 290 pound dt in a division with massive offensive lines
Roquan is a 220 pound lb that might have ZHood keeping guards away from him
Hernandez gives us a Scherff clone and you’ve always hated that pick despite his success
Hurst was 292 lbs at the Combine. He was the No. 1 pass rushing DT AND the No. 1 run defender in PFF’s survey of college DTs. Is Aaron Donald too small? Geno Atkins? Nah.
Roquan weighed in at 236 lbs, not 220, but even if he was lighter, so what? There are some killer smaller LBs in the NFL and Roquan can flat play.
I like Hernandez but literally no one thinks he’s a top 15 talent.
He won’t hold up at 292
And my statement about hood in front of Roquan still stands
He won’t hold up at 292 because?
As far as Hood goes, if he’s in the game we’ve got bigger problems.
He’ll wear down after getting pumped up to 292
College players put on weight for the NFL all the time. No reason to think he can’t carry the extra weight, or be a VG player even if he doesn’t.
NOILRMOT DC!
https://twitter.com/DanGrazianoESPN/status/976904569887318016
At least we have four from ’10 – ’13, plus one from ’14.
Everyone thinks now NYG will take Chubb @ #2
Unnamed sources say don’t count out Giants from trading back and taking Harold Landry at OLB for the new 3-4 look
Landry at 12. Vea or Fitzpatrick drops to us
Make it hap’n cap’n.
Vea to Dolphins @ #11
depending on what other trades happen I think it looks like we get down to
Smith – LB, Davenport – Edge, Hernandez – G, Ridley – WR
Call me crazy, but I’d lean Hernandez in that scenario if I couldn’t trade back a tad.
Williams – T is the other best available then but I do not seek us taking a tackle
you’re crazy
^ What took ya so long?!?
I have a feeling the new Giants GM is doing a re-build . gonna start with the interior first and acquiring more pics maybe.
I’ve been saying, if we pass on Hernandez at 13, the pukes will jump all over that pick at 19.
I’d bet a beer on it.
The Giants ought to draft Barkley.
in another case of even though it’s not broke let’s change it up
Giants converting from 4-3 to 3-4
so defense personnel changes happening, they might go there with the first pick
even though you and I are of a like mind, you keeping Eli, pick Barkley to help him out
Gettleman hasn’t drafted edge guys in high rounds historically
he also been with 4-3 defenses for a long time too
Get to chose between Barkley and Chubb, or possibly leverage Buffalo for serious draft capital. Damn.
I’d trade back if I were them. They already have a ton of picks so that would give them a Brownsesque haul.
Ever seen the movie PCU with Jeremy Piven?
It’s more relevant now than it was 25 years ago.
Where have you gone, George Clinton and PFunk? Our nation turns it’s lonely eyes to you.
Saw them live at Midtown Music Festival in Atlanta back in the day. I believe they were the first show of the 3 day festival. Santana was the last
I saw George Clinton in the airport a few years ago. He was surrounded by security people. My thought was, is all of that really necessary just for George Clinton?
I used to fly a lot from Tampa to Newark back in the day
was on a bunch of time with Hulk Hogan, he never had any security with him
but he hung out in the Continental VIP lounge though most of the time waiting to board
he talked to me a couple of times and after one time all these kids came running to ask if I really knew Hulk Hogan
Hogan and Randy Savage used to follow me around the Tampa/St Pete area. Half the time, everywhere I went out to for dinner, there they were.
It got to the point where I was like ‘You two again?’ And Hogan was ‘Hey there brother!’ While Savage would just, mimic like he had a title belt on and be all ‘Ohhhh yeeaaaaaa. It’s konnnnnnnn’
I ran into R. Kelly in the mall once, and it was the same thing – a huge amount of his personal security people, one of whom threw me out of Footlocker when I dared to enter when R. was shopping.
The existence of all of the security is what caused a scene. R. Kelly himself could’ve walked in, probably signed a few autographs here and there, shopped, left, and have been fine.
Loved that movie
What went wrong?
And…how do we fix it?
Epic Rager
As long as it’s the kids that clean up afterwards…I’m down.
has it really been 25 years?
My son participated in the walk out last week and the general vibe was less ‘change gun laws’ and more ‘get out of class’
LOL!
So who is going to support the kiddos this weekend and attend your local “March for Our Lives ” rally?
Swing and a miss
We don’t have a Rally Burgers
Checkers?
I had actually planned on going up to DC on Saturday but the moonbeam March changed my mind
The wife, her sister, and two friends are going. I’m heading up to PA to fish and work on the camp for a week.
And to target shoot of course, do a lot of that up there. Nearest ‘neighbor’ is ~1.5 miles down in the hollow.
where is camp
McKean County, north-central PA.
I have friends who have a camp up in Tyoga Co just outsdie Wellsboro
Nice! Two counties east from mine: McKean-Potter-Tioga. All part of the ‘Pennsylvania Wilds’, along with Clinton-Cameron-Elk counties just to the south. Great area, a gazillion acres of public land.
Yes, its beautiful country
I think I’m going to go shooting this weekend, just to balance out the universe.
That’ll be me too. I’ve made a 25 yd. handgun/archery range, a 100 yd. long gun range, and an open, shotgunning area most clays. Have a new scope on the .260 Rem, need to sight in. And test some new loads for the .30-30.
My local range has an indoor 50 yard rifle range, which is awesome. I have to travel a ways to get to the outdoor 100 yard ranges. But my local range will also let you rent a fully automatic M-16 to use on their range as long as you pay their instructor to be with you and supervise. I’ve not felt the need, because I was already in the military, but that’s a great experience for some.
Yeah, an indoor 50 is definitely awesome.
Uber Eats?
RIP Charles Lazarus founder of Toys R’Us
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WTF was up with that Gallette tweet from earlier? Did a family member get good medical news? Certainly not his contract status.
Found a belt sale
Cute then, hot now…
http://www.bartcop.com/jamie-lynn-sigler-15.jpg
Wow that looks amazing.
What is that? Seven layers?
Lol, institutionalized
Who is that
Dow down 714 points
MAGA. Rich people lose money, while all those Chinese jobs pour back into ‘Merica!
Whether or not true, that’s what the folks in the hollars are thinking. There are large parts of this country that think if you have enough money to be a shareholder, you’re basically rich, and all they can afford is to put money in a bank savings account, but rich man keeping poor man down by keeping savings interest rates low.
*fills up mayonnaise jar, grabs shovel, heads for back yard*
You’re retarded.
He denies it, but me…I think mike is none other than Dr. Krieger
https://i.imgflip.com/26xruy.jpg
Lol
Frank Gore heading to the Dolphins
Then to Canton
Undoubtedly
http://franksemails.com/pics/winniecooper/image003.jpg
Little Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years
Face looks exactly the same
Passage of a little time has been very , very good to her .
She writes math textbooks
Actually, if you look at the lower left hand corner of the photo, the copyright is from 2005, so the photo is 13 years old.
Yeah , she looks even better now .
That sounds right
It’s the same age as Winnie Cooper
Any pics showing her ass?
Any other cute then, hot now, child tv stars?
Miley Cyrus
Sorry, I just puked a little
aw isn’t she cute?
*Miley speaks*
*turns away*
OmG does she smoke 3 packs a day?
Drew Barrymore
Elizabeth Shue
https://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.1275527.1485534659!/httpImage/image._gen/derivatives/display_960/image.
Hot!
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Is that a Airborne Hamster patch on her shoulder?
been out actually working, did we sign Hankins yet? lol
Sigh
Not yet
grrrrrr
That’s not going to happen until everyone stops waiting for it to happen.
Fact.
Rich Tandler
Verified account
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“Wow, the #Redskins led the league in injuries” said absolutely no one who watched the team in 2017. Here is the @fboutsiders post https://www.footballoutsiders.com/stat-analysis/2018/2017-adjusted-games-lost …
People across the league refer to football outsiders. Very reliable stuff.
Okay then
Hankering for Hankins?
Hankering for a hunk of
Slice or slab or chunk of
Hankering for a hunk of cheese
Do you know how much fat is on that?
(yes I know it’s school house rock)
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2017 Adjusted Games Lost numbers are here. #Redskins lead the league in injuries, with #Bears right behind. #Rams lead the league with fewest injuries. https://www.footballoutsiders.com/stat-analysis/2018/2017-adjusted-games-lost …
7-9 and led the league with injuries….and had one of the toughest schedules.
Adjusted for what?
It’s a tough read. Not sure I even get it lol.
For those unfamiliar with AGL, we do not simply add up the number of games missed. We are able to quantify how much teams were affected by injuries based on two principles: (1) Injuries to starters, injury replacements, and important situational reserves (No. 3 wide receiver, receiving backs, nickel corner, etc.) matter more than injuries to benchwarmers; and (2) Injured players who do take the field are usually playing with reduced ability, which is why AGL is based not strictly on whether the player is active for the game or not, but instead is based on the player’s game status that week (out, doubtful, questionable or probable/Blank).
Gay
Show tune gay
Hello my baby hello my darlin
This is an imprecise stat. Good concept, not great execution.
Yea… what’d I say?
Gay
After Washington finished last in AGL in 2017, we can say that Gruden has had the most injured teams of any coach since 2002. This 2017 total does not even include anything for safety Su’a Cravens, who shocked everyone when he decided to retire a week before the regular season. He was placed on an exempt list and missed the entire season after getting treated for post-concussion syndrome. Middle linebacker Mason Foster (11.3 AGL) and first-round rookie Jonathan Allen (11.0 AGL) were Washington’s two biggest losses by AGL. The skill positions also lost tight end Jordan Reed (8.3 AGL), running backs Rob Kelley (8.6 AGL) and Chris Thompson (6.1 AGL), and wide receiver Terrelle Pryor (7.1 AGL) for extended periods of time. As we’ll see next week in the unit breakdowns, the depth of injuries along the offensive line really pushed Washington over the top here. Washington had a league-high 10 players incur at least 6.0 AGL.
Backs up the opinion that our training staff is a clown show
yes. or the program/philosophy is. it’s the kind of winning off the field the team really needs to do.
But Jay sucks???
Last year was weird man, and we still hung in there.
I was looking for that AGL number a while ago. Curious to know if the team set a record last season.
Texas keychain…Made in China
GTFOH
All the good ones are made in Taiwan
mierda!
Texans?
Scandrick deal interesting
only g’money $1M signing bonus
counts $2.6M in 2018 and $.425M in 2019
so if cut after this year only $500K in dead cap
Richardson deal was smart, too
Kinda goes against the FO sucks line that folks trot out
FO does suck… but they are contract genuises since Vinny left.
Yeah, keep seeing that on Twitter instead of a Hankins signing
So the 10 mill number they said he got was 7 million of bullshit.
I imagine he’ll get a couple mil if he leads the league in INT’s AND makes all-pro.
Only Keims seemed to have those numbers so far.
Laughed at “outdoorsy types” in school. Went on a picnic.
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Ah central park
The treks with the white socks and the Fanny pack….lol
How did i not see thr fanny pack!
You were tryna check out the chicks on the rocks?
The one that is playing with her hair, she needs something.
A tube-sock In her fanny pack?
Aye
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/976888574825164801
Good for him
Agreed
Worried about his overall size next
Unless he’s Aaron Donald he might struggle
Awesome, that’s great news.
The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is getting greater. Twice the size of Texas, the floating mass is up to 16 times larger than previously thought — carrying about 79,000 metric tons of plastic — according to scientists who performed an aerial survey.
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still need that Star Trek Doomsday like device that eats ocean plastic and spits out new cell phone cases, tablet/laptop covers, etc.
Isn’t a bunch of that from Japan, after the Tsunami?
up to 25% may be due to the Japanese tsunami and account for the rapid growth in the last few years
they have sampled the patch and 1/3 stuff from Japan, 1/3 from China, 1/3 from everywhere else
Yeah
So. We find a way to fix it and make the Japanese pay
Aye
Prime real estate there
Its super shark infested i understand
Blue sharks love garbage. Bait loves shade. Predators love bait.
Ill tempered Sea bass
^ With a frickin’ laser on their heads?’
Twice the size of Texas? Wow…
Can we turn it into a prison camp?
Plastic Australia
Sounds like a band
A alternative vegan band…….
ewww
Well Gorillaz made an album plastic beach
Don’t stop, get it get it
Shake it shake it.
I can’t remember.
That’s horrible.
As CEO of the Girl Scouts…Anna Maria Chavez pulled down a salary of $393,000
Which, is roughly….a shit-ton of cookies.
She’s no longer there. The new CEO is Sylvia Acevedo, and she’s excellent.
Get him
Lol
As an FYI – All cookie revenues go to the local councils, and stay in the community, and not the National Offices.
I asked my local girl scout lady about that the other night when she came to the door. She said 60% goes to the local troop and the remaining 40% goes to local charity or the national offices. She also said that you can request that a percentage of your sale go to military charities, which I didn’t know.
You can make a request. And they will write it down and ignore it. No one tells the Girl Scouts what to do!
Not the national office, but the local council. You can also buy cookies for the troops. The Central Texas Council shipped almost 40,000 boxes of cookies to Fort Hood this season for distribution to troops.
I’ve helped pack out for “Operation Cookie” and it was a hell of an operation.
Girl Scout cookies are a nice care package for our troops in Iraq, Afghanistan and elsewhere.
That’s specifically not what she said. She said “national office”. Maybe she was wrong.
My wife is Chief of Programs for the Girl Scouts of Central Texas. I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t steer me wrong.
Tell her I want some free cookies to donate to the GOP as a fundraiser for the midterm elections.
Her answer would be that the Girl Scouts can’t align itself with any political organization, but nice try. 🙂
Just tel her they’re for… The Hog Sty… yeah, that’s it. The Hog Sty…
Ha
…and then bring some to the Hog Sty… I’ll meet ya there
Are the PACs, Corporations and Special Interests distancing themselves from Rafael Eduardo Cruz?
I think it’s Signature brand. Some food producer that makes food for grocery store labels….anyway, if you look on the cookie aisle, you’ll find all the girl scout cookies packaged in an off brand label.
It’s not the same. They taste better when you pay twice as much for half the cookies
Keebler just renamed them
Grasshoppers are Thin Mints, for example
This is why they’re struggling, communists like you, being thrifty.
Capitalism FTW!
Eat it GSA!
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Be a gentleman, never touch a Girl Scout’s cookie without asking permission first
yes that does have connotations
It looks just like a Telefunken U47. You’ll love it.
Been awhile
Samoas are the best gs cookie. That is not up for debate.
That said, Breyers Samoas ice cream is really disappointing.
1 Samoas
2 Thin Mints
3 the peanut butter chocolat ones
I’d flip 2 and 3 but yes
To each their own the point is if i open any box of those its emptied that minute
we have those in the grocery aisle, for less money, 24 x 7 x 365
-Keebler
The new S’Mores are pretty damn tasty
I’d take out the Samoas
Nailed it
I don’t like those toffee ones. They glue my teeth together.
Lost a tooth that way when i was a little kid. But it wasnt a loose tooth
Ever look at the fat content in each cookie
They’re survival cookies, it’s supposed to be that way.
I’ll do an extra sit up or something
Black Cherry Barbecue Pork Jerky
it’s very good
We don’t want our children to grow up as confident self-reliant individuals. They don’t need problem solving skills, we’ll solve all of their problems. They don’t need to know how to use teamwork to overcome insurmountable odds, that’s just dangerous. Shit-can the boy scouts, watch TV!
Ok Google…what’s a, problem?
If Boy Scouts can’t sell cookies…what can they sell?
Hand tools?
Actually would be an interesting idea. Problem is how do you go and sell them every year. How many hammers do you go through in 12 months?
Beef jerky
That’s a good idea
The more I think about it the more I like it. And damn now i really want beef jerky
It practically sells itself.
Sounds too much like masturbation. There will be jokes.
And eating a girlscout cookies doesnt have sexy connotations?
I’m not saying it doesn’t. But I am saying it doesn’t invoke images of ejaculate.
Never made a female cum?:(
Sell the nails!
-Gillette
Its the same question that Apple had with the smart TV. They want you to buy a new one every 18 months. But most people go a decade with 1 tv.
Will fix that.
-Apple patching team
“Warning, the driver software v. 10.0.67 and earlier is no longer supported. Your device is currently out of date. You need a new one.”
“We’ve only had it a WEEK!!!”
Being a Skins fan, I’ve been going through a tv every 12 months.
We turn out the girl scouts
I just got my pimpin’ merit badge
— Hood scouting
It wasn’t easy
They sell 8oz bags of popcorn for $18
I get hit up by my neighbor for that crappy-ass popcorn. Least year, I gave him $20 and told him (politely) to keep the popcorn, because it wasn’t on my diet.
Boy Scout Fireworks
Boy Scout Ammo
Boy Scout Condoms
Boy Scout Jerky
Boy Scout the Lunch Box
Isnt that just a mess kit?
I still have my dad’s old boy scout first aid kit from the 50’s, it’s steel, badass.
Got a few bits of old scout gear like that from my grandfather pawn shop in my lake george home
But I keep his pocket knife in my office desk
I miss those boy scout days
making homemade explosives, learning how to create bobby traps, training to run ambushes, firing range practice, killing your food and cooking it
That wasn’t boyscouts. It was the weekend you spent at Scamps house
I’m pretty sure that was boy scouts
They were there but not for that reason
Mmhmm
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No. But the list of life skills one needs now vs 10, 20, 30 years ago is very different. I do wonder how much they have kept with the times.
Building wood race cars and taking dumps in the woods is no way to prepare for life in a world with self driving cars and toilets that play music.
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Send FEMA to Alex’s house first, he’ll be severely dehydrated within 24 hours.
Does FEMA have burbon? If not. Pass
If you had been a boy scout, you’d have your own bourbon. be prepared and all that.
We couldn’t start a fire, so we froze instead.
The matress I tied to the roof of my Mazda blew off halfway home and caused a massive pile-up.
I have no idea how to stop my neighbor from bleeding out.
I wish I could carve a fish spear instead of just stupid wooden racecars.
My power has been out for three days, my wifi toilet doesn’t work so I sing show tunes to myself while I shit in the backyard. Wish I owned a shovel……..
Who doesnt own shovels?
Why did you stab them with a boyscout pocket knife to begin with
I always have burbon
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What?? Is that even a thing?? – kon
Even when they give me pictures, I still don’t get it
– greg
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Fwiw, that’s not a road.
Yes it is.
Now if you had said it’s not a street….
Nah
So you would rather NOT sign Hankins nor Gallette if it means we’d have to fuss with RKERRIGANs contract??
Awaiting your response
I would prefer doing anything other than set up the team for even flirting with cap hell. We had so many seasons of that that frankly, I don’t know how you don’t still feel the burn.
Thankfully, because of good, responsible, stingy cap management…we don’t have to restructure to sign those guys.
The scenario where I see myself making an exception is if the team is a piece away from being a legit contender and that player is available. What I would do is restructure some of my young guys. I would leave the contracts of my older players alone.
Makes no damn sense the practice of eating a cap hit for a player who’s not on the team or is out of football.
that might be enough for Suh’s first year cap hit
Rats, looks like they’ll be able to sign draftees now.
I think they did that with a previous move
Ah. So now they can absorb Dez’s dead money when they release him.
BREAKING NEWS
Johnathan Hankins has signed with no team yet
That’s good news.
Johnathan Schmohnathan!
sign that guy!
Brownie poll
Nuts – Yes/No
Icing – Yes/No
Style – Cake/Fudge
No Nuts, No icing, fudge style
we don’t keep treats at the house, so any kind of treat that is offered gets demolished.
We had a leftover bag of lemon Oreos and I ate all but two of them in two sittings over an evening.
Willpower – Yes/No
I going No then for you
we do the same thing, because the wife will binge out on that stuff
I get a bag of oreos and they last me weeks, I take a couple out eat them and don’t go back until the next night
Mrs Noone gets the bag and eats a whole sleeve right then
there’s some will power to not buy any of that stuff in the first place
Marijuana
Yes, or with chocolate chips
No
Fudge
butterscotch chips and fudge drizzle
Fudge is for ice cream
iced cream is for brownies
Hrmmm. Good point.
Now. If you bake some brownies with globs of peanuts butter ploppedin the batter. Thats a fun Thursday
Nuts ruin the brownie. All they do is dilute the original brownie flavor.
NO
Yes
Cake
No.
No.
Doggie.
LBSAND gets 2 points
House hase the votes to pass spending Bill. I’m sure they know what’s in it:
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Business as usual
Tbf the first 3000 pages are just filler
all filler, no killer
-Sum40
https://twitter.com/john_keim/status/976864059281887232
Fiscally conservative
Terrible deal fire everyone.
who knows , maybe they get lucky and the guy re-invents himself and balls out .
If that’s accurate, there’s a significant amount of incentive money in it.
Vikes sign Tom Compton:
http://skins.dcsportsnexus.com/2013/08/kirk-cousins-and-tom-compton-celebrate.html
we know .
part of Cousins contract
Tom polishes his gear for him
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what qb is that?
WaPo Insider is so sad these days
bunch of people randomly criticizing things
because the team didn’t sign Hankins
because if the signed him it would be for too much
because Dan is still the owner
because the front office will screw it up somehow
Sounds like us
people here at least espouse an argument over their position
there is just a list of complaints
Ah, the drive-by posters
So what are the posters other than Moe saying?
Wow….
https://twitter.com/HinesmanTrophy/status/976859135655534592?s=20
“just a high ceiling backup”
is that a new definition of insanity?
Lol
If the Boy Scouts started selling Boy Scout cookies, would you buy them?
I would eat a brownie
— said Subway Jared
If you where a boy scout, or a cub scout?
And promptly be put in jail.
Then promptly get assraped
And it would be deserved.
Aye
that’s only if he ate a Brownie
chase em off my porch and call them Susie .
That’s pretty much where I am. Heard a rumor that they are thinking about it.
I couldn’t really do that but it would be a hard sell.
I’d tell them to come back in a skirt, then mebbe we can haggle over price.
Them flea-bit no-count snaggle toof hounds just laid there while they sold the Mrs. $100 worth of cookies! – Buck
Especially the one with the big gap in the middle . He didn’t budge .
Just rolled his ole’ tongue out, and sucked in another cookie!
That sounds like an easy way to get a bunch of Boy Scouts beaten up.
Membership is down, and they are cash-strapped. They are now trying to recruit Girls, and it’s rumored that cookie sales are in their future plans.
America is failing
America is evolved and the boy scouts still act like its 1923
Nothing wrong with having an all-boys program like that.
No. But the list of life skills one needs now vs 10, 20, 30 years ago is very different. I do wonder how much they have kept with the times.
Building wood race cars and taking dumps in the woods is no way to prepare for life in a world with self driving cars and toilets that play music.
video games , internet , cell phones . Three reasons right there .
Boneless skinless chicken thighs are way way underrated in taste
local grocery just started selling Turkey chops
All dark chicken meat is underrated by folks with coin.
Dark meat has so much more flavor and is way moister that white meat.
I love dark chicken meat.
love to marinade them in different stuff and grill them
LOL
https://twitter.com/NFLMemes4You/status/976857334763917313
Lol
That’s hilarious.
It is, I laughed out loud.
Haha
https://twitter.com/AndersenPickard/status/976845979893813248?s=20
Ha? or sad that he was at one point going to be our starting tackle
All of the above
Keep your head on a swivel, Cuz!
Ikr
Compton who was taken in the sixth round of the 2012 draft has had a better career than the guy who we traded all those picks for
Longer career anyway.
Salt on the wound
I think the Bears used him at OG.
Loved me some Alice Cooper music back in the day, but seeing him live today? Yeesh…
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The mans nearly 100 years old and literally did all the drugs everywhere. What do you want him to look like.
That Fed rate hike happened.
t- minus 4.75 years until I have to move out of my house because I won’t be able to afford the ARM reset
I locked in 2.75 fixed about 8 years ago for 15 years
I would have locked it in for 30 but at the time we had a 2nd kid on the way and the extra money meant we didn’t have to sweat pre-school for the other.
I wouldn’t be concerned about it other than I know I’ll um… have to change professional paradigms if I uh want to have my salary keep up with inflation. the good news is, it will hit a point where we’ll hit a new mini housing crisis and it’ll creep back down. and if not, that means wages are keep up with or more than inflation and that means my house will be worth a lot… when I have to sell it to move to BFE
BFE is where it’s at……just sayin’
since I can telework maybe 1-2 days a week, I offered that to the wife when we moved but she didn’t want it
could have had a new house that I wouldn’t have to remodel over the course of two decades, but it would have meant I would have taken the train in and that meant on the 3 days a week I go into the office she’d have an extra half hour alone with the kids. we would have had money for vacations and whatnot in addition, but no dice.
I am/was considering trading the Mazda in for an SUV or small pickemup truck, but the wife has this unfounded fear that we’ll be mistaken for careless racist rednecks if we have a pickup… it just HAPPENS to be painted up like the DoH General Lee.
When you retire, sell that place for a gazillion dollars and lay back, look at your wife, and crank this shit right here,
Lazy yellow moon coming up tonight
Shining through the trees
Crickets are singing
And the lightning bugs are floating on the breeze
Baby get ready
Across the field where the creek turns back
By the old stump road
Im going to take you to a special place
That nobody knows
Baby get ready
Ooo ooo ooo
are we talking about my current wife, or the 15 year old chick I marry when I’m 50?
We’re talking about YOU, and whichever wife you deem worthy.
Nitty Gritty Dirt band
WOOT!
Dow has formed the dreaded “Vomiting Camel” pattern:
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What’s the PPV price on a Trump vs Biden match going to be?
Neither one could get through more than a round or 2 at most. I wouldn’t buy it.
French Socialists on the warpath… Fight for old gay Pa-ree
Transport authorities say 30 percent of flights to and from Paris have been cancelled while only 40 percent of high-speed TGV and half of regional trains are running as strikers stage a protest against President Emmanuel Macron’s economic reforms.
The walk-outs and demonstrations are the latest test of strength for 40-year-old centrist Macron as he pushes ahead with a new phase of his agenda to overhaul state rail operator SNCF and other public services.
Block ze train tracks!
But I’m le tired!
Ok, take a nap but then block ze tracks!
Il était l’un d’entre nous! Macron McPhoney, baise ce mec!
Historically the French Government is afraid of the citizenry when things like this start happening.
Well, I mean…..
Just warming up my arm
-Madame LaFarge
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Folks can hate the socialism part of it. But isn’t government fearing the people what we all would prefer rather than people fearing the government.
And yes I think that I stole that line from V for Vendetta
Hi
-NRA
Trumpets trumpeting tremendously
Wide open door, there……….wide fucking open
when the gov fears the people you are just asking for pandering and collapse
it is a sign of desperate times, and a long term failure of leadership (a legacy of pandering)
From what I have seen on the news, the bomber dude left a 25 minute confession but gave no explanation as to motive
so if he was just an angry dude mad at life, he’s not a terrorist
he’s just a murderer
Yeah, a just psycho / crazy guy. Murderer. But if someone wants to call him a terrorist, knock yourself out.
White people who are terrorists tend to be white supremacists
like Aryan Nation, Aryan Brotherhood, Peckerwoods. Klan, etc.
or anti-government constitutionalists like Timothy McVeigh
Yes, because they do what they do for political purposes, however evil and misguided those purposes are.
I just want to blow people up. Not scare anyone.
For example, I’m not really sure if the KKK still exists anymore in an actual organized fashion, but if they do and are still doing awful things to those of color, they are committing acts of violence to innocent people for political purposes. That’s what I would call domestic terrorism. Timothy McVeigh did what he did to make a political point. He was a domestic terrorist.
A crazy guy who made bombs without apparent motive? To me, that’s just murder.
Yes same as I was going for below
” I’m not really sure if the KKK still exists anymore in an actual organized fashion,”
They do. Not like they were at their worst, but they still have chapters, ball park 5,000-8,000 members in 22 states.
But most of those types have gone the Richard Spencer rout.
Meanwhile, at Flounder’s House…
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Um… what?
Haha!
LOL
Blood eagle for the groundhog.
Yikes.
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Giants’ updated draft position: 2, 34, 66, 69, 108, 135, 139, 176. And they’d have suitors if they decided to move the second pick to get more capital.
POTUS personal attorney, John Dowd just announced his resignation.
I’ll take irrelevant news for $100, Alex.
It was a daily double, let’s gain here.
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Is that a picture of you the during the time Obama and Holder were in office?
The primary reason why most attorneys resign is that they aren’t getting paid. Maybe that’s the reason here. Maybe it’s because they don’t like each other. Maybe it’s because Trump doesn’t brush his teeth in the morning and he’s tired of looking at last night’s french fries. Could be anything. Who cares?
Another reason a lawyer may resign is that he has a client who won’t listen to advice. I think that’s what happened here. Dowd has been trying to get Trump to cool it with the attacks on Mueller, and Trump won’t stop.
Are there any defensive tackles down there ?
BA
Rats jumping from the ship.
You know it’s bad when his lawyers are lawyering up.
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#Giants have four picks in the top 69. Can you imagine if they trade down? They’ll be set for years. And they have a proven GM running the show.Grant Paulsen
that is if Gettleman draft better than the last guy
Proven how what has he won?
Careful, Our FO hasn’t won anything either so there’s that….
true and their not proven either
Gotcha
Everyone thought the last guy with the Giants was proven and he won a SB. Player selection is year to year team to team nothing you have done in the past has any reflection on how you will do with a new team.
Don’t sweat it. Assume all those picks are hits. Right as that young talent is coming around, they’ll have to decide who to keep and who to let walk. Won’t be able to afford a whole rookie class when those rookie contracts are up.
Also, Dave Gettleman is already 67. He’s not going to be GMing all that long.
Keep lying to yourself
Keep telling yourself that I’m lying to myself.
I’ve noticed that this is one of your kryptonites
You making an ass out of you and umption, is my kryptonite?
Cry like a bitch about Kirk and Jay, say the eagles aren’t going anywhere for this or that reason, BOOM! Superbowl champs, cry like a bitch about it, say Ginas will fuck up the draft……just waiting for the draft so you can cry like a bitch about the picks they get.
Getting kinda fast and loose with the word bitch there.
Born on a green light
Come on with it Spock
What is so difficult about labeling a white guy, terrorist?
You didn’t have any trouble doing it with McVay
sending bombs thru FedEx and coachingg the Rams is apples and oranges.
Get some sleep
terrorism is a form of warfare trying to advance a political agenda
Yep — motive is key.
Oh no worries, we have folks injecting politics right now!
A political agenda….can be anything
Well, he came from a nice family, has strong conservative Christian values, and lives in a nice quiet neighborhood. That just makes him disturbed.
Check that. Fuck that guy. He IS a Terrorist. I hope his ideology sends him straight to hell.
^^^^^Perfect example of an easy pitch and catch here^^^^^^^
I am getting a little pissed at Statewide politicians who are grandstanding over this issue, as if they had any personal involvement in the case.
Something will turn up. If he was careless enough to Google bomb making, he’s bound to have left some crumbs.
He definitely terrorized your city and i’m grateful no more taxpayer money has to be spent feeding or housing his ass.
I think the should blow him up again, just to make sure.
On the bright side, package theft dropped 98% over the past 3 weeks.
HA!
What’s the big deal about assigning a white guy that label? Who cares what he’s called? He killed people and would’ve received the death penalty had he been captured alive. Why are liberals so obsessed with trying to force the “terrorist” label to white guys? The guy was evil and crazy and a murderer, period.
I don’t know what liberals have to do with anything. But I do know, if Conditt were say, Muslim…he’d be labeled a terrorist on the spot.
Like Fort Hood?
If he were Muslim, his motive for bombing innocent civilians would most likely be to affect political change by inflicting violence against civilians, which is what terrorism is to me. I don’t know what this Conditt guy’s motive was. Perhaps we’ll know someday. Sometimes, these guys are just mentally disturbed, i.e., crazy.
So to be clear…terrorists aren’t…crazy?
a lot are not, just committed to an agenda and belief system
Calm, cool, perfectly rationale decision here to blow myself up and be greeted by a harem full of virgins.
Call me crazy but….that’s cray.
Liberals have to do with it because it’s always the liberal crowd who insist on calling these guys “terrorists”, which appears to me to be a way to be multicultural in their blame. ISIS and Hezbollah are terrorist organizations, in that they commit violent acts for political purposes, and the members are Muslim. I think it makes those of the left-leaning pursuasion feel better if they can throw a few white folks into that pot as well.
Me, I don’t really care what you call guys like Conditt, although these school shooters don’t really fit my definition of terrorism. Label them whatever you want – what matters to me is what criminal statutes they can be charged under, not what somebody wants to call them.
For a guy who doesn’t care how they’re labeled…..
It’s just funny how many on the political left get their panties all riled up in calling the school shooters, and now this Conditt dude, terrorists.
Cooley’s getting amped up:
https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/976836564734136322
Good for him.
https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/976836414330605568
I thought you didn’t care about “former” redskins?
You must be thinking of someone else.
prob so mea culpa
Pretty sure that’s Flunder and NPI
That’s a very team-friendly contract.
True, not much in the way of guaranteed money.
Detroit signing two D-line guys leaves Hankins with one less option.
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True story: whenever I say the word ‘Junior,’ I do it in a Sean Connery voice.
I don’t even do it on purpose.
I say “Hunior”
Lol. You’ve definitely been in SoCal too long
I know
Junner, or june-yah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbUlktBPQps#t=0m15s
The scene in that movie where Indy rides off on a motorcycle with Henry in the side car, that’s my cousin as Sean Connery’s stand in.
So you think we signed Gallette?
Maybe he FINALLY got an offer from another team after 3 years
Yea, right
LOL
50/50. Either he got a good offer from us, or some other team reached out to him.
his rash cleared
Ginas?
Hard to get any thing from a twitter post
Recall that Mason was furious at the team over twitter and it proved to be nothing
It could be anything.
Not according to Robert Henson. Had a huge, long discussion with him about it
Mason came out afterwards and said he overreacted
What people say and what is reality are often 2 very different things. We’ll never really know what the deal was.
People who like their steak well-done instead of rare might face a slightly increased risk of high blood pressure, a preliminary study suggests.
The study, of more than 100,000 U.S. adults, found the odds of high blood pressure were a bit higher among people who liked their meat grilled, broiled or roasted, versus those who favored more temperate cooking methods.
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what does that leave frying or boiling steaks?
…also, anyone that eats steak well done deserves public floggery
Fuck them I eat my steak well done have for years and my blood pressure is fine.
I have some shoe leather for you….
jk my friend…to each his own I say. Medium rare for me!
Medium rare and rare depending on my current mood
For some reason I just can’t eat any other way.
Might as well have something else…
Yeah I don;t eat a lot of steaks for that reason.
For some reason, you’ve never had a great steak.
Buy better quality steak.
True. The best steaks I’ve found are Allen Brothers, dry-aged. Damn good steak
I dry age my own… just beautiful
By the way… I’ll be in town next week.
when, well just let us know
Your wife already knows. She’s taking us to see houses on Friday.
great! The inventory is moving fast but you already know that!
My wife has 2 job interviews while we’re there.
I’m probably starting a couple new businesses… sole proprietorships. Tired of having partners and employees.
exciting times!
Yea, unfortunately I’m having a hard time extricating myself from my business here… might have to shield any assets their until which time I can fully split.
It will all work out. Don’t borrow trouble.
Nah… if I can’t get out of this here we’ll just have my pops purchase the house until I can get this situation solved. No biggie
Nice to have that option!
Yea… makes it easy.
Houses=motels.
awesome!
Stephen Hawking, the English cosmologist and black hole maven who died last week, and Sir Isaac Newton, the Englishman who founded modern physics, will rest together for eternity, or at least for its practical equivalent: the lifetime of the stones that make up Westminster Abbey in London.
The Abbey announced Wednesday that Hawking would be given the ultimate tribute. His ashes will be interred in the Abbey in a ceremony “of thanksgiving” to be held later this year. Newton was buried in the Abbey in 1727. Charles Darwin was buried beside him in 1882. More recently, the physicists Ernest Rutherford in 1937 and Joseph John Thomson in 1940 have been interred there.
Cool
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so Sacramento CA Police shot an black man armed with an iPhone 20 times
the shooting is under investigation
I bet he had the assault rifle app on that iPhone
Ringtone
Fuck Apple!
The Rev. Al Sharpton, who has spoken with Clark’s mother and plans to travel to California to meet with the family, said in a statement: “It is an atrocity that an unarmed young man was shot at 20 times in his own backyard and shows the urgent need in these times for intervention against police misconduct.”
The Rev Al has not one shred of credibility with me.
We have no idea about the full circumstances of the case. Maybe it was appropriate, maybe not.
But I do know that if Rev. Al is involved, the truth is almost certainly the opposite of what he claims.
He smells blood, we’ll see. Is there body cam footage? Al Sharpton is just static.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IqpUK5teGM
Yeah, yeah……you slept in today.
I wish
Is that a fat chick or an old ugly hippie?
Female
Heard the woman was a convicted felon for robbery or something like that
Yea. Homeless too.
Made famous, for about 24 hours, for being the first person to be plowed by a driverless car.
Looking at that video… you can’t even see the lady until lit up by the headlights about 3 seconds before she gets splattered.
Not even 3 seconds
Self-driving cars need to be banned. There’s no way I would get in one of those.
It’s clearly the jaywalking woman’s fault, we hashed this out at 6:30 this morning.
huh?
What’s confusing about that? I don’t think self-driving cars should be on the road.
they’re no more dangerous than cars with idiots that drive today in fact I believe they’re less dangerous.
I think they’re far more dangerous. I would never, never, never trust a computer to drive a car.
Drunks, elderly that can’t see, teenagers, drug users…give me a computer anyday
Anyone from Maryland
I’ve never used Uber, but if one of those showed up to pick me up, it’d be an automatic no from me.
I have a Mercedes with driver assist. It is programmed to stop the car if something is ahead of us. I feel so safe when driving with it on. I think it’s a huge safety feature. It does keep me about 5 car lengths behind car in front of me.
I’d be interested to see a side by side view of the inside and outside feed. From the look of it there wasn’t much the car or driver could have done.
Maybe an improvement could be made to expand the range on the sensors as speed increases
If they didn’t think to extend the sensor range as speed and stopping distance increases…………well.
Are we just going to post Gallette’s tweets today?
What gets me is are the times when she’s recording a show…while she’s watching it.
What if I want to record something right then? And she’s taking up a recording slot, and has the frign show on that’s she already recording? wth lady!
my wife does the same thing
we can record up to 5 shows at the same time though
I had to upgrade us to a box that does 6.
Thursday nights, she’s got all six recording.
Speculate away:
https://twitter.com/JovaisG/status/976799820886298624
Doctor said it’s just a uti?
lol
and…ew
Laker’d like a mofo
His momma is cooking her famous beans and ham hocks tonight?
He loves to play patty cake.
BOGO on belts at JC Penny
Dead cap hit of 15 million
My gosh
But our FO sucks??
Our FO sucks. They won’t restructure anybody.
– greg
Kinda
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Giants drafted 45 players between 2008-‘13. Now have zero left on their roster.
^^This is crazy.
How many do we have
Thinking same.
Kerrigan, TWill… Who else?
Snyder, Bruce
2013. None.
Moses is the only one left from 2014.
Eh, how many guys do we have left from 2008?
Anyone left from 2013?
Chris Thomppson
Wow
How many do we have left?
4 I think.
Context for the Craig Hoffman comment below.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/976823329989545984
And, BR, -1000 TCCL’s for not providing appropriate context.
Sorry
Next time. Its a mandatory evening along with SCOW’s wife… naked.
and sober
They don’t call him Bad Rep for nothing
And with that crap ol good luck
Bradley Chubb = Defensive End.
Bingo my bad
Giants going to a 3-4 look, Chubb would have to beef up.
Go read what people wrote under the Schefter tweet.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/976822630258003969
Lot of easy jokes.
Had so much fun yesterday, I’m rolling back down to Clyde’s. I wasn’t aware of how many people drop in there early on crappy weather days. I get to chat with some of the older, retirees that get in and get out before assholes like me usually arrive. Was fun listening to these old guys, many of which are proud vets with their USMC caps or something like that. One dude I had only briefly chatted with walked over to shake my hand before he left.
Nice people these days, harder and harder to come across. But when you do, it reminds you that the douches will never win. Ever.
One mere mention of playing college football and these men were almost as impressed as I was with them. Joking about having me beat up the 70 year old guy sitting next to him because he’s crowding him and shit. LOL. A bar can actually be fun without women hanging all over ya.
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New Bucs DE Jason Pierre-Paul will now play his home games in the same stadium he did as a USF Bull. The Giants will save just $2.5 million on the cap here. His figure was $17.5 million. His dead money = $15 million.
Yikes
AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They got Vinny fucking Cerrato as their GM these days it seems.
Wow. That’s a huge dead hit! Doesn’t make much sense to dump him with that kind of hit.
Giants taking Chubb at No. 2?
Let me fix that:
“Giants taking Chubb in No. 2.”
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Bad for the #Redskins for their draft and the next decade.
What?
yeah no idea wtf he means. Maybe if they get Chubb at 2?
Did we move up?
?!
How is that again?
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The #Bucs give up a third-round pick and swap fourth round picks with the #Giants in exchange for JPP. A whole new world with the #Giants.
Wow
Reeks of rebuilding
Good. Let’s run it up on those bitches for once.
How?
-Kurt
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He should have gone with “explosive” trade.
C’mon Shefty, get with it.
Lol
Whenever Galette registers a sack, the PA at FedEx should drop a loud “whip crack”.
Do it.
That’s a great idea, they’d never do it. Maybe in 1985
We’ve become wayyy to soft imo as a Nation. We used to say as kids, “Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me!”
Now the precious little snowflakes can’t tolerate even slight ribbing without wilting. Pussies!
Sticks and stones may break my bones
Belt whoopings may give me welts,
and Mrs. SCOW may give me STD’s….
Donald pump 2
Donald pays 2
Donald pimps 2
Donald pisses 2
Donald porks 2
Donald plays 2
Donald pleads for piss 2
Donald _______________2
starring: Stormy Daniels, and that fruity guy from Deadpool.
“Is Pot Roast still available”? – Bruce
NFL executive V.P. of football operations Troy Vincent believes momentum exists for changing defensive pass interference from a spot foul to a 15-yard penalty. Apparently, however, there’s not enough.
Judy Battista of NFL Media reports that the Competition Committee does not favor the adjustment, and that the committee isn’t expected to recommend the change to owners.
Hmm, it seems we have the wrong Battista.
They should divide the rule between “flagrant” and “non-flagrant”. Spot foul for flagrant, and 15 for non.
that or allow a double foul like PI and Unsportsmen like conduct
and you pick up 30 yards
Sure… let’s give refs MORE judgement calls… what could go wrong?
Too much judgment. No thanks
Is “Why Haven’t We Signed Hankins Yet” going to be this year’s “Fix Da Oline?”
Yes
Answer: he’s 33
25
33!
I know the 33 thing is a thing, but what exactly is it in reference to?
The age of some FA. Like 3 people (myself included) all typed in “He’s 33” at the same time.
it’s is amazing how much of the major TV network shows are developed by a few production houses
Shonda Rhimes, Dick Wolf, Ryan Murphy, Chuck Lorre, Alan Ball, JJ Abrams
May 18
DP2
Vivid is producing this? Who are the ,err, actresses?
Stormy’s big return to the screen?
Perfect timing.
say what you will about the rest of his “work”
But Ryan Reynolds exists to play Dead Pool.
Lol, he might be down for DP as well.
btw, that’s not my shorthand, the movie is being marketed at DP2
Ik I’m not following the rules, it’s a habit of mine.
Gay Lantern? No thanks.
…rather go with the Stormy flick
DP2 = Deadpool 2
No, it means something else to us!
-Vivid actresses!
An extra $1000 bucks!
how much for “airtight”?
Lol
all 3 holes filled
Self explanatory
not to some up here….lol
Fair enough
Yeah, I was just waving pornography at Mike.
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What is the emoji for Achilles tendons or belts?
A frayed rope
https://image1.masterfile.com/getImage/ODM5LTAzMDA4MDM3ZW4uMDAwMDAwMDA=ACnc11/839-03008037en_Masterfile.jpg
Or:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/P3ybuqG_1c0/maxresdefault.jpg
BACK OFF BITCHES!!!
This could use a corn Photoshop overhaul.
I ain’t afrayed of nuthin.
-Flounder’s rope
Clever boy – Hope
Meh….
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Junior Galette drops a cryptic hint on Twitter that something good is happening for him
https://twitter.com/Pseudo_RGIII/status/976816241842278408
Lol
2 for 1 sale on leather belts?
Anything new that I missed after being un-plugged since around noonish yesterday?
Not really
Snow came and went. WHY HAVEN’T WE SIGNED HANKINS YET?
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between Princess Diana, Ellen and Grey Anatomy episodes
that DVR stays 85%+ full
———-
I hate when people don’t take TV watching Seriously.
I said yesterday, it will be interesting to see what Shonda Rhimes does on Netflix
she can pull in the women demographic on commercial TV with her shows
but will she pull in people from streaming to watch her shows
then again she doesn’t have to worry about all the TV regulations and censors now either
Back in my DVR days If I ever saw the DVR over 50% I knew that I had to have a night of hard core binge watching to clean it out.
Is she the sister of Busta?
The Girls have an interesting situation brewing with their cap and roster. They are already pretty stretched and next season Zack Martin, David Irving and DeMarcus Lawrence become FAs.
I’ve not done the math on their situation, but I find it unlikely that they’ll be able to keep and pay all those guys, which leads me to 2 concluding thoughts
1) Bite me, Pukes
2) Despite the poor track record of ex-Girls coming to Washington to play; it would be quite a major coup if we’re able to make a run at Zack Martin next offseason. A guard tandem of Scherff and Martin would be the best duo since Drew Brees was setting up a lawn chair in the pocket behind Carl Nicks and Jahri Evans
I’d love to make a run at David Irving
Like him
I’m assuming we snag Hankins this year and draft another DL. I think we’ll be set next year – fingers crossed.
Falcons signed Logan Paulsen. They love them some former Redskins in Atlanta.
The best way to watch TV with your wife, is to give her the remote, and blog on Hogsty with your laptop while she flips (without direction or purpose) through the channels.
Wow, you millennials! My generation knows that the woman NEVER touches the remote!
You guys watch the same shit though, so……
I assume you’re cleaning the toilets and darning socks while she’s flipping through the channels?
Nope, I do bring my laundry into the laundry room for her. Sometimes I scrub out the shower on general principal.
Usually I’m watching you fight it out with SCamp/Hope/NPI/Buck on here.
You mean get his ass handed to him, daily.
The door analogy comes to mind.
“Mad About You” and Ellen marathons.
Book it.
Mah inflatable GF watches whatever I wanna watch!
-NPi
The best way to watch TV with your wife? Don’t.
Exactly, plan A
Wife: We need to start watching “This is Us”
Noone: “OK, let me delete your 25 shows about Princess Diana from the DVR to make room for that”
Wife: “No!, Can’t we delete something you saved?”
Noone: “I got nothing saved”
Wife: [scrolling thru DVR list] “Shit”
and that is why I’m not watching “This is Us”
And won’t be getting anything from me until you do – mrs noone
between Princess Diana, Ellen and Grey Anatomy episodes
that DVR stays 85%+ full
she always picks record all episodes and save forever
some channel had a Grey’s marathon on and filled up the entire DVR
she blamed me
Had to go thru all the recording series and adjust the settings on every show
like 92 different things being recorded on that thing
even stuff canceled 2 years ago (deleted those entries)
Sounds like there needs to be an accidental power surge or some sort of snafu that cause all saved recordings to be “accidentally” deleted.
Ellen??
Are you serious
yes the wife watches Ellen, she works from home
so she gets up has breakfast and watches Ellen from yesterday
Ellen?
Sounds like Mrs. Noone enjoys driving a Subaru.
she went to college in the 70’s so I’m sure she checked out the Subaru’s back then
some channel had a Grey’s marathon on and filled up the entire DVR
she blamed me
_________________
Who’s the tech person in the house? You? Who ordered the DVR? You? Who could go out and solve her DVR issues by purchasing a better DVR than the cheap one that comes with the cable? You?
Seems to me, you deserve the blame.
yes she expects me to fix all her Apple issues too
I’m a Google/Droid guy so I refuse
Amen
Now try that with a wife, two children, and a mother-in-law. It’s like a nightmare playlist.
Cartoon shows
Teen shows
American Idol
Cooking shows
Bachelor/Bachelorette
ABC news
ABC world news
Fox news
MSNBC
CNN
Little House on the motherfuckin’ prairie
Other stuff I don’t even read
Locked in and password protected:
Vikings
Game of thrones
Taboo
Redskins
You know you married the right woman when she’s watching replays of Senior Bowl practices with you. Not that she’s actually watching….
I’m constantly asking my wife why she watches these tear-jerking drama TV shows. Actual life is already full of real sad drama, tense situations and complicated relationships…why on God’s green earth do you want to take your “relaxing” leisure time and fill it up with make-believe sad drama, tense situations and complicated relationships?
I will simply never be able to comprehend this dimension of the female mind. That bit of it is a true black-box to me.
You can’t, just learn the tells and watch out for tripwires.
A few weeks back, I mentioned that my brother was recruiting a new bass player for his band. We discovered this woman playing Zeppelin on bass at an open mic night. She’s seriously good and has an interesting look. She debuts this Friday night with the band. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b1980570a0d30fdfbfc77d0c8b77143d904c6cedcce0d86415d2316cba6c4392.jpg
My friend lives in Austin and is in a band called Gashgasm. She’s the singer. Looks like this chick would fit right in with them gals.
Female bass player, nice. Throw in a bald guitarist and you’ve got yourself a 90s Alt rock band.
Looks nothing like the example picture you posted earlier.
In this pic, she kinda looks like a man.
hatecrime!
Damn, this is a rough neighborhood.
We’re just fuckin’ with you.
Yeah, I know.
Speak for yourself. I’m not.
Ha!
I wasn’t going there……..but being as you kicked in the door, gotta roll with you. WOOT!
Just sayin’. I’m not judging Austin on his fetishes. We’ve all got our own.
Wonder if he’s ever been to Bangkok?
LMAO!!!!
Girl guitar players in rock bands are all lesbians or lesbians that haven’t started yet but soon will
Ha! Her husband and children will be bummed.
he’s just a sperm donor so she could have kids
LOL
Detroit signing S. Williams helps us in the Hankins effort. I’d say 60-40 we sign Hank.
100% chance we probably might sign him. Maybe.
absolutely
A definite maybe!
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I wish we were in on him
Still don’t know how Dallas has any room to operate. They have almost no cap space.
I’m sure BTG will explain it to you.
Despite paying Romo 9 million this year they were able to franchise DLawrence and are in on this guy
But we cannot sign anyone because of the cap
See, there you go, BR.
They did restructure Frederick….forgot about that. Freed up about 7.5 million I think.
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Former Colts’ RB Frank Gore, a standout in college at Miami, is visiting today with the Miami Dolphins, per source. Could be a fitting place to finish a HOF career.
Etrod • 40 minutes ago
My wife has started watching that show This is us. What a turd. The only reason it exists is to make women cry.
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My wife watches the worst shows….Reign on CW, Riverdale on CW, Grey’s Anatomy, Will and Grace, luckily she hasn’t discovered This is Us.
I cant get in to the show because it’s so blatanty sappy that it takes you out if the story.
She eats it up though.
when they want to feel rage, they watch The Handmaid’s Tale
I just can’t watch TV with my wife by in large. The odds of us finding a show we both enjoy, are one in a thousand. Best case, we watch some TV documentary show about amazing architecture or reruns of The Office, Archer (which just got pulled from Netflix). Worst case I find her watching some British show about kids who ball room dance or people who marry someone 30+ years older than them, so I go off into another room to check out. And I start getting judgmental and have to leave the room and go watch Star Trek or something.
BTW, on the creepy show about people dating someone 30 years younger/older. One guy was complaining how people used to say he was a pedophile… then mentions that he was dating his now wife when she was 15 and he was turning 50. So, not sure why he’s mad.
And I start getting judgmental and have to leave the room and go watch Star Trek or something.
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Uhhhhmmmmmm…. maybe your wife should start getting a little judgmental….
well, at least squinns is watching something realistic
She’s more likely to then come and watch Star Trek with me. We’re both Treckers
Bread is like the sun.
It rises in the Yeast and sets in the Waist.
very clever
HANKINS!!!
I have a hankerin for Hankins!
Beware the death of the fiduciary rule.
She was friends with my grandma
GILF?
Fun Fact: You can’t say fiduciary without sounding drunk.
Yay! – every motherfucker in the boileroom.
Snow stopped. Probably sunny and pleasant in Tampa. WHY HAVEN’T WE SIGNED HANKINS YET?
Sign Hankins Gallette and cam Fleming and then nail the draft
Easy
Not sure if serious but not really all that complicated
Very doable
I’m with you to the Hankins mile marker, at least.
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Day after…
Would be a fantastic view in the summer if that tree wasn’t in the way.
The one shaped like a dong is kind of distracting
That hotdog GIF got you fucked up….
That 20 hour day wrecked him. It’ll be weeks before he recovers.
I might have another one brewing
Fuckin’ IT, you need Buck.
Lol
Unless you’ve already smashed the server and ordered a new one.
Upstairs is nice…
Where do you live? That is a nice view
I bought a really nice blue pitbull near there, many moons ago. His dad was 100% razors edge. Grey with a white collar, chest, and socks. Named him Stonewall Jackson. Hell of a dog.
blue balls?
grey
Nice
My wife has started watching that show This is us. What a turd. The only reason it exists is to make women cry.
I always curse it too when the damn onion cutting ninjas jump into the room.
As if spring snow isnt enough…looks like Saturday could be a repeat. Next Friday 70 !! Cant get here soon enough…
Kyle Smith at USCs pro day yesterday. Lets hope if we draft a west coaster again its a homerun hitter.
Or at least someone who wants to play football
Anybody but that Stone Mountain guy
Ikr
Johnny Manziel throwing for scouts today. Would like to see this guy keep getting straightened out and back in the field myself.
Nice to see him getting it together. I’m not sure he was ever going to be much of a NFL quarterback but if he keeps on the right path he’ll get another shot
All these new Qbs last couple years…and this year… 7 8 9 of them will all produce and be exciting..thats a fact. Regardless of what anyone says otherwise. Yes some will be better than the other some years but overall exciting times for NFL offenses getting these guys.
Good points. Need perhaps but not sure about ‘major’ need based on last years snap counts and rotations at OLB/edge. Of course depends on FA as well. My/our thoughts on rotations and the teams go in 2 different directions often. But whatever way they go both directions come back to the same offseason mantra…”gotta stop the run”. Edge…middle…gotta cover both.
James Edmunds Davenport a few that would top list 1st pick on D…
they lost several OLBs and if they have 3 solid DL, an OLB who can really get to the passer, run D, and cover a RB or jump a flat route, well, that’s a game changer. maybe slide Smith inside on “and long” situations and really have a nice rotation and versatility along the D front.
Well had that opportunity last year and didnt see much of it 1st 12 games..and 1st pick has to be a full time Impact starter not a rotator.
No, I meant Smith would be (still) a heavy contributor to the team. Landry plays every down.
Sign Hankins draft Landry
SUPERBOWL x 4!!!
Wow, purtty tempting pitch, there…
Nice job.
Lorenzo Carter (Georgia) 6’6 250
Dorance Armstrong (Kansas) 6’4 246
Burst – deer that met KW