Redskins schedule released
April 19, 2018
by Steve Thomas
The NFL released its full 2018-19 schedule this evening. This is the Redskins draw for next season – we’ll have much more analysis about the schedule in the days and weeks to come.
WASHINGTON REDSKINS 2018 SCHEDULE
PRESEASON
DATE OPPONENT (NETWORK) TIME (ET)
Thursday, Aug. 9 at NE Patriots (NBC4/NBC Sports Wash) 7:30 p.m.
Thursday, Aug. 16 vs. NEW YORK JETS (ESPN) 8:00 p.m.
Friday, Aug. 24 vs. DEN BRONCOS (NBC4/NBC Sports Wash) 7:30 p.m.
Thursday, Aug. 30 at Baltimore Ravens (NBC4/NBC Sports Wash) 7:30 p.m.
REGULAR SEASON
DATE OPPONENT (NETWORK) TIME (ET)
Sunday, Sept. 9 at Arizona Cardinals (FOX) 4:25 p.m.
Sunday, Sept. 16 vs. INDIANAPOLIS COLTS (CBS) 1:00 p.m.
Sunday, Sept. 23 vs. GREEN BAY PACKERS (FOX) 1:00 p.m.
Sunday, Sept. 30 BYE
Monday, Oct. 8 at New Orleans Saints (ESPN) # 8:15 p.m.
Sunday, Oct. 14 vs. CAROLINA PANTHERS (FOX) 1:00 p.m.*
Sunday, Oct. 21 vs. DALLAS COWBOYS (CBS) 4:25 p.m.*
Sunday, Oct. 28 at New York Giants (FOX) 1:00 p.m.*
Sunday, Nov. 4 vs. ATLANTA FALCONS (FOX) 1:00 p.m.*
Sunday, Nov. 11 at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (FOX) 1:00 p.m.*
Sunday, Nov. 18 vs. HOUSTON TEXANS (CBS) 1:00 p.m.*
Thursday, Nov. 22 at Dallas Cowboys (FOX) # 4:30 p.m.
Monday, Dec. 3 at Philadelphia Eagles (ESPN) # 8:15 p.m.
Sunday, Dec. 9 vs. NEW YORK GIANTS (FOX) 1:00 p.m.*
Sunday, Dec. 16 at Jacksonville Jaguars (FOX) 1:00 p.m.*
TBD^ at Tennessee Titans (TBD) TBD
Sunday, Dec. 30 vs. PHILADELPHIA EAGLES (FOX) 1:00 p.m.*
^ Game will be played on either Saturday, Dec. 22 or Sunday, Dec.
* Subject to flex scheduling
# Nationally televised
CBS Sports mock draft with a trade back into 4th
ROUND OVERALL PLAYER NOTES
1 13 Vita Vea, NT, Washington
2 44 Ronald Jones II, RB, USC
4 109 Mason Cole, G/C, Michigan from DEN/SF
4 136 Desmond Harrison, OT, West Georgia from LAR/NE
5 142 Traded to L.A. Rams from DEN
5 163 Kameron Kelly, CB, San Diego State from DEN/ATL
6 205 Quin Blanding, SS, Virginiafrom CLE/NE
7 231 Traded to L.A. Rams
7 241 Cedrick Wilson, WR, Boise Statefrom LAR
Article on the King of the Mock Drafts – Jason Boris
https://www.forbes.com/sites/davecaldwell/2018/04/23/meet-the-real-life-king-of-the-nfl-mock-draft/#c98947511b6b
Also, I can’t believe I am saying this, I might like to see the team bring in Adrian Peterson, who is also still out there without a contract. He’s a different guy than CT and could be a compliment and I don’t think anyone would argue that he’s not better than any other RB on our roster. AP played pretty well in the second half of the season last year behind one of the crappiest o-lines in football. Could be a duo with CT as a Thunder and Lightning type of thing but ultimately, the Redskins need to draft someone who is significantly better then the scrubs we have now (aside from CT).
Question: Will the Redskins end up signing Breeland? He’s still out there and many teams are likely weary of his failed physical with Carolina. The Redskins’ medical staff is clearly very familiar with Breeland’s heel injury and are probably a lot less concerned about it. I think, personally, if ‘Bree is still out there after the draft, I might make him an offer. Maybe a 3-year deal that would afford the team a chance to move on after 2 years with minimal dead money if that’s what the team wants to do.
Thoughts?
no
Kon, where were you when you hit the Daiso? We went to one in San Francisco. Pretty fun little store.
If you want something fun to listen to, we have a new show, an interview with Former Coach Byner about RB’s. It’s gold, and I don’t mean gold pants gold, I mean like Liquid Gold. Wait no, not like the Mac N Cheese thing, but like okay, it’s just a damn good interview.
http://www.thehogsty.com/2018/04/23/no-one-knows-backs-like-byner/
Everyone ready for the draft?
I’m on my 3rd one since 9am.
– SM
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My latest, windows are tinted dark now
They give you a loaner while the MKC is in the shop?
I drive the Mkz. yes they will give me a loaner.
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Bought this last year as a toy
I vouch for this headlamp lens restoration kit. Works great. You’ll need a power drill though.
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Some youtubes on it
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So that Wiz won?
They still suck
Nationals are on ESPN and let me just tell you how this announcing crew which includes ARoid sucks major rhinoceros dick.
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God damn Russians. They’re everywhere.
Speakin’ of cars … I got my new whip yesterday.
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Nice. I saw the same one in a fake Craigslist ad last week.
That’s where I got it! Weird that none of the serial numbers match, but whatevs. 🙂
I dig the Jeep on the wheels. And all the other little Jeep touches inside and outside of the Wrangler.
Yeah, it’s cool that they have a sense of their own history – like Ford with the Mustang or GM with the Corvette.
https://youtu.be/nU4yli8fsuw
Porter and Beal have heated up.
what do you know, Charles Barkley agreed with my assessment of the Wizards
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This was the real Jean Claude
Loved that car!
– Brittany, Brandi, Summer, Trina, Leann and Heather
Don’t forget Lauren
The important thing is that in the here and now, you’re alive, you have your health…doing well and hopefully, gotten all that other stuff out of your system by now.
Thankfully I make more than the $6.22/hour I was pulling in when I drove it.
$8.50 gets you way more car. I’m taking 98 Grand Prix money.
Keep at it and before long, you’ll be styling in a Bonneville
Maybe even a Buick.
**Fingers crossed**
Buick ownership is a sign that you’re ready to check out of this world.
Derozan is definitely the best guard on the court
Can’t watch anymore of this dreck.
they do know they have three other teammates on the court at all times right? I mean Otto Porter Oubre, Gortat
Damn these Wizards suck
Blow up the team after the season, starting with the GM.
If they don’t dump Ernie then there is no point in rebuilding.
Damn what do you know Beal and wall figured out they have another teammate
If the Giants go with Barkley at #2, that FORCES our hand at #13 to go DT. We’re in a division with Jay Ajayi, EElliot and then Barkley if that happens…and coming off the WORST run defense in the league. we need not just ONE dt either.
you and I have been saying the same thing for months now. Somebody up here wants us to take a running back in the first round
Makes zero sense to me
I want the best player available at 13.
yes but you also drove that car so your judgement is suspect at best. Jk my friend
Mine was cooler.
I’m jk
Me too. It wasn’t cooler at all.
That in no way forces our hand. Our defensive front 7 will be better next year even if they add no one else.
sweet water is still to dang cold
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I love it!
I’d LOVE TO!!!! – dc
The walking punchline strikes again!
You Cowboys fans are too much!
Kelly Oubre is the only muh’ fuggah on this team I’d roll with.
they celebrate a silly shot too much instead of getting back on defense, and too much one-on-one
the Wizards can’t shoot worth a damn
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Shopped at a Japanese dollar store today called Daiso. A lot of the same sort of things you’d find at a Dollar Tree, just…with a Japanese look and theme to it. The store itself was really clean, very well lit and mostly kinda…pink.
A good bit of what I picked up to look at was made in China. Which was funny. For a Japanese dollar store.
Then we went around the corner for some ramen. Which, if you’ve never had fresh ramen, get it on your list of things to do. It’s a big bowl of yum. She was all like, lets get this, and some of that and a bit of this. Ended up bringing half of everything home.
After that we went to the bakery to snag some pastries for the week, fresh bread and a slice of cake for after we finish off lunch leftovers for dinner.
But before coming home we went into the 99 Ranch Market grocery to see what was what. Big variety of produce. Tons of items you don’t see at other grocers. Four or five kinds of fruits that had super hard armor. Some of’m were spiky. And huge. If those jack fruit grow from trees, don’t stand under one. You’d be wrecked. Nice looking meats section. They had some thin sliced US Wagyu on the shelf. That stuff was looking good. Parts of the cow and pig you won’t find at other grocers. Which was cool. Good amount of duck to be had. Nice seafood dept with a shit ton of fish to choose from. Quite a few species were live in tanks. Same with shrimps and crawfish. They had something like, three aisles of noodles. The deli had half a hog on a spit. Whole roast ducks hanging with a hook through their necks. At the front of the store is a wellness center where you can get in a massage chair and chill a while.
But as we had just had a good lunch and brought with us leftovers, we didn’t buy anything at 99 Ranch. Just scouting it out was all.
I HATE watching James Harden initiate contact and get the call 22 times per game.
Yea, he’s the worst with that. Durant does it a lot too. The one I hate is where the offensive player swings his arms up through the defenders hands to get contact and throws up a half assed shot that he knows has no chance of going in and gets to the line.
The Harden special
Rip through rule… you don’t get shots for that anymore
…back in the day they let those slide
Cool car.
– Jean Claude Grand Am
Oh well, cant even stir up NBA discussions. Check in later peeps
The NBA is boring. Not baseball boring, but close.
Todays NBA is horrible. I only watch it because all the paint is dry so I don’t have to watch that anymore
I hate this Wizards team. Gortat is garbage and doesn’t fit their style of play. Wall is “fake tough”. Beal a.k.a. “David Copperfield” disappears…and Porter is not a max deal guy. I’d put Grunfeld right up there with Allen.
Otto Porter reminds me of Lionel Richie.
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“….is it THREE yo…lookin’ fo?”
BWWAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Amen!
Yeah…the Wizards are perennial playoff team which isn’t hard to do when you take 8 from a conference, but they don’t do much in the playoffs and Grunfeld just rides off that.
Lol. Personalities dont mix well. Played great last game but anomaly which is too bad. Talent way better than record…but not as good as their egos suggest
I like the old school basketball way better anyway. The Detroit Bad Boys. I would love to see LeBron try to just easily drive the lane against Mahorn and Lambier. he can try to drive but he’s going to get punished doing so, that’s the basketball I like
Disagree a bit…LeBron is a BIG dude. He’d be able to give as much as he’d get. He’s way bigger than Jordan.
sure I get that, but he still would have to earn it. The way these guys just back away is pathetic to me. Plus, the big men might be more in Vogue and teams will start getting bigger bigger centers to combat that.
True
Gotta agree with ya there. Wall and Beal are 2 of the worst clutch shooters in the league statistically and both think they’re hot shit.
Kief Morris plays like ass 2 out of 3 games
Grunfeld sucks but he clearly has a job for life.
Ted seems happy simply making the playoffs but couldn’t care less about a title.
Giannis + Brogdon = CLUTCH ! Bucks tie up Celtics 2 -2.
How many does Sidney Moncrief have?
Dont know bro…never much of a fan of his. I like this Buck crew tho. They all work w/o the mouth or bragging or pointing fingers. They just get it done when all clicking
Wizards should take a page from this crew…
….a “sneaky” storyline this Redskins season….Anthony Lanier’s contract is up at the end of this season.
Lock him up. He will be a bargain now but not later because he’s getting better, literally, week by week. Jay loves him and says “He’s still a puppy” when talking about how good this kid could become. Lanier is the type of dude this team needs to lock up now before he goes somewhere else and becomes that game-wrecker I believe he is going to develop into.
Absolutely…interior pass rush guys are premium in the league. In four games, he had three sacks, 6 batted balls, and a forced fumble.
And he would have had a fumble recovery on a play where a penalty was called during that stretch of games. Dude was on fire for the last weeks of the season.
Whenever someone regales me of how great they can smoke a brisket, I always think of this commercial.
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Whelp….ol’ Cap’n cancelled my fishing trip for this afternoon. Glad he caught me and my crew before we made the ride….said fishin’ has been horrible, cause the water is too cold.
Oh well…I went and gotta couple of slabs of ribs and fired up the ole’ smoker.
Rick can audible.
Bummer about the fishing trip
I know right…but what I’m doing now is better than a $700 boat ride.
Positive outlooks are good.
You know what boat stands for right? Break out another thousand
Work those progressions. Smart not to be locked in on just 1 option. Too hard for me, though.
– Bob3
Shew! Glad we finally signed Hankins!
what?
He’s kidding. We didn’t sign Hankins.
Yes, im jk sorry guys. If I had some hippie lettuce, I wouldn’t try and create my own fun or be so bored.
jerk move
Lol, just bored sorry
some guy used to do that on the INsider…post fake PFT reports….would get me every time….
Wasn’t me. I would love to say we actually did sign him though
oh agreed….he’s gonna end up signing for a LOT less after the draft…
he’s getting bad advice right now from his agent.
as did Gallette
Ian CrapReport? Jason LaCanOfSoda? Jason Jellyroll Reid?
Some guy used to do that on RI/TI too…
#18 playing chess while the rest of the field is playing checkers
Later kids… fun talk
from what I’ve heard about RB it’s
1. Barkley
2. Guice
3. Jones, MIchel, Chubb, Penny, Johnson
4. Freeman, Kelly, Hines, Scarbrough
only Barkley is a true #1, Guice may go in round 1 to a RB needy team
those two standout the rest are groups of guys with similar skills levels, pick the one that best fits your team’s scheme
I would agree with this.
Johnson more near #3 imo. Agree w if dudes arent used right and often..scheme…all for naught.
I think Barkely, Jones and Penny fit our scheme on that list more than anyone else… whatever our run scheme happens to be. CT seems to be the most effective RB we have… so I would think a versatile back with pass blocking skills would be our “scheme” RB.
Our expert ranked Michel lower than I thought he would.
The only RB I would take in the 1st round this year is Barkley. I think there are some guys who are good picks in the 2nd but not the first. Guice I don’t even think is the 2nd best RB in this draft. I like Penny myself
Our running backs expert, who we recorded yesterday, disagreed with you. Show released tomorrow.
That’s cool. I have no issue with people disagreeing with me.
I’ll be interested to hear what he says
Jones fan here… but I tend to agree that the only real first round RB is Barkley… I put Guice in the late 1st early second category. Seems some are questioning Guice’s maturity and self control recently. Don’t know about that but it could have an effect.
I like Jones as well. The thing I like about Penny is that along with having great production as a RB he was a great return man as well, 8 career return TDs. That tells me 2 things. He can catch and he can hit the homerun. We’ve lacked those traits in our lead backs for a while now.
I would be cool with any of the top 4 RB’s… Barkely (obviously), Guice, Jones, Penny. Wouldn’t touch Michel with a 20 foot pole. Chubb is only mildly interesting to me… of course those last 2 might have something to do with my anti UGA bias so… take it for what it’s worth. Don’t want ANY of them outside of Barkely at 13 though. They would all be a reach for a shiny object.
Agreed
Mayfield Barkley B.Chubb Nelson James Guice…give me one of those shiny objects and I’d be real happy.
I would LOVE Nelson at 13 (not gonna happen)… best player in the draft IMO. There’s about 5-6 players I would be happy with at 13. Guice is no where near one of them.
Understand. I like RBs in general. I think of Alex Smith as well…give him max playmakers. Gotta have em to win a SB.
I agree we are not set at RB… without going back into the discussion too much from 2 days ago… I don’t think we run block well enough, run scheme well enough, or use the run enough to justify drafting a RB that high. I would like to see the coaching staff fix the other issues before we go that high on a RB. If we’re still seeing people in the backfield on every other run then it’s a wasted pick.
Agreed. However Im going all out fix in 1 season…RB OL/G coaching and schemes etc etc !.. Lets GO ! Fix IT !
That would be ideal obviously… but they’ve had quite a few years to address these issues and haven’t yet. I’ll believe it when I see it.
S A M E. ( Big Mack Fan !! )
Electronics warranty site. Lot less money than buying at the store or from manufacture.
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Coverage for everything for smartphones to TV to hair dryers.
For new purchases though. Within 45 days of having been bought. Need proof with receipt.
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I think this is pretty close minus Allen at 2…
Oh come on. Chubb ahead of Barkley?
Edmunds to the Bears? A round 1 RB to the Skins?
The only picks that make sense on that mock are Nelson and Vea. The rest isn’t even trying to bother with team needs.
I’ve heard Bears think Edmunds could be next Brian Urlacher.
I think Bears go LB.
Ridley or Moore
Young QBs need WRs
It is possible or maybe w the 39th pick…
Switch up teams…but pretry close to 1st 13 picks imo…
I think with Jackson still available at 13 and Arizona picking before the Chargers you MIGHT… MIGHT be able to talk someone into a trade there…
But Guice at 13 is blowing it. If the draft falls exactly like that it looks like the worst possible situation for the Skins
Very few (except Walter Football ) give much ink to WR Equanimeous St Brown. This guy one to watch next level. Javon Wims as well. Possesion WR = Steven Ishmael.
Was listening to DJ and Bucky and the knock on St. Brown is that he’s soft — not a hard worker.
Please….
Hey, you want a slower version of TPryor then have at him!
4.48 vs Calvin Ridleys 4.43 40 isnt that big a difference. I thought he was pretty good.
Actually it was B/R’s Matt Miller, not DJ:
https://twitter.com/TimNFL/status/974105637025124352
I call bullshit.
Watch his tapes. He’s making the catches. Watch his TDs…his team mates swarm him.
And when you see how he was brought up, by two hard driving parents that were tough and prioritized discipline…
again. I call bullshit.
Mayock has Derrick Nnadi rising to his top 5. I like this take. I think he and BJ Hill are under rated from watching them in the ACC. M. Hurst as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymhdJDuGIBE
Mayock has Minkah Fitzpatrick at #1 S. I think Derwin James makes bigger impact in long run.
It’s 2-3 seasons before James catches up to where Fitz is today. By then, Fitz will have begun to master his craft while James is still thinking instead of doing.
I think the opposite. Minkah reads the ball in the air a bit better…but that is all. James physical traits puts him at a different level. Figuratively and literally.
That’s all? In a pass happy…got to read the play, read the WR and read the ball league……that’s all?
Don’t get me wrong. James will have impact. Especially in a stacked box. But, when it comes to coverage and breaking up pass plays, Fitz excels.
That said, I’d be happy if either of these playmakers is selected at 13.
Not like James is blind. Not that hard to coach up. and yes…thats all. 🙂
Crazy talk
Lol.
I take Fitz over James all day. Fitz can play any position in the secondary and he has the potential to be a great “centerfielder” on the back end of a defense. it’s harder to find those guys than guys who play in the box
James nowhere near limited to the “box” w 4.47 speed. That extra 10″ + vertical helps a lot as well.
He’s not as good playing deep as Fitz
Mayock has Josh Jackson/Iowa tied for 5th best CBs. I think he is tied at #2…
1.D.Ward
2.J.Alexander. Josh Jackson
Little more on RBs….Mike Mayock has Michel jumping Guice this past week to #2 w/o them playing a game. No such jumpings on my boards…
Mayock has R Smith jumping Tremaine Edmunds to #1 at LB… dont see why after Smiths last 2 games.
Happy Earth Day!
Sweet. Enjoy !
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Really liked Ernest Byner in Cleveland and then w the Skins. One of my favs even w the fumble or two..
Ernest Byner @EByner :
1st Round
Barkley Penn State
Derrius Guice LSU, Ronald Jones USC
2nd Round
Nick Chubb Ga. Kerryon Johnson Auburn
Sony Michel Ga.
I think this take is pretty darn close to accurate regardless of where these guys are drafted.
No Penny?
In the 4th or 5th he says….
Morning folks. 4 more days… !
heyo
Damn I’ve been looking at some YouTube videos how to bleed fish. No ty! I’ll be happy just to buy them from the fish market already prepared. Such a debate too, what’s the most humane way to do it?
Ramen!
Amen!
Worse with a bloody fish like a tuna or mackerel. You’d think you gone and cut into a goat.
Bled plenty of fish… tuna included. Not so bad…
mornin’
You fish’n?
Yeah…it’s an afternoon trip…
From 1-7
I like afternoon fishing. Was good times in Clearwater in between appointments to pull up to the harbor and drop a line in the water. Those days, I took my rod to work with me for just such occasions.
Nice
Get a little worried when a school of 6 foot tarpon come near your line. Was not rigged to mess with any of them.
Florida is great for fishing. Salt, freshwater and…brackish.
I bet you’d be a snook kind of guy. As much as you get your fap on for rockfish…you’d for sure love to go snook’n.
Good morning to you my friend!
mrnin. mrnin
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The girl’s name is Sarah Rose McDaniel, model, American.
Very pretty young lady!
Happy Sunday!
Hpy Hpy
This all grown up woman is different than the other girls. Once you spot it…could you live with it?
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Glass eye?
Strange question, y’all must be some kinda vain.
Probably has some sort of power, can see bits of the future, talk to animals, some shit like that. Good set of hips, probably bear you a son like Hercules, or Sigurd.
Amen!
Totally not a strange question. It’s an unusual trait. And vain? What does my appearance have to do with someone else’s
Ya’ll must be some kind of needing coffee before getting online.
Spent the day packing… now playing Monopoly with the family. Haven’t played board games in forever…
My grandfather would slip me $200 under the table if I was about to go bankrupt.
That’s what grandfathers are good for
Strasburg pitching for the Nats out in LA. Nats’ game thread is pretty fun.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/nationals-journal/wp/2018/04/21/nationals-place-matt-grace-on-dl-still-missing-anthony-rendon-from-lineup/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4490c5893b86
Property assessment came today.
Texas property taxes are absurd.
So’s the annual fee for tags. Tags that ya can’t get till ya have your vehicle inspected. Which ain’t free. Both come to about $100 per year.
Oh, but it’s only $7 to have a spade or neutered dog licensed every year. But ya can’t get the license till ya get the rabbies vaccination certs.
ffs
Licensing shovels! Damn! What will they think of next?
I’m afraid to talk about it and end up giving them ideas.
I have an idea now.
– Pitchfork Fan
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I did it like this…
I did it like that…
I did it with a wiffle ball bat sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I’m on the run
The cops got my gun
and right about now it’s time to have some fun
the King Ad Rock…that is my name…
and I know the fly spot where they got the Champagne
We rode for 6 hours till we ht the spot
The beat was bumpin and the girlies was hot…
Mike D grabbed the money…
MCA snatched the gold…
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that’s cold
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#NFL Season Win Totals from BetOnline
ARI 5½
ATL 9½
BAL 8½
BUF 6½
CAR 8½
CHI 6½
CIN 5½
CLE 4½
DAL 8½
DEN 7½
DET 7½
GB 10½
HOU 9½
IND 6½
JAX 9½
KC 7½
LAC 9½
LAR 9½
MIA 5½
MIN 10½
NE 10½
NO 8½
NYG 7½
NYJ 6½
OAK 8½
PHI 10½
PIT 10½
SF 8½
SEA 8½
TB 6½
TEN 7½
WAS 5½
Near the bottom…
It looks like we’re keeping Cleveland company AT the bottom.
I have this much give a fuck about an overseas internet casino
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I know think shit that others don’t. But god damn, when your guests are parked in front of your neighbors house, while your driveway is empty….
1st world problems…
Third world countries have driveways and inconsiderate guests of neighbors too.
Except they kill each other over it
No they don’t.
They get on the interwebs and post a what the hell is wrong with these fucking people post.
Then they kill each other in the dirt streets
You might be surprised at the the superb quality of the paved roads in some third world nations.
Been to a few for church work… they had no paved roads where we went.
I’ve been to Jamaica quite a few times and not just on the pristine resorts the actual areas where the poor in Jamaica live. And do you know what? By and large the people are happy they don’t dwell in the rat race that we do. It’s refreshing to be honest
The trappings of our society come with a shit ton of stress.
I tell her all the time that any time she’s ready to ditch city living, I’m ready to get the flock outta here.
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Been out all day, did we sign Dez Bryant?
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000927788/article/giants-not-interested-in-excowboys-wr-dez-bryant
Redskins 1 went down over western Tennessee, in a reservoir, Dez was onboard.
At least they can’t say he didn’t survive the ground.
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https://youtu.be/LciJToUY1uE
What a bunch of morons
Tried to rob the wrong house. That’s for sure.
CAPS WIN!!!
Yeah, I know. Taking that shit over to the Caps blog.
Tampa Bay Lightning advance!
Sue you, big meanie face!
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Steve Scalise almost didnt make it. Damn good docs and he must be a fighter. Power of prayer can’t be forgotten too.
Amen!
God Bless!
PREACH!
Not a big fan of packing to move… but am a big fan of getting rid of tons of clutter
RIP Mini Me
https://twitter.com/buzzfeed/status/987797238750547975?s=21
Thought he died a while ago
that was the de-plane, de-plane guy
Meh… they all look the same
East LA Elfvatos, O.G.
https://media1.tenor.com/images/e9f4c604277578a9a397349fdd711fe2/tenor.gif?itemid=5359106
https://giphy.com/gifs/the-homie-gbZx4pE4QJSSY
How to Clean a Striper
the first time I read this all I think of “with a hose and wearing Latex gloves”
then I saw there was on one P
i no right?
– Flunder
Absolute monarch renames Swaziland ‘eSwatini’
because visiteSwatini.com is a much cooler domain name
Take that shit over to the Shaka Zulu blog.
I’ve heard that before somewhere
Some high society lady says , is your horse outside
No mam he’s between my legs but your too fat to ride
C’mon Buck, yer gonna fuck her, not tote her!
Its in a song, Good old American Way . Classic Hank .
Yeah, do him one good and give that porker some lovin’!
Smokey is a porker-snorkler. Yum
(*)(*)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRexZ4SAe6s
This could be you BC
Knoxville Courthouse Blues
Take that shit over to the CMT blog.
no ?
I’m reporting you for cursing
I’m reportin’ him fer bein’ a Kenny G fanboy
Ohhh, that’s bad.
Hahahaha!
So smooooth….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=layW4vGC2uM
I ain’t never messed with no young’uns, you got me fucked up.
me either . Point being , you may not know it
Sheet, I know a youngun when I sees her.
well he kissed her lips , and he squeezed her hips , judged her bout twenty three
Umhmm, his pecker was doin’ the judgin’
probably so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6aMxbz0XLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsfIHiBB6xE
Dudes a beast
Yep, it’s gotta be razor sharp though, corn cutter is the same principal.
Uses two hands . Puss.
HA!
You guys ever watch any primitive technology channel videos? It’s a dude in the jungle, making and building everything he’s got by hand. Well, except the camera. But you never see that. So I dunno, maybe he made that too.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA
You should watch the show “alone”. They drop people off in remote areas and see who can stay out the longest alone. They have to build their own stuff and catch their own food.
On History Channel yea? In pairs?
Not pairs. A group of 10 people go out alone and the last one to stay out wins the prize. Some of these people lose it mentally and are practically starving to death.
Just looked, looks like this past season is pairs. That’s a twist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spi23-6Cw_k
Don’t eat the romaine lettuce.
Any of it.
To be clear, the source is Romaine lettuce from Southwest Arizona (Yuma).
https://youtu.be/ZGUOSz-rTn4
https://youtu.be/NdNV9JX-Xi8
Don’t eat the brown romaine. The brown romaine is bad.
Headin’ out fishing tomorrow….Today is the first day of Rockfish season!
Knock ’em dead!
Catch and release!
Catch, digest, and release…
Not on Rockfish…
🙂
https://youtu.be/ey3A_V3yO-I
I can clean a fish. If I had to, I’d do it again.
But damn. Suffocating, freezing or live killing before the clean…not me!
I’ll catch it and kill it for you, you clean it, sounds like a good plan.
Pull it’s gill baby! Bleed that sucker out
Not me man.Once it’s dead, it’s dead…just not something my hand will do.
It’s horribly violent, and, really cruel. Massive violation of a living free being’s space too. But again, once it’s dead, it’s dead…throw it in the pan and get to eat’n.
“Fill-it”?? How about fill-lay
Boston, Cape Cahd
Nationally televised games in the NFC East….
Redskins – 3
ginas – 4
iggles – 4
pukes – 6
Six frign games for those losers. Oh, plus one more for a nationally televised preseason game. wtf.
That’s cool. We haven’t exactly shined in those nationally televised games.
Agree. As of a few years past, we’ve sucked on nationally TV ed games.
I’m fine with having just a few. It’s that the pukes got that many. That’s some bullshit.
November alone, they’ll be on to the nation four times.
Makes you wonder if ‘America’s Team’ is always on national TV because it gets high ratings or it has high ratings because it’s always on national TV
Representative of the failing education system.
NFL Draft – 5 DAYS: 08 HOURS: 24 MINUTES
big update, up to 92 mocks now
Vita Vea, DT, Washington 32
Derwin James, S, Florida State 15
Denzel Ward, CB, Ohio State 10
Da’Ron Payne, DT, Alabama 7
Roquan Smith, ILB, Georgia 6
Minkah Fitzpatrick, DB, Alabama 5
Calvin Ridley, WR, Alabama 5
Tremaine Edmunds, LB, Virginia Tech 4
Derrius Guice, RB, LSU 3
Mike Hughes, CB, Central Florida 1
Maurice Hurst, DL, Michigan 1
Marcus Davenport, DE, Texas-San Antonio 1
Josh Jackson, CB, Iowa 1
Isaiah Wynn, G, Georgia 1
did we sign Hankins yet
Yes
Lmwao
RIP Avicii, 28 EDM DJ
This place actually exists…
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Since 2015?…….. fuckin’ millennials….
I don’t believe you, you’re gonna have to show me…..
https://www.google.com/maps/@37.8291732,-92.1057708,3a,35.4y,51.57h,93.08t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s9X_bmxsYlq_PfHddnfmWGA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
Lol, Chicken, Guns, Tattoos, and Ass
Stopped at a gas station in W.Va for a fill up. I went in to pay and in this order from the back of the store to the front they had….porn, bongs, guns.
Don’t forget bottled water.
I heard banjos off in the distance. I threw down cash and got out of there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lc5_FgwSGI
Clever writer, lol
It’d be just like the democrats to let this slip away and become something that the GOP campaigns for.
Hmmm….I winder what would tip the scales. “Legal weed keeps out illegal immigrants!”
C’mon man, it’ll be better than that.
“We’re fixing the war on drugs”
“I winder”
I see what you did there.
DCat jumps out window.
https://rearwindowethx.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/1324316240_cat_jumps_off_balcony_ledge.gif
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!SPLAT!!!________________________________
What happened to that kitty
https://twitter.com/MeanAnimals/status/864945379275661312
Bill Maher might have the most punchable face on Earth.
Are you sure you don’t mean Hannity, Limbaugh or Alex Jones?
Oh, and Tucker Carlson.
http://media.breitbart.com/media/2017/01/zuckerberg-frown-getty.jpg
Happy Saturday!
Hpy Hpy
https://99percentinvisible.org/app/uploads/2016/10/spacejunkovertime.gif
People are awesome…at making a mess.
Amen!
Imagine if you were an alien expeditionary commander, what your first impressions of humans would be, lol.
There was a documentary not that long about how much worse it’s going to get up there. The satellites we continue to launch is one thing, but what will really set it all off is, as more objects collide, they create more bits of debris that inevitably…create more collisions and more debris.
It’ll take a catastrophic failure of a high profile mission due to a collision with space junk. Space scrappers will be the new moonwalkers. I think we’re looking at the beginning of another technological leap in space exploration. Our kids will be in the thick of it.
Some ideas on dealing with it include, harpoon satellites, space lasers and a bunch of other hard to implement suggestions.
I say, construct a bunch of magnetized nets and have them go fishing.
That’s what it’ll end up being, that or something to knock them out of orbit (out into space), recovering the material would be better, though.
Aye. Save it, recycle it…or hell, sell it. ‘You want your satellite back with all this sensitive data, or, should I let China buy it?’
Cuba sold some of the debris from one of our rockets that exploded carrying Grab2, the satellite was recovered but parts of the rocket fell into Cuban hands, the Chinese used it to develop stage 2 of their ballistic missile engines. One piece actually killed a cow 🙂
I was thinking just that some sort of netting material and then some relatively small rocket Thruster engines and just to pull it on out to space away from Earth Nets along the lines of those miles long Nets that we used to rape and pillage the oceans of all of our fish
You don’t want to be netting dolphins, though.
How does said net distinguish between junk and legitimate satellites within the junk?
Dolphins
Oh ok. Why didn’t I think of that?
You did
The netting does not distinguish you have to be able to control the satellites in move them into a a different area for orbit and then you can duck the clean up and then you put them back into their normal position
humans are nasty f****** creatures that’s for sure
Ramen!
Poppie owns JNorman. lol
https://twitter.com/HQonESPN/status/987437631654039553
Papi cracks me up
https://twitter.com/BurgundyBlog/status/987360089597194241
Eagles just gave Foles a raise…
Hmmm…
Big Buck64 SCamp • 3 hours ago
Don’t traumatize the poor kids and ruin their self esteem .
_________________
We knew what their team was capable of this time… so I played all my newbies and ONLY let them run the ball and rush the passer. We still won but we tried like crazy to keep it fairer.
The Americans…damn good show.
Last season, only 6 episodes left. Curious to see how they will wrap it all up in the end.
Young Frankenstein
All the money in the world
I hate iPads, I have one that I haven’t even charged up in probably 3 or 4 years.
I liked mine . What didn’t you like about it
Just the control they maintain over everything, the operating system.
Still no hanky-panky going on?
Money is gonna dry up soon
doubt Skins would be highest bidder even in a lean situation, simply because they appear to want to keep roll over to sign FA they have next year
Buck, a bluetooth keyboard is a LOT less expensive than an iPad is.
prob could get a docking station and a couple of big monitors for the price of an iPad
Ok . I’ll look into that . I had an Ipad once before and I loved it . I just need the basics . Check out some tits , blog , email , that’s about it . I don’t store shit and all that stuff on this laptop
Some people have their whole lives on their device . That’s how they connect with the world and do all their business transactions as well. That’s not me.
Get a washable keyboard. I got a wired washable keyboard from Logitech 6-7 years ago and it works fine. Easy to clean.
Mayocks OL ratings would seem to insinuate that maybe 2nd round could still be a round to get a top G
Interior OL
1. Quenton Nelson, Notre Dame
2. James Daniels, Iowa
3. Billy Price, Ohio State
4. Will Hernandez, UTEP
T-5. Isaiah Wynn, Georgia
T-5. Frank Ragnow, Arkansas
T-5. Austin Corbett, Nevada
Risky business
*smash cut*
9 interior lineman taken in the 1st round!
Yeah, maybe then I’ll get the work in progress Demby (aka Gumby)
Skylar Phillips
Or him, yeah. Demby seems to stay on blocks and wanna pile drive dudes into the grass, he’s raw as F, though
Daniels is 300 pounds
I’m not seeing it with him
If we stay at 13, and don’t do any of that silly trading down stuff…we can come out of the first two rounds with a couple of day one starters.
Not can
Have to
We have to hit on these picks
4th game of the flag football season… we’re 3-0-1… last game was AWESOME. The one team that beat us last season… we beat them by my son knocking down the extra point pass in the end zone.
Tonight we play the team we creamed week one… should be a blood bath. Will have all the new kids running the offense.
See ya
Good luck
Don’t traumatize the poor kids and ruin their self esteem .
He’s gonna get ‘um to the championship, then bail to Carolina…..have to start calling him Gordon Bombay, or Buttermaker.
LOL . he’s gonna crush the other team in a bloodbath . Send them home in tears . Next year they will all be trying out for the skate team.
So it’s the Packers , an early bye , followed by the Saints , Panthers and Cowboys . That should be fun
October…..
Hey , we could and should be two and o anyhow . My number keys quit working .
I’m numberless
Stupid question, the number keys on the side, or on top?
Musta hit the numnutz lock key.
Some of those are weird.
no , that’s not the problem
on the top . Some of them work but not one through four .
which has the at symbol that I need for email
What kind of keyboard?
Shit IDK . The kind you press on the fuckin appropriate key .
Desktop computer, laptop?
laptop
Yeah…..that sucks.
That sucks, from slamming the keyboard while fucking with the IRS?
Oh yeah , I was frustrated . Wife got tired of hearing me cussing at an object .
That sucks.
You can keep pressing them over and over again and eventually it will appear , but it’s on its way to being permanent . I want an ipad anyway .
So it’s a touch screen?
no . It’s a laptop
Do you think you could access the circuit board under the keys? Clean the cable end, plug it back in? Could be oxidized
I doubt it . I can see maybe getting it apart but not without breaking something .
Google a YouTube video of your make and model, showing how.
Or……. chokeslam that mutha
The latter .
Warranty?
had it for at least five years so no .
Bet you could fix it, bet it’s just a connection. Bet you spilled sweet tea on it.
prolly so
Dude…..you are a lineman, electricity……you got this 🙂
Make sure you watch a video.
sure . I don’t know how people work on circuit boards and what not . That would drive me nuts .
You’d just be unplugging the ribbon cable (big ass flat cable) cleaning the tips, and plugging it back in.
I believe you but I’m not doing it .
See, now your not key is busted.
So, plan B, don’t smash it cuz then your wife will have something to bitch about. Tell her you have to buy a new one because the IRS caused it to fail, that you have no other choice.
ok . let my keyboard issues die man . Please.
Nothing to be ashamed of, happens to a bunch of old dudes…
But yeah, will do.
Most newer electronics are made up of plug in components, saves money on manufacturing by not needing techs to assemble them. That fucking drunk ass Joe built your’s, on a Monday morning.
We’re doomed … DOOMED I tell you!
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Well, if it’s going to be this dead in here…I might as well take my beer out to the garage and tidy up some.
I know what you do in the garage.
we all know
Monsters tour came up to Massachusetts the old foxboro stadium in 88
You’ve been there that frign long? Damn.
Been here my whole life
Born and raised
I did not know that. Figured you for a transplant.
No sir
North shore born south shore living
Did you know Whitey Bulger ?
I’m the son of Italian / Sicilian grandparents
My dad grew up in the north end and was friendly with Gennaro Anguilo
That’s wild . That guy is the one who Bulger helped get busted isn’t it ?
Bulger and his rat friend Flemmi
Italian immigrants are notoriously hard working people . I know a couple of families with sons I went to school with . They worked non stop and managed their money wisely .
restaurant business . All they do is work.
I went there tonight actually and got some take out .
From a dishwasher to a restaurant owner , strip malls , large tracts of timber land , and more stuff I can’t remember . They own a lot of shit and they worked for it .
RACIST!
I’m the great-grandson of Italian immigrants who, upon landing in America, made their way through Pennsylvania and made their home in Johnsonburg, PA. Great-granddad worked the papermill and great-grandma watched out for the family and made wine in the basement.
Nice
I’m sitting here checking out the town on google maps when I see…
https://www.google.com/maps/@41.4886199,-78.6749995,3a,41.8y,206.85h,82.23t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1syisbEJwjqPrtXGI-J2-mLw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
Must be one of the Polacks. Polish lived on one side of the valley, Italians on the other.
Lol, that’s awesome. I see the Mill at the end of the street.
Went there just one time. When my great-grandmother passed away. The ride there was a blast. Drinking and smoking the whole way from PG county. Showed up late on account of trying to find beer in dray ass PA. It was a road construction crew that told us about a town with place to get beer. Underground and stealth as fuck. Pulled up to what looked like an auto garage, just like they told us to, we pulled up to the bay door, drove over the hose, heard the ding…all of a sudden the door opens up. We pulled in, dude asks us what we want, leaves for a minute and comes back with a case of cold beer. Gives us six, threw the rest in the trunk, took our cash and opened up another bay door opposite the one we pulled in.
We were in and out of that spot in just a coupe of minutes. Before that though we had gone through another town where we spotted a nun on a big ol’ John Deere. Just riding along. The car burst out. Laughed our asses off.
By the time we got to house…lit as all get out and stinking of weed, we heard them say…’Yep. Those are Joe’s kids’
Another couple funny stories. Within a few minutes of getting there, I meet twins, they were cousins of mine twice removed or some shit. It only but a quick exchange before they’re inviting me over to their place to toke up. They were the grandsons of my grandfather’s sister. At the wake, I met another cousin who I didn’t find out was a cousin until after we had flirted a bit. Somewhere between getting packed and the trip up, I lost one of my hard soled shoes. So there I was, at the funeral…in sneakers.
And somewhere in that town there was a diner that served a pancake that was the size of a platter. That thing got passed around the whole table twice and still half of it was left behind on the way out.
Lol, yeah, those small PA towns can be fun. Worked a few of those Mills in my time.
I bet they didn’t think twice about whipping your ass when you deserved it .
Missing segment of parenting these days
My mom inherited whipping from her mom. My grandfather was worse though. When he was mad at ya…he didn’t say a word. And you knew…you just knew, to keep your mouth shut.
How the hell did you end up a Redskins fan?
1983 Redskins vs Raiders regular season game
Everyone wants the Raiders to win
I went with the skins and prevailed
My squad ever since
Okay so…you went to concert to see Dokken yea?
Its okay. No one in here will judge you.
VH is who I wanted to see
The early afternoon start time, during the week…me and the bunch I went with had to skip school to see Metallica open.
I remember Haggar climbing his crazy ass way up a stage light tower. Eddie did Eruption. And Alex has a mind blowing drum solo.
When Metallica hit the stage the place went nuts with a mosh pit
Mayock releases his final grades — top 5 by position:
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000927595/article/mike-mayocks-2018-nfl-draft-position-rankings-30
Whatever the position, even a position I’d throw up a wtf if that’s what they draft in the 1st…just be sure to land a top 3 talent.
And if it all falls right…we can land a top 3 talent in the 2nd too.
Weird that he’s got Payne right behind vita
Given how little you think of Payne
I don’t hate Payne at all. I just don’t think he’s a top 20 pick.
Never said hate
You don’t like him at all just be honest about that
This is gonna be another Scherff situation where you openly hate him and hope he fails so you can crow about it
Umm, I just said I don’t hate him. As I’ve said many times, I think he’d be a good get later in the 1st round, or even better in the 2nd round. But you know … you go with your narrative. You will no matter what I say, right?
What happened to grades of gasoline being $.10 from one to the next?
Trump
And now……..beer
Beans, you caught the 88′ Monsters of Rock tour?
At RFK?
Foxboro stadium
What time is that Turkey day game being aired? I don’t like when I’m trying to get my munch on and the game is on the tube. I know you know what I mean.
Too…I don’t care for Thursday night games. That shit needs to be put out with the weekly trash.
Not a fan of Turdsday Night games either
4:30 ET
That works for the eastern folks,, but could interfere with chow time for those in the West.
dinner time…. what crappy timing. i do like it when OTHER teams play on thanksgiving.
Nice bye week . SMH
4 early byes in the last 8 years
So I attempted to pay the IRS through their online services . Biggest cluster F you can imagine . I am self admittedly not computer savvy and I freely admit it . However this was beyond the norm. Halfway through the process which took forever with passwords and security questions the damn program just erred out for lack of better term. That was after I gave them my debit card number . . Ended up mailing them certified check. Now I get a letter from them concerning my online account .
They’ve been having some major problems with their online payment system here recently
First I tried the phone service . Never gone through so many prompts . Never could get an actual person .
typed in wife’s social security no accordingly and the call would just end . Invalid they kept saying .
This is one of the reasons I use a CPA.
Thanks, Trump!
I’ll be thanking him next year when I owe less than half of what did this past year .
I seriously doubt that.
I’m sure you do , even though you have no clue of my situation . I know exactly what I am talking about and what my tax preparer showed me. You don’t know what you’re talking about . I recommend you not keep going down this road .
Well cool, good luck with that then!
I don’t need luck .
Everyone needs luck, Buck!
I could use plenty of luck , but not on this one . it’s a done deal unless some Pelosi like nutbags manage to fuck it up.
The DNC is suing …..well , everybody it looks like .
It’s a complete waste of time, in terms of an actual lawsuit. I seriously doubt it will ever be tried.
insanity
Charge them with fraud, when it falls flat, for misleading party members that donate into thinking they have a chance.
Lol
We discussed this earlier… a sham. Those guys are beyond a clown show at this point. So far left only guys like D_C can defend them.
By the way, we’re having another unavoidable delay in this week’s draft preview. Sorry.
You’re forgiven . We love you anyway .
Guess all you hacks checked outta work early today
Still grinding
Bummer
somebody’s gotta do it . Props to you
Boss left so not much longer
I saw both Avicii and Calvin Harris in concert while in Ibizia when I lived in Europe. 28 is too soon…
[deleted for an over-abundance of bad taste]
that was a damn good time…
Jaco Pastorius just played on Pandora. My God, what a talent. Too bad his severe bipolar disorder did him in.
I watched an Aldi commercial yesterday with many women, all encouraging (apparently) the mass consumption of wine.
I don’t care.
But how are they getting away with this. Female alcoholism related especially to wine is a quiet epidemic in the US. Why no Aldi hatecrime yet?
The big shock is….Steve is into Swedish EDM
every now and then it’ll put some pep into your workday?
Meanwhile in Austin…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeC8u7osjsU
No, not really. I’ve just heard that one song. I’m a rocker at heart.
Just found a concert that I attended back in 1988 literally the concert I was at on YouTube
Great show Monsters of Rock tour
k0n sure did bring the supafly smackdown choke-slam with that pic.
k0n is a big Cruz supporter. He and another guy on this blog (whose name shall not be used) fawn over Cruz.
It’s really creepy.
Cruz pulls in a broad range of supporters, eh?
Harry Potter jab is available……if you’re into that sort of thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLkbx5U7EVU
These things are so classic
That guy needs a turd martini
AHAHAHAAAA
https://www.washingtonpost.com/express/wp/2018/04/20/five-options-for-the-redskins-for-the-first-round-of-the-nfl-draft/?utm_term=.13a4f3c76839
Rick Snider is truly the worst. He makes old Master Tes look almost journalistic.
A couple examples: He says Gruden might be tempted to lobby for the 6-3 WR Calvin Ridley (everywhere else he’s listed at 6′). He doesn’t even list Guard as a need.
He’s a close friend of the show. He’s come on several times. We love him.
Seriously?
Don’t be skerrd
I have said it before and will say it again, I don’t listen to the podcast. I would, but I can’t get it at work, and I don’t have time outside work.
If Rick Snyder is a great dude, friend of the show, Alex’s best man, and Flouder’s personal Grammar Guru, that’s all to the good. But it doesn’t change the fact that his Redskins columns for the Wapo are frequently laughably bad and misinformed.
Nothing skerry about that, far as I can see.
You don’t have an obligation to like him. That’s okay.
I don’t know him one way or the other. And if he supports this place, I think that’s awesome. This place I highly respect.
His columns, imo, are regularly bad. The one I posted above typifies why I don’t like them.
I understand. In his defense, Rick has alot of other things going on and isn’t really a full-time reporter anymore. He does know the history of the team and the relationships between the relevant parties, like the owners, etc., as well as the stadium issues, better than any other media member.
RELAX
I’m chill, bro. I’m just playing along. I know your sense of humor. All to the good.
Right on.
Yes. He was one of the first local writers who was willing to come on an talk to us.
Lol, hey Spank…… welcome aboard
Avicii died. 28 years old. I hadn’t heard of him before “Wake Me Up” a couple of years ago, and hadn’t heard a thing about him since. RIP.
found dead, in Muscat, Oman
Not how I want to go out.
Is it even possible that it isn’t related to drugs somehow?
He’s had health issues. A few years ago he suffered pancreatitis and not long after had to have his gall bladder and appendix removed.
just read a snippet and he’s (I thought Avicii was a band, not a dude) had health problems
…related to very heavy drinking… so much so he stopped touring a few years ago
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Oh, you suck…
Evidently, so does Beto……
…the long way
……and the long way is…..
according to Beto the right way
to everyone else the wrong way
Nailed it (band lays into a metal version of the Battle Hymn of the Republic, the likes of which the world has never seen…..or, heard, as it were.)
Meltdown coming…
He kinda reminds me of Wendy Davis
Funny if that was a GIF, and he had a big ole’ tongue, just a slurpin’
To follow up on my question, in which no one took the bait, The Redskins don’t consistently get these early byes…
…but we have 3 of the last 6 years
2017- Week 5
2016- Week 9
2015- Week 8
2014- Week 10
2013- Week 5
This is the fault of …
A. Bad Luck
F. Mara
…and 4 times in the last 8 seasons
Wow… George Bush greeting everyone in line at his wife’s viewing. Such a sad sight
So… do you guys think that it should be legal to execute all MS-13 gang members on sight?
They don’t even do that in El Salvador
Maybe they should
No, not for the ones in the U.S., but it’d be nice if we could. The ones in Central America, though? Open season.
Maybe we should invade El Salvador
How do you know we haven’t?
Touche
Depends on how you define “invade”.
Yes, I think anyone with MS 13 tattooed on their body should be shot on sight, even on Sundays.
Take a good look at him, … ’cause that’s how you’re gonna end up! The Cowboys are finished, you understand me? From now on, I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin’ it! So run, you cur… run! Tell all the other curs the law’s comin’! You tell them I’m comin, and hell’s comin’ with me, you hear that? Hell’s comin’ with me!
Exactly
Took you long enough – Doc
Absolutely
That’s just a republican talking point and a reason to discriminate against Hispanics , said a couple of hysterical hamsters
Well, that was actually a question D_C, but seeing as how it was in plain English I can see how it would confuse you.
If you were in a knockout pool and had to pick one sure win and one certain loss from the schedule above:
Win – Colts at home
Loss – Saints in NO on MNF
Win – Colts
Loss – at Philly MNF
Loss- whomever they play in game 1
Kirk’s voodoo lingers?
Can I wait until after the draft?
I don’t see a sure win.. but the Colts game is the closest… followed up by Tampa.
Sure loss? Philly at home
the problem with the Colts game is: how long does it take the offense to get going with Alex Smith?
…or how long does it take Andrew Luck to get back in game shape?
I think the AZ game would be just as appealing, but its the first week.
There are not a lot of easy games on that schedule–and the early bye is probably the worst part.
Your score is: 22494 (GRADE: A)
Your Picks:
Round 2 Pick 23 (CAR): Smith, Braden, OG, Auburn (B)
Round 2 Pick 27 (S.F.): Nnadi, Derrick, DT, Florida State (B+)
Round 2 Pick 32 (CLE): Brown, Orlando, OT, Oklahoma (B+)
Round 3 Pick 1 (BUF): Jefferson, Malik, ILB, Texas (A-)
Round 3 Pick 6 (S.F.): Hurst, Hayden, TE, South Carolina (A)
Round 3 Pick 9 (MIA): Chubb, Nick, RB, Georgia (A)
Round 3 Pick 10 (S.F.): Jewell, Josey, ILB, Iowa (A-)
Round 3 Pick 15 (ARI): Hill, BJ, DT, North Carolina State (A)
Round 3 Pick 32 (BUF): Samuels, Jaylen, RB/WR, North Carolina State (A-)
Round 3 Pick 36 (CINN): Lauletta, Kyle, QB, Richmond (A+)
Round 4 Pick 9: Hamilton, DaeSean, WR, Penn State (A+)
Round 4 Pick 14 (CLE): Bates III, Jessie, FS, Wake Forest (A+)
Round 4 Pick 22 (K.C.): Haynes, Marquis, OLB/DE, Mississippi (B+)
Round 4 Pick 23 (MIA): Hall, PJ, DT/DE, Sam Houston State (A)
Round 4 Pick 24 (K.C.): Edmunds, Terrell, SS, Virginia Tech (A+)
Round 4 Pick 28 (S.F.): Noteboom, Joseph, OT, Texas Christian (A+)
Round 5 Pick 5: Fumagalli, Troy, TE, Wisconsin (A)
Round 5 Pick 24 (CAR): Ford, Poona, DT, Texas (B)
Round 5 Pick 26: Hill, Holton, CB, Texas (A+)
Round 6 Pick 14: Jones, Hootie, SS, Alabama (B)
Round 7 Pick 13: Carrington II, Darren, WR, Utah (A+)
Round 7 Pick 23: Golson, Austin, C, Auburn (A)
LOL!
That’s taking mockery to the mocking extreme!!
That can’t be an A draft, imo, even if I like it. You’d have to cut half your picks or half the team!
50% of the 53 man roster is now on a Rookie deal!
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Youth movement, baby!
you usually have that problem after about 12 picks or so
but it is one way to eliminate UDFA for your team
OK
OK
Fatty
Blah
3rd round??!!
Blah
Nice
OK
Nice
What?? No QBs!
OK
Bates Motel?
Blah
Maybe
Wrong Edmunds
Who?
Nice
Maybe
Nice
Who?
OK
What?
Poona in the 5th? That’s reaching.
You know, just like Ford has to do to scratch his nose.
Ugghh, time for a refill of some good corn-based coffee, if you know what I mean.
Whatever that is
Apparently you don’t what he means…
I think he either eats corn the wrong way or he spikes his coffee with moonshine
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Redskins like bigger CB on the outside
I see them liking Jackson, Oliver, Hill over Ward, Alexander
My guess is, excluding Fitz or James, they don’t go DB early.
No I see them going more MJ Stewart, Donte Jackson, Duke Dawson in a middle round to get another slot guy
Yeah, and/or Holton Hill, 4th round, back.
NFL.com has one of the mid round guys “NFL Comparison” = B Breeland; so there you go. Can’t remember which one.
Isaac Yiadom, CB, Boston College, projected 3-4th round
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Democratic Party sues Russia, Trump campaign and WikiLeaks over 2016 election
Russia? good luck with that, comrade.
Quick, send money now! #resist
Foreign Sovereign Immunities Act of 1976
This is gonna be a novel
2 or 3 part movie, the allegations are pretty juicy
We’re put a lien on Russia and tow it to the Gulf of Mexico
Put it on reality TV
Let’s just say, oh, Russia sues the US for a Trillion dollars in a Russian court, and the court gives judgment for Russia. Congress is our Sovereign and they don’t even pay foreign taxes if they don’t say they are going to, payment has to be authorized by Congress, and if they don’t want to, they won’t pay, and we’re never going to regular war with Russia. It is, in reverse, just as futile. P****** in the wind. We will be in cyber, economic, and cold war; maybe, but we’re not going to war with Russia unless they invade a treatied ally, and even then it would be covertly, sorta like the Vietnam war, worst case. And therefore, not a ruble from a judgment is going to the DNC.
We killed a mess of Russians and Chinese in Vietnam
Yes, and the Russians and Chinese killed Americans, too.
Should have kept the B-52s rollin’
Lots of things should’ve happened. The war could have been successfully ended, and a long time before the last Americans pulled out.
Yup
we’re not going to war to secure (courtroom) spoils for the DNC
Exxon-Mobil maybe
a consortium of A&E firms SURE
but not some pseduo special interest NGO
This isn’t a real lawsuit and there isn’t going to be a real trial.
**Smashcut** ™
Russia countersues Democratic party for running a candidate so bad they had no choice but to rig the election. I’ve seen it a MILLION times.
for one trillion Rubles, or about 28 US cents
Even Democrats have to be ashamed at how far their clown show has fallen…
most appropriate name for a player in the draft
Dee Liner, Arkansas St, DT
Pinto Ford, Texas, DT
Pita Velveeta, Washington, DT
my head is gonna explode
He’s a short wheelbase hatchback 🙂
Josh Jackson, I think will be an excellent NFL CB
my biggest concern is that he is not a multi-year starter in college
which means, if he falls to the 2nd round with that same thought, my thought is, done and done.
because to say he “flashed?” He might have kept Ohio State out of the playoff.
My RB Sleeper of the draft is John Kelly from TN
Chase Edmunds
yes, he is one.
Kalen Ballege
So we have 5 levels of draft acceptability
1. Excitement & enthusiasm
2. Puzzlement & intrigue
3. Bafflement & anger
4. Flinging of Poo
5. Destruction of TV
unless they pick a QB in round 1, I don’t think I would get past 2
a WR in round 1 might get a 4 from me
Delete “might”, where I’m at
the thing is, for me, if the dude was the real deal and could make plays this season, I know that is a tough ask for a WR to transition like that, I recognize that the FO has a lot of social capital as it were invested in Alex Smith, and making sure he looks good makes them look good more than it does if they have a good defense. sick, but humans being…
You’d do better with a reliable pass catching TE or a running back for Mr. Steve
I also look for a all-around TE if I can in this draft, I agree.
Reliable TE
And later, maybe a guy with great speed at WR/RB who can catch a pass and take it 80 yards.
And a grinder RB with good vision and balance, but maybe not Day 1/2 size or speed.
Jaylen Samuels, eureka!
He actually could play RB/TE/Slot/FB and some think he is a legit RB in his own right.
He was born to be coached by Jay Gruden
the key is that none of the scouts describe him as or mention the term “Fullback”
I think they can say whatever, long as Jay thinks he can use him.
So which of the following first round “reaches” would bother you most (or rank them–worst to least bad–if you feel ambitious)?
Payne
Hernandez
Guice
Vander Esch
Corner Not Named Ward
Vander Corner
Ranked from most bothered to least bothered
Most – CB (Ward or not frankly)
Esch
Payne
Guice
Hernandez
Frank is a future HOFer
As long as he hits the button when Doctor Forrester asks.
He married a girl named M. Benz
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I put “not Ward” mostly because he is widely seen as a top 10, and thus not technically a “reach.”
But I agree. I would prefer Hernandez, Payne or Guice to any corner. (I’m calling Fitz a safety, for the record.)
Fitzpatrick is a free range outlaw safety, yeah… it’s a thing.
I think I’d be OK with a legit corner prospect over a RB. Not a… well maybe CB, but surely S type of CB, but a CB. I might still come around on the S. If they drafted a DB who had the pro bowl type of career Champ Bailey did at either CB at S, I guess …. so…. but is that max opportunity costs?
Vander Esch
Safety
Guice
Corner Not Named Ward who is not a safety
Hernandez
Payne
Interesting. Does that include Fitz and James?
I can see how they aren’t “need” players, but they are both such excellent playmakers, I see them as hard to pass up.
I think it’s always a balance of need versus Talent. Otherwise, if in the first two rounds safety was the number one talent available, would we draft two safeties?
I get that. I just think if you have a potential All Pro on the board (imo James/Fitz) you have to take them, even if they are not the greatest need on the board.
Plus, we definitely have a need at dime backer and slot corner. That’s a big role in our D. Plus, in base, either would likely be an improvement over Nicholson.
I’m not sure they would be an improvement over Nicholson, you know, if he stayed healthy, i think the idea would be Nicholson + James/Fitz after Swearinger’s contract is up
we don’t have a need at dime backer because we don’t play a 4-2-5; we had a guy like that, D J Gomes, and we moved him to S.
I concur
Corner Ward
Guice
Vander weasel
Payne
Hernandez
Worst reach to least bad
Corner not named ward
Vander Esch
Hernandez
Payne
Guice isn’t a reach.
I’m not disputing your opinion necessarily, Steve. Just going by what the majority of mocks and rankings say.
For example, I think Josh Allen is a huge reach in the top of round 1, but I wouldn’t list him as one in this application, because the majority of the “draft community” thinks he belongs in the top 5.
I think Josh Allen shouldn’t be a 1st round pick.
Walterfootball’s list of who the Skins have spoken to:
Washington Redskins
Quin Blanding^, S, Virginia (SR, PRI)
Bryce Bobo, WR, Colorado (EW)
Tony Brown, CB, Alabama (PRO)
Tyler Conklin, TE, Central Michigan (SR)
Tyrell Crosby, OT, Oregon (SR%)
Leighton Vander Esch, ILB, Boise State (PRI)
Rashard Fant, CB, Indiana (WOR)
Folorunso Fatukasi, DT/3-4DE, Connecticut (EW)
Riley Ferguson, QB, Memphis (COM)
Daurice Fountain, WR, Northern Iowa (PRI)
Derrius Guice^, RB, LSU (PRO, WOR, PRI)
Desmond Harrison, OT, West Georgia (PRI)
Connor Hilland, G, William & Mary (EW)
Jamarco Jones, OT, Ohio State (COM)
Ronald Jones II^, RB, USC (COM, PRI)
Nick Keizer, TE, Grand Valley State (PRO)
Kameron Kelly, CB, San Diego State (SR)
Arden Key, DE/3-4OLB, LSU (PRI)
Micah Kiser, ILB, Virginia (LOC)
Mike Love^, DE/3-4OLB, South Florida (PRO, PRI)
Cole Madison^, OT, Washington State (SR%, PRI)
Jordan Martin, S, Syracuse (EW)
Baker Mayfield, QB, Oklahoma (COM)
Sony Michel, RB, Georgia (PRI)
Anthony Miller, WR, Memphis (PRI)
D.J. Moore, WR, Maryland (COM)
Ryan Nall, FB, Oregon State (COM)
Dorian O’Daniel, ILB, Clemson (PRO)
Chukwuma Okorafor, OT, Western Michigan (PRI)
Da’Ron Payne, DT/NT, Alabama (PRI)
Rashaad Penny, RB, San Diego State (SR)
Billy Price^, G/C, Ohio State (COM, PRI)
Malik Reaves, CB, Villanova (EW)
Cam Sergine, TE, Wake Forest (LOC)
Tim Settle, DT/NT, Virginia Tech (LOC)
Braden Smith, G, Auburn (PRI)
Kentavius Street, DE, N.C. State (EW)
Josh Sweat, DE/3-4OLB, Florida State (PRI)
Wyatt Teller, G, Virginia Tech (LOC)
Matthew Thomas, ILB, Florida State (EW)
Robert Torgerson, DT, Southern Utah (PRO)
Vita Vea, DT/3-4DE/NT, Washington (PRI)
Azeem Victor, ILB, Washington (PRI)
Akrum Wadley, RB, Iowa (SR%)
Cedric Wilson, WR, Boise State (SR)
Shaun Wilson, RB, Duke (PRI)
Deon Yelder, WR, Western Kentucky (PRO)
With the 13th pick in the 2018 NFL Draft, the Redskins select,
DJ Moore, WR, Maryland
*hand filling up with poo, reaching back to fling at TV and wall*
There’s been a trade
*puts hand down*
Washington has traded DJ Moore to the Ravens in exchange for the 16th and 83rd overall selections
*walks to bathroom to wash hands*
LOL
I wouldn’t take him at 13, but there are those in the draft community who rate Moore as the No. 1 WR in this year’s class. There are also those who say there’s not a single WR worthy of a 1st round pick.
No 1st or 2nd round WRs, please. Even though I honestly think that is a position we will find to be deficient by season’s end. Let’s give Doctson/Richardson a season to prove my doubts wrong.
I’d be OK with a 2nd round WR if the Skins get crafty and lucky in moving around the 1st and second day in the draft. unlikely, but they’ll prob take one somewhere in the draft
I’m basing most of my statements on us staying put.
If we drop and add picks, I’ll feel a lot better about a variety of different options.
you see Balmer take him a lot on first pick mockery at the 16th spot, for what little that’s worth
I’ve done mock drafts where some of the top WR’s like Christian Kirk are there in the 4th rounds.
I thought Nebraska was still in the Big 12 and not the Big 10
must have missed that 2011 change
We know what you mean – everyone
I am someone! – NoVaMike
not surprising, probably if you followed Women’s Volleyball, you’d have known, but otherwise? haven’t made a lot of national news since getting blown out by Wisconsin in the B1G Championship game. Made a run up to like #6 in the polls in 2016, but then they lost their QB and that was that. Mike Riley is a super nice guy who can fill the NFL up with backup QBs, but you wouldn’t want him coaching your college team.
So we know the teams met with Penny, Michel and Guice at the RB spot
Billy Price @ C/G
anyone else people remember?
Payne and Vea at DT.
Some jag named Pita
PFF’s 2017 Elusive Rating for RBs:
“The PFF Elusive Rating sifts out their work beyond the help they get. Using the number of missed tackles
runners force on all touches (rushing and receiving) and our Yards After Contact tallies, the Elusive
Rating formula spits out a score that helps rank the league’s best at making things happen when it’s
completely up to them.”
(Higher is better)
Rashaad Penny: 110.2
Nick Chubb: 97.2
Sony Michel: 96.0
Nyheim Hines: 78.3
Ronald Jones II: 76.3
Royce Freeman: 72.2
John Kelly: 71.2
Saquon Barkley: 61.4
Kerryon Johnson: 60.0
Derrius Guice: 51.4
I think this is an important stat for the Skins, as we’ve historically been terrible at run blocking. Focus on guys who can create on their own for now.
Very interesting.
I personally like the fact that Penny has been falling and think that, despite his pass pro issues, he could be a very good back.
Also, I’m a fan of Chubb. He has the tools, and fully healthy, he could be excellent.
Who doesn’t like having a nice Chubb
Most of PFF’s stats like this aren’t particularly well done or valuable, in my opinion. I tend to ignore their numbers like this, and I’ve spouted off about them on-air enough that at least one of their writers has twitter-blocked us now and their Redskins guy refuses to follow us (to which I say, good and thank you).
Enjoyed the football discussion… which I noticed Walter disappeared for… this morning. THIS is the good stuff.
Later hamsters…
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RB gets 4 roster spots on the 53 man roster
Thompson
Perine
Kelley
Bibbs
Marshall, B
Marshall, K
possible draft pick
…and Vernon Davis as your fullback… WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
That’s the 1 thing I wish Gruden and Callahan would change their tune on, I think a lot of the problems in the run game would be helped with a good blocking fullback, getting to the LB’s in the hole.
The lack of a fullback, and the preference for pass-catching TEs who lack in blocking skills, is yet another reason why I think the run game, overall, is undervalued in Gruden’s offense.
I think it was 2 seasons ago that the coaching staff made an comment or insinuated that part of the problem was not the OL, but poor blocking by the non-OL blockers, meaning esp the TEs.
It’s a better argument, one of design and scheme being a bad match.
like I said, I re-watched the 1992 Neb-Colorado game couple of weeks ago and you can watch Lance Lewis sometimes help the C put their DT on his back and then take out a LB. you don’t need to watch for it, it’s like someone fired a cannon in the backfield shortly after the snap… a couple of the defenders in the middle of Colorado’s line just flat out disappear. Keep in mind, Colorado in those days had an all star team at LB and WR. and a lot of those runs were to the outside. but what the FB did was 1) create some mis-direction, and take out the cutback pursuit. and on some of those plays, they’d pull a WR inside and it would be a WR leading the HB on the sweep. it’s just fun to watch. and then, the kill shot. Lance Lewis actually gets the ball, up the gut, and rips the soul out of the entire Colorado team. TD. game over. only question left is the margin of victory.
Red-White game this weekend on BTN
Prestor John meet Spot Cross
The enemy of your enemy is NOT your friend.
Who’s red and white game?
1/2 the teams in the NCAA wear red and white and call their spring game the red and white game.
Well… it’s Big Ten network so my guess is Wisconsin?
or Rutgers, Indiana or Maryland
Nebraska too. Maybe Minnesota but I don’t know if they call that red or something else.
Could be Nebraska
Oh & Ohio is Red and Silver, but I’m guessing for spring they go Red and White. So that’s 8 of the 14 B1G schools who he could be talking about.
technically, Nebraska is the Scarlet and Cream, and it is a practice, so it is only informally called the spring game, not sure why they call it the red and white game, maybe Jim Zorn was consulted?
Ohio State had their game last weekend, and the intrigue about that is whom they put in the lead as starting QB has major implications on the QB transfer pool
Maryland is red and white?
No one cares about Rutgers or Indiana
Try again
For me, there are three factors in not wanting to spend on a back in rounds 1 or 2.
1.) Perine best out of the three need groups.
2.) Better value pick than RB at 13 and likely no great backs left at 44.
3.) RB is not valued enough in Gruden’s offense.
And with that, I will shut up about it. I can definitely see counterarguments to all three of my points.
#3 is probably an issue that is beyond value, the running game isn’t prob taught and practiced enough either; my guess is that the FO is enamored with fixing the running game with a marketable star; which may not play out on draft day
Right. I see this as a moment where we reach for a “marketable star” when I haven’t seen much to show that Guice is head and shoulders above the rest of the 2nd/3rd round pack of backs.
he is prob the least risky of the backs in the draft
if Barkley ends up like next Reggie Bush, he’ll have a good career, but his game won’t translate to the NFL like the draft hype would suggest; but think about how good Barry Sanders was: his game didn’t translate well to the NFL, and he’s still the one of the GoATs.
I think Guice is absolutely the least risky – that’s why I’m so high on drafting him.
It looks more like an obsession
Not, really, no. He’s my first choice as a realistic draft option. There are others. The fact that you and others don’t like it is an added bonus.
I’m conflicted. Beto really likes Guice at #13, so I could be be inspired to root for him. Glad you two agree on something.
Since we’re talking about obsession…
Ha! I’ll always have POOOONNNAAAA!!!
…and some wierdo named Beto
wiredo. Fixed it for you
– Flounder
Weirdo? wire do?
Wait….Erryone loves Beto!
I can see him as less risky than Chubb, Michel, et al.
But I can’t see him as less risky than Barkley. Though, I suppose if someone tries to make a power back out of Barkley he could end up failing.
And there is always injury.
the risk in Barkely is just that, that his speed and quickness means he gets some nice runs in a game, but that he also takes a beating and turns a lot of 3rd and 3’s into 4th and 5’s.
Meh. I give him a slight edge, but there’s every chance he won’t be better than Michel, Chubb, Jones, Penny, or Johnson. If his 2017 tape was as good as his 2016 tape I’d be fine taking him at 13, but it wasn’t so 13 is too high for him.
Barkley is the only RB I would even consider in the top 20 draft picks.
I strongly disagree that RB isn’t valued enough in Gruden’s offense. A column is coming on that one, maybe next week depending on how motivated and free I am this weekend. I think the issue is more that we suck at it than that Gruden doesn’t value it.
I have little faith in Perine’s ability to be an effective starter.
I’d say DL is the best filled, with 2 very good linemen in A&I and some scrubs in the depth charts, it’s not where it needs to be by any means, but at least the top 2 guys are decent if healthy.
Agree about 13, but I think this draft is deep and there will be a good RB still at 44 (I’m more in favor of grabbing a RB in the 2nd round than the 1st)
It seems to me we’re putting the cart before the horse here…
This team needs to prove to itself that it can
1) Actually install an effective run game
2) Keep an oline healthy and
3) Have an oline that can actually run block
before they spend a high pick on ANOTHER running back. Show me you can get Perine or Fat Rob 2-4 yards consistently instead of having them hit in the back field every other play before you spend a 1st round pick on a RB. They have not done any of those things in years. Center has been suspect, Left guard has been bad. We haven’t run to the edges well either…
Horses first… then the cart
Center isn’t suspect – they have their starter in Roullier. The team loves him, and loves his rookie contract. In fact, the starting OL will be set long-term once they get a LG. So that’ll be done this offseason. They do need depth, but they can get that and still upgrade at RB.
I see no reason whatsoever to continue to ignore the fact that they need a dynamic franchise back.
And also, the team hasn’t actually spent a high pick on a RB before.
But they’ve picked plenty of RB’s…
But they haven’t spent real draft capital to grab good talent. They reached for a 3rd rounder in Jones.
Agreed… but the run blocking has been very bad. I don’t want to spend a high round draft pick just to waste it behind a poor run blocking scheme/line. What a waste
1 brazzilion times this
When the Dallas OL got dinged, Zeke’s production was squat.
I fail to see how anyone can use last year’s OL as an example of anything. They had to alternate practice schedules because they didn’t have enough OL for practice, and they were signing street free agents to start, for goodness’ sake.
I fail to see why you are just using last years line?
This has been since Shanny left… expand your vision son
Give me a talented RB and things will get better. This OL isn’t as bad as some think.
Not sure how you can make that statement since even you yourself said we can’t make any judgments based on last years line…
I know Guice has become the 2nd back on a lot of boards, but some boards still have Jones there, and some Michel.
I see RB kind of like QB this year (minus Barkley). There’s just a lot of guys neck and neck with no clear cut alpha. I don’t want to see them pull a Campbell/Ramsey and reach for the next guy just because he’s the next guy, when he doesn’t actually belong in the first round.
Guice might be great. Don’t get me wrong, but I don’t see what puts lifts him above all the other 2/3 round backs.
I like Jones… and I don’t usually say the about USC players
I like Jones, too. I’d be happy if they drafted him, too.
The center has certainly been suspect. Are you telling me the whole lines run blocking has been great except for Left Guard… cause I call hogwash. Everytime we tried to run outside either left or right we were swallowed up behind the line.
How will it be done this offseason (LG) if they end up spending a top pick on a back? Round 2?
Then what happens to the hole on the DL?
I’m not snarking, just curious about your idea/plan.
I’m convinced they’ll draft a guard to start one way or the other, even if they have to trade up or down to do it. It’s the biggest need on the team. Then, they grab the RB in either rd 1 or 2. I don’t see DL as as big a need as G and RB – they can find some good interior DL in rds 4 and 5, I think. I wouldn’t complain if they got a guy like Vea, etc., because he or Payne would be useful, but I just think they won’t.
Dead last in the league against the run and you are just ok with that
What about the entire defensive front 7 not named Kerrigan don’t you see? They were pretty decent against the run in the 1st quarter of the season. It wasn’t until the injuries started to mount that the bottom fell out. Sure, it’s a problem, and they need to get some additional talent in there, but I don’t think it’s a catastrophe. I think it was more injury-related than anything else.
IMO
1) You can do this with more focus more on the run’s and screen game that makes CT effective, the spread them out & use a delayed hand off, that kind of stuff we did really good.
2) hope the upgrades they are making to the medical facility helps.
3) New LG + better health will hopefully improve the blocking.
This idea that it was only the left guard that was poor at run blocking is a pretty ridiculous notion
Not saying it was just the LG, I think it was that, but the 20+ different line configurations was a bigger factor. With that many changes to who was playing where on the line, there’s no way for them to have that unit gel. There are other things too, like how Paul was not suited to be a blocking back/h-back but kept getting PT there.
So… again… why spend high draft capital on a RB when you don’t even have the personnel to run block?
And, imo, Gruden doesn’t stick with the run game enough. Except maybe 2-3 games a year.
Last year 540 passes to 401 runs. So they ran 42.6% of the time. Steve broke it down week by week, and this year was way more consistently balanced than when McVay called plays.
However, I believe 1/2 the plays in the end were RB’s making plays, with a lot of passes to the RB’s, particularly Thompson.
Yes. McVay was clearly the pass-happy one. The last year he was here was when they went pass-crazy. Gruden understands that he needs to run, and he tries hard at it, but the team just isn’t good at it.
That’s what I’ve been tryin’ to ‘splain
Perine is gonna be very good this year
I’m thinking the same.
Continued confidence and a healthy line should see him make some solid gains over last season.
We can all hope
Perine is never going to be anything but mediocre at best. I don’t think he’s good enough to be a starter. Clearly the team agrees with me based on their non-stop talk at practically every presser about bringing in another RB.
He was a rookie and was learning how to run out of non shotgun formations
Jeez
He sucks.
I hope he improves. If he can just hit the hole a bit faster it would totally change his game, improve things a lot.
So what about the idea of getting a second CT-style back, later in the draft (Jones II if he fell, Hynes/Walton more realistically).
Then you could use them more often on 1st and 2nd down without as much fear about wear and tear. It would give us two pass-catching slashers and two slow moving thumpers (Perine/Kelly).
And then we could fill DT and LG with legit studs.
If you listen to the interview we did with Steve Shoup, I asked him about that exact idea. He basically said, “well the patriots have done that for years”
Always one step ahead of me Alex!
That’s why I never worry about you guys when I disappear for months at a time. 🙂
It was a good interview, till the end when everyone’s Skype died mid show.
Ito Smith, RB, Southern Miss
Roc Thomas, RB, Jacksonville State
Chase Edmonds, RB, Fordham
Jaylen Samuels, RB, N.C. State
Day 3 prob find a guy, if he doesn’t need to be 225 lbs and run a 4.4 40.
Nothing like being asked to show up to set up a 7:30 AM meeting, and the first participants don’t arrive till 10:45.
Below the table, you bend a paperclip then, stretch a rubber band between your thumb and middle finger…
I just manage the audio for the 200 seat auditorium in this one, so not like my jobs that hard. But if they had said “we don’t need you till after 10:00” I could have slept in a bit, had 2 cups of coffee at home, took my time to get in.
I just don’t understand the crowd that has written off Perine. I will give him the benefit of the doubt, and wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a beast this year.
Tough for me to write of sophomores before the actual season
I think you mean “right off”!
–Flounder
Actually it’s rite oaf
Dam grammer Natsis
I’m not for dumping him yet. I always said that I think he needs a better carved out role, and to just focus on learning how to do 1 thing well in the NFL, which is use his physical edge as a bigger back and pick up that 3 and 1 yard when it’s needed.
We have had several players disappoint in year one who came up pretty big in year two. (Murphy, Moses, Fuller come to mind.)
We shouldn’t rite oaf any hard working player who had a rough rookie campaign.
that’s true. though, RB is one of those positions you expect a more quick adaption to the NFL than others. in any case, he’s going to have a chance to make a point in camp this year, regardless of who they draft.
Buncha gun jumpers still reeling from the Matt Jones years is what that is.
He ran behind a swiss cheese line last year.
he has a nice burst.
but for me, watching his OU tape, the hype seems to be around a big bowling ball with speed who is running into the secondary untouched. if you want an example: Dan Alexander
Big and fast, played for the Titans, Sr year at Neb he was like 4% body fat.
40 time: 4.48
Vertical Leap: 34.0 inches
Broad Jump: 115 inches
20 Yd Shuttle: 4.16 seconds
Height: 6’0″
Weight: 257 lbs
2000 Alamo Bowl record 240 yards
End: Arena league: All-rookie team, 2x all-arena team; and that’s it.
That sounds like Samwise Perinje to me.
I’m getting on the twitter and starting a #allteamsbyeweek9 campaign
I’ll be viral by 2019. Maybe 2020
I’d be okay with week 8 & 9 Bye weeks. 8 games played on those 2 weeks.
Bush-bashing professor has Fresno State scrambling to keep its donors
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I imagine the head of the school and various deans sitting saying “The hell she can’t be fired, let’s get rid of her now before this kills us”
Can’t fire her. But I’m sure there’s a suspension clause in her contract somewhere.
there always a “fire for cause” in every employment contract
the lawyers just have to stretch that “for cause” to cover what she did
one can always be fired, even if that’s not what it is called
Fire her and show that there are consequences for your actions
they already said that tenure doesn’t mean she can do and say whatever she wants
and it sounds like she’s on a “sabbatical” this semester already, so it would be an easy fix; I mean, that’s not liberal Cali out there, that’s ag country.
and she has dropped all her speaking engagements
she evidently WAS a popular professor before her bone-head move
she is now traveling overseas too
OTOH, I don’t like witch hunts. she’s just some chick prof in some obsolete university-level department that you can edumacate yourself about @ any public library over a few summers; and at a … 2nd/3rd tier university in an agricultural valley in a mid major city. bone headed move, but she can come correct and not use her university (a government entity) affiliation as a cover for her personal issues.
she has her defenders too
Lars Maischak, a history lecturer, wrote an article for the Bee claiming the university is siding with attackers of Jarrar rather than standing up to the “fascist threat to academic freedom.”
Libel has never been part of “academic freedom.”
academic freedom generally relates to your area of expertise, with the idea that they are having credible research repressed for political, economic, industry, or some other nefarious reason. this is personal for her and the problem is that she has tied her opinions and issues with her position at a government university, a double-whammy.
but I’m not going to say that we should witch hunt her out of existence, she should be able to teach creative writing… maybe somewhere else, now,… bridge might be burned in Fresno
A witch hunt implies creating a crime and then looking at people trying to prove they did it…
She put herself on front street with her moronic tweets.
If you want to teach college kids that they can just say whatever they want without consequence then sure… let her be..
fair enough, but I don’t want some unknown-reasoned-poor-decision-night-on-Twitter to be the reason that so many people can never … well maybe lesson learned, don’t Twit.
Don’t say mean and dumb shit when your salary is paid by the public?
also, fair enough
I thought his name was familiar
Lars Maischak, who, like Jarrar, taught at Fresno State, lost his job after Breitbart found a tweet he’d sent calling for Donald Trump’s hanging.
She’s a freaking creative writing professor making $100,000 a year…
She’s teaching a high school level course and making way too much…
Cut her
uh oh another “fascist threat”
good thing you’re moving to South Carolina
Proud of this county and area in general for standing up to moon beams hair brained schemes… but overall I’ve had enough. This California mind set is just wierd
Sure is
I had a coworker once get fired because he told a student of a particular demographic that if he didn’t straighten out his life, he would end up with no better job than an agricultural worker (as if those jobs aren’t necessary).
But call a guy a war criminal and you can play the tenure card? Nice.
They already said she could be fired… my guess is that leave she is on becomes permanent
Interesting idea below. Would adding a 2nd bye week and going to an 18 week but still 16 game regular season be something the NFL would support? It just means a longer TV contract so I can’t see why owners wouldn’t like that?
Maybe. The issue that comes to mind on that is making sure that there are enough good games available for all of the time slots.
Right, like I said below, I think if you need at least 10 games each week to make that work, ensures that prime time still gets decent games and FOX & CBS at least some flexibility as to what national games they want at normal times.
the best thing would be to use 4 weeks like 7-10 or 8-11 and have two divisions take that week off
Well, you’ed have to work with the broadcast companies to figure out what’s fair.
Arie is not and never will be a starting nfl caliber player
Not now
Not ever
Kouandjio needs to be unchained
FWIW – The “D” is silent
Guice isn’t the be-all, end-all of draft choices for me. He’s a good back, sure, but there are others. I just think he’d be a great addition to the team. There are alot of ways to go. The bottom line for me is that the first three rounds will be best served by finding a LG, RB, and DL, in some order or another.
To be clear… I like Guice a lot… but I think he would be a reach and a waste at 13
Finally. A lot.
Thank you. I might not have been able to endure another alot.
Hey man, I got alotta a lots
greedy me would like to find a way to get 3-4 first two day picks and then get the LG, RB, DL/LB, and probably a CB, and then start off day 3 with a LB/DL.
I’m with the greedy way too, but the Skins rarely can find a “dance partner” in R1 (except that weird Doctson move)…
So, if you can’t move down, can’t get a top 10 playmaker, don’t have a 3rd, and need to fill 3 spots… you have to take BPA @ PON.
they flopped only one spot later in the first round, this is top half of the 1st round, should be someone who is about 4-10 spots later that is really interested in a couple of guys who have fallen through the QB reaches
Sounds like a few teams higher up are writing off 1 or 2 of the so called top QB’s. If one of them fall to us we have a good chance of trading back… but that’s about it
So, if you HAD to depend on one of these guys to be a full time starter at their position:
Arie K.
Phil T.
Perine
Perine
This is why I say build the lines before we worry about reaching for a back. And Guice at 13 is a reach, not a huge one, but still a reach.
Guice is probably not a reach at 13, but I’d still like to trade back to get another day 2 pick. Certainly not a reach considering where they pick next.
One of the draft guys had him going before 13 the other day. It may seem like a reach based on the flood of mocks out there but unless you’re in the front offices you never really know. He’d be a great addition. I’d still rather they got Vea, James, Smith or Payne though.
You’d be hosed
Perine would be the obvious choice… but it’s not a very good choice
Taylor
So you’d depend on a big blank space?
He gave me three choices….Perine isn’t starter-worthy, IMO. Arie really isn’t either. It was a default choice. (1) Taylor, (2) Arie, (3) Perine.
Perine get’s you something… Arie gets you nothing… Phil has never seen the field… that’s why the default is Perine
I understand your logic, but I’d gamble on Taylor, although it might not work.
It’s a gamble, but I’m with SCamp, and role with Perine.
I’d take the 32 ranked RB, over the 80 something ranked OG, and the DNQ NT.
true NT prob plays, what, 25-30% of defensive snaps? if that… in this defense?
Right
He’s more brittle than rg
We have a gaping hole on the d line and guard.
We also have a gaping hole at running back.
BP muthafuggin A
A muthafuggin greed
Personally I see the biggest hole being Guard.
D-Line and RB are holes, but at least they have a little dutch boy with his finger able to go into the dike at those spots.
But BPA@PON till I die.
Make it simple. After week 8…every team goes on bye week. All at once.
Party break! Get some of that Sunday honey-do list done.
show reruns of all games that weekend.
Make that the pro bowl
or something like 1/3 week 7, 1/3 week 8, 1/3 week 9
or week 8 East, week 9 North, week 10 South, week 11 West
do it by division
Getting complicated.
All at once. Nothing to think about or make sure schedules lines up.
the league doesn’t want a dead week with no games
Alright.
Get rid of the bye.
Boom!
That is a total non-starter for the TV networks that are paying billions.
They’re still getting the same amount of games and broadcasts.
I’m telling you, in my experience, that just wouldn’t work for the networks. The NFL cares far more about making their TV networks happy than almost anything else, including simplicity of bye week scheduling, players being able to recover, anything.
I don’t disagree. However…there would be no loss in ad revenue, nor would they be losing any games.
They have bye weeks anyway yea? So already, there’s a that many teams on bye where the games shown that week in bye markets costs them the production money spent in the markets that are airing.
It’s a damn cost savings.
You clearly can’t do all on the same week, need a minimum of 7 game’s to fill out the TV schedule MNF,TNF,SNF, Sunday 1&4 for CBS & FoX
or week 9 AFC, week 10 NFC
I would make it simpler. you could do it twice over three weeks, so everyone would have a BYE either week 5, 6, or 7; AND 11, 12, or 13; with an 18 week season. min 20 teams those six weeks, which means still 10 (or 11) games to televise each week, take out the night games, you have 7 games for the regular Sunday spots. Plenty of NFL for the networks to broadcast. AND an extra week of ads to sell.
Fuck it. A bye every month for every team!
See you don’t do that because then there’s the TV-contracts issue.
but i could see saying 10 teams off week 7, 12 more week 8, 10 more week 9. Still means you get 10 or 11 games to put on TV those 3 weeks, which is enough for covering all 3 prime time slots, and you’ve still got plenty for the 4 Sunday games on CBS/FOX
Whatever about the TV contracts. They’re still getting the same amount of games. If the networks have a problem with it, I’m sure Amazon won’t.
Chad Dukes is a graduate of South Harmon Institute of Technology
Health insurance my ass! They don’t pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas!
huh…he looks like he’s a college drop-out. celebrity my ass.
You never watch the movie Accepted did you?
no, should I?
Yes, funny
Kids make up their own college
South Harmon Institute of Technology
or S.H.I.T.
Lewis Black is the dean, he’s hilarious
lol. I’ll have to watch it. Thanks
On a football-related note, I greatly dislike the fact that the bye week is so early.
Everyone should
There’s no good reason for the NFL to even have a bye week before teams have played 6 games.
Sucks big time, but did anyone expect the league to do us any favors?
do you really, really think there is a league-wide conspiracy against the redskins? really?
i DO think the salary cap thing was unjust.
league wide – no
couple of of owners who influence the league – yes
F Mara
We’ve had pretty good bye weeks for the late few years, it seems, though.
I don’t think so… last year, yea, the 2 years before that I think they were early
Upside: coincides with Oktoberfest
much prefer a week 8 or 10 bye.
Hasn’t it been like 3 of the last 4 seasons with the early bye?
Zig-Zag_BC AustinSkin • 41 minutes ago
I hope they raise the minimum sentence and classify potheads as violent offenders – Mr. $+3↓3
Steve Thomas Team Captain Zig-Zag_BC • 13 minutes ago
And you need to not speak for me, either.
__________________
About to get banned, see y’all later
You aren’t going to get banned. Yet.
No, but you hold a grudge, that much is clear. Nothing ban worthy in my post.
You said the word ban, not me. I said nothing about it.
I just like to know where I stand, for better or for worse.
If you go. I go. And if I go…that leaves just Scamp and DC.
Thanks homie
There’s only 4 of us here?
Well shit… I must be on some heavy hallucinogens
Once again, you’re the one who brought up banning, not me. We haven’t banned anyone, yet. We suspended two people for a week and privately warned a couple. That’s it. You have to do alot more than irritate me to get banned here.
I mean, for God’s sake I would have been banned IMMEDIATELY
This is language I understand, thank you.
And both Austin’s, and my own posts, were clearly a joke.
You got to really annoy & cross the line with at least both Steve and I to get banned. Heck, we only suspended Scamp & DC for a week and they annoy us constantly 🙂
You annoy us constantly… suspend yourself
lol
Ziggy Hood
Phil Taylor
HOF
Who?
Chad Dukes, born Chad Sisson,[4] is a native of Burke, Virginia,[5] and a graduate of Lake Braddock Secondary School.[4] He was once enrolled at George Mason University and began his radio broadcasting career working in college radio for WGMU.[citation needed]
Dukes has always been a fan of the Washington Redskins.[6]
He doesn’t seem overly credentialed to have the gaul to block you Alex. Chad Sissy
sometimes he isn’t in the mood for schtick, he’s prob banned a lot of people
thin skinned eh? I’ve never heard of him and I’m fine with that. lol
he can be. he’s a local radio “celebrity”
Celebrity? Wow…ok.
“!”
Radio Celebrity.
As the great Don & Mike used to say: “1 step above birthday party clown.”
He probably has blocked more people than I’ve got followers.
Oh he blocked me back in the pre-106.7 The Fan days, when it was still a guy talk format. It was because of a disagreement on facebook over politics.
He said Obamacare was socialized medicine, I said it’s not because it relies on the for profit insurance industry.
Idk him, but my guess is he’s not a very deep thinker.
I may disagree with him politically, but the dude’s an excellent radio personality, so I can respect that. He’s one of those guys who it’s hard to tell, how much is character, how much is real.
Last in the league against the run
Entire defensive front 7 injured
Drafting an RB will fix that
*smash cut*
along with drafting [hefty Left Guard], the Redskins burst out this year to 12 wins, as they put the Guice on ice for game 16… 1675 yards, 12 TD, 4 TD rec; and a bucket of chicken. Miller, who set an NFL rookie record for catches, yards, and TDs, will also sit out the final against Philly.
Drafting a RB will give us the elite talent at RB that this team has been missing since Clinton Portis left. By all means, let’s continue to ignore that particular deficiency. It doesn’t mean that there aren’t also many other things that need to be fixed on the roster.
I saw Guice on GAFB the other day. While I’d rather they went defense at 13 I’d be alright with him. Looks like a player for sure.
Too early
I love the sarcasm here
In a convoluted way, this is a brilliant strategy. Get Guice, and watch him get 50 carries for 400 yards per game. The clock is controlled and there’s no real need for a defense.
400 yards…BRILLIANT!
It’s a sneaky good plan, and I’m warming up to it.
17 different offensive lineups too yet we moved the ball and scored
What happens if it repeats again
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when did josh norman begin serving on the dc council under the pseudonym “trayvon white”?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_480x320/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2018/03/20/Local/Images/dcplan03212994_copy.jpg?t=20170517a
Why are you posting WaPo garbage?
such hostility…. chill, dude. it’s a picture.
What!? Me? Noooooo! I didn’t even click, damn…. should be a warning label, “no jokes today”. Anyway, I was just playing, God Bless you, Walter 🙂
i did not just sneeze, but thanks just the same.
May the sweet loving spirit of Jesus Christ cradle you in his protecting arms, sparing you from evil.
Amen!
pastafari!
Peace be with you.
and also with you.
Ty
PULLITZER, baby!
Are you saying they all look alike?
yeah… that’s what i’m saying… jesus….
You raaannngggg?
If I lived in Ward 8, I’d run against him just because he’s a jackass.
So students across the country are walking out today, as the 19th anniversary of Columbine.
The thing is, I went to Columbine’s biggest rival in HS, and though I was in college, people at my church knew people who knew people who were actually inside the school, and I’ve heard the stories. That was 1st degree stuff. These are people who did their scouting and had made bombs to trigger the large propane tanks in the kitchen, and cause other crazy havoc. It was larger than guns. The only thing was they were not quite smart enough to know how, or if, a home-made pipe bomb could set off such tanks. It was really awful stuff. And guns certainly helped their cause, but at the same time, people were going to die that day without guns. And only by the grace of God (or Walt: Science god) was the body count not in the hundreds.
Facts don’t matter
You went to Dakota/Chatfield? My kids went to Dakota. They’ve both had basketball games at Columbine so I’ve been there several times. The first few times it was eerie walking through the halls. Still can’t go there without thinking about it.
Chatfield
Dakota wasn’t built yet.
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Ankle pants for me is a slight drop back and either OL or DL with the first
Nonono is lb s cb or wr
Trade w/ NE for 23 & 31, plus a 3rd this year and next. Done!
my problem would be is that I would say “Done” before they could say “and next”
me too…^^^
Vea sucks. Will get manhandled in the NFL.
Day 2 prospect at best
HE’S 30!!!
It’s the Big TWELVE!!! I’m a MAN!
Or 20 according to DC math!
mike5790 alex35332 • 40 minutes ago
Springfield Mall! Maybe drab t-shirt could show up…
not on a Thursday though, they’ll be on Main Street in Fairfax. Does Commonwealth Dry Goods have a TV lounge?
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Mike you’re somehow confusing us with a way more successful non-sports podcast. That we have no affiliation with. Well, other than a few time’s I’ve run into the Big-O and asked his advice for making this thing a better show.
Also, I think Chad Dukes has blocked me on Twitter and I know he did years ago on Facebook.
why would chad dukes block you?
I was joking. I have no interest in meeting them because while I certainly don’t idolize them, they’re doing what I always kinda wanted to do but isn’t me to do. If that makes sense. You know, like you know at a certain point that you’re never going to be landed gentry. Or a surgeon. Or an Elon Musk type mogul. (Must be “tough” to be a success when your businesses can be wildly successful and yet, not anywhere close to profitable.) To be fair, I also wanted to be a chef, or in Advertising. Or an architect. Or a landscape architect. Or a construction engineer. Or maybe the host of the Tonight Show. Or the head coach of a football team. Possibly a fascist dictator of a 1st world nuclear power. You know, kid stuff. But that stuff, never going to be me. Except maybe the last one, but I keep myself out of politics for that reason.
well, except for Spfd Mall. I’d go to a meet up at Spfd Mall, just maybe not next Thurs.
This would be a great day to discuss the societal and economic benefits of decriminalizing weed.
Amen!
(.)(.)
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There are none. That’s just stoner talk.
– Steve
I hope they raise the minimum sentence and classify potheads as violent offenders – Mr. Steve
One strike and you’re out.
Death by lethal injection (when they throw Blake in Max and he gets the ass injected death serum)
Shoot them on sight
– Duterte
Cosign
– SF713
Do yourself a favor and don’t speak for me.
And you need to not speak for me, either.
Ehhhh, I’m getting the sense that he doesn’t like people speaking for him. Even in jest. I’m not sure about that. Just a hunch…
Saw that. Guess I’m fook’d
You need a comfort badger.
Yes please, fucking shit up is therapy 🙂
You’d be right.
Happy 420! puff puff pass….
One hitter bong rips
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Some day, when I work a job that doesn’t require me to not do certain things, I will get back into that game. Luckily, because it’s non-addictive, it was very easy to quit all those years ago so I could get a gig that tested.
When was your last wiz quiz?
Who’s on your, “NO NO NO NOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!” list at No. 13?
Mine: Payne, any WR….
And that’s about it.
Ankle pants: Vea, Roquan, Derwin James
Little chubby: Minkah, Edmunds, Denzel Ward
This is fine: Wynn, Hernandez, Guice, Vander Esch, Hurst
Josh “Jamarcus” Allen
POONA It’s a gamble. He might be there in the 2nd round.
He won’t make it past Indy
🙁
Remember, they changed their scheme, need some badass mofos up there.
WR, Vita Vea
Do you really dislike Vita Vea as a pick?
at 13? yea
Who the fuck are you, quality control?
lol
Who the fucks askin’?
Me, that’s fuckin’ who
With all that Zig-Zaggin, I can’t ever tell.
It’s your job to know, not mine to tell ya!
To be fair, I’m not all that bright.
Sure you are, everyday isn’t a good day for fishing, but every day IS a good day to fish.
the Director of Quality Assurance
Anything less than Dallas’ 1st, 2nd, and 3rd = vomit in terror
I wouldn’t put Payne on the “No No Noooooooooooooo” list. Just the “Why so early?” list.
Is there something you know that says he is a bust waiting to happen?
I’d add your whole “This is fine” list to the “Why so early/why not trade down” list.
To me the whole Payne hype train is based on two games, which happened to be in the playoff series, when he did very little over the rest of his college career.
I agree with the trade down comment, but that assumes there’s someone willing to dance.
I hate to say it, but I think we are likely to get Payne or Guice if Fitz and James are off the board and no one wants to trade up.
I have that same feeling, unfortunately. Even then … not the end of the world. I think Guice is legit, and at worst Payne is probably still a slight upgrade over Ioannidis.
You’ve got Payne at end? I’d think he could play in the middle still.
Allen, Payne, Ion would look pretty good. But I don’t think it maximizes the value at 13. And as far as eating blocks, and stopping the run, Vea just has better measurables.
Payne’s an inside guy — DT in the 4-man front or NT in 3. And yeah, I think Vea is better is virtually every aspect. Better run stuffer and also better at pushing the pocket.
Right. Definitely stronger and seems more consistent. He seems like he has more upside.
I just don’t like that he calls to mind Paea… 🙂
To me, the whole Pita Pea hype train is based on the NFL Network’s propaganda campaign, one that you vigorously support.
You don’t think that. You’re just being ornery.
Harrison Phillips is riding in on a chariot made from the bones of offensive linemen, shooting lightning bolts from his eyes and swinging dual war hammers. Hard to stand before that.
I like Phillips in round 2, if we don’t go DT in round 1. Probably won’t make it to us, though.
Yes, Edmunds goes before us in 1
Phillips goes before us in 2
Trade back with Baltimore, take Vita, fine.
Vea might already be gone at 13.
Maaaayyyyyyybe
I like Phillips too. There are a handful of really nice options on both sides of the line.
The problem is we have no 3rd, and there’s a sense that we must take an RB.
Okay, let’s add this to my no no noooooo list:
“I could see Taven Bryan (Florida) going just outside the top 10, which would be substantially higher than many projected before the combine. He’s not a perfect fit for everyone, and he doesn’t fit some defensive tackle stereotypes (he likes to build computers in his spare time), but the potential is robust and he could be an impactful pass rusher from the inside, sorely lacking in this draft. I could see Washington taking him, and I think the worst-case scenario for him is the Falcons at 26th overall. They are among the teams that love him.”
-J Canofsoda
I’d drive to Richmond and maybe a little farther to meet up for draft . I love you guys , but not going to DC .
Go Greyhound…….. Amtrak
For kon
Fantastic!
For the record, Jean Claude was a red 2 door, because of course he was
Now change your handle to “property of Jean Claude”
Alex, host a party. Put it on the twitter.
This is a deep draft for both OL and DL
top of the morning freaks . Rise and shine buttercups !!!
Mornin’ Buck, who won?
I thought you saw it . Hamlin.
I bailed, remember
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Happy 4/20 to all!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N0IjBgyFoE
Earth Day? *no, that’s Sunday
Super Troopers 2 opens today
A liter of cola, please!
It’s French for gimme some fuckin cola!
Bradley Bozeman
Tony Adams
Skylar Phillips
He was great in Black Panther
same avatar?
Generic HogSty avatar
I’ve got one for you…
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Ahhh, Jean Claude, you were a stud….. – Etrod
Here….your very own custom av
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What that car needs is a giant CB antenna .
Is it post an ugly car day?
Etrod’s first love…..be gentle
oh…sorry
ah
Anybody remember the little beer store in Dupont circle called Habib’s?
Is habib’s one of those skinny stores that has like two very long aisles and has no selection of anything but one item of everything to sell? and a rack of beverage fridges up front?
It was in a basement, you dropped down off the street. Cigarettes, lottery, beer, wine. No ID required. We used to buy cardboard boxes full of 40oz Mickey’s and Crazy horse there. He would sell to us at 15/16 years old. Probably deported by now.
Cash is an ID
Yes
Hello, Mr. Franklin
Question. Do any folks up here want to do a meet up for the 1st round of the draft this year in the DC area?
Sure. Fly me in, have a limo waiting and I’ll be there.
I thought you were gonna be Alex and Mr. Steve’s “boots on the ground” in Dallas?
He’s rather be pants on the ground in Dupont circle
You…the guy who named his car Jean Claude…should probably not be talking about Dupont Circle.
Memory……it’s a thing.
He just goes there to play chess……
It was a Grand Am which no gayman would be caught dead in
Not without a press pass. I’ll suffer an embolism by being around that many pukes fans. With a press pass, I can seek enough shelter to make it through the night.
If you had a press pass, the play would be…..own that shit.
Red Robin?
can’t. I’ll be in Philly
I’m sure I could do it since I make my own schedule but rather short notice. What are you thinking about doing what’s your thought
Would normally love to, but will be out of town fishing. Relying on you guys to keep me up to speed.
I’ve got a thing. With some people. Not you.
It’s BDSM night at Felipe’s?
Felipe hosted last month. It’s at Hurricane’s this time.
Hold your thumb over your beer top while walking through crowds.
A mistake one only makes once
Lol.
If I didn’t have to be at work early Friday I would be up for it
NPI?
In terms of a plan, every time I suggest a location most people don’t end up wanting to go, so if folks do wanna do it, it’s fine, would be open to suggestions on where to do a meet up, I always recommend any suggestion be close to a mass transit metro stop but that’s my only recommendation. Typically I’d say a sports bar, doing it at a Red Robin would be a funny bit.
Springfield Mall! Maybe drab t-shirt could show up…
not on a Thursday though, they’ll be on Main Street in Fairfax. Does Commonwealth Dry Goods have a TV lounge?
Where? I am in Annapolis.
Hurricane’s, bringing the party to Etrod
I’d totally meet up if it was in an advantageous location.
That’s what I’m asking for, if there’s a few peeps who’d like to meed in the MD area or DC or VA. I’m game.
It’s always a last minute thought, like every year when the idea comes up. Maybe be better if I planed or suggested a meet up for one of the pre-season games, give folks time to make arangments.
well now that you guys are more established as a real Skins entity….maybe make a big deal out of it.
Let’s pick a place in the middle that’s convenient for everyone. I’ll throw out there Shucker’s on Miami Beach!
sounds more like a place that should be on “O” Street.
We should be 2-1 at the Bye. Must win first 2 games, and it’ll be good to get the Packer game since it’s here.
interesting that they play the Saints on the road two years in a row
Week 4 BYE … dangknabbit.
Should be no byes before at least week 6. Cant tell me a bye in week 10 is less advantageous to a bye in wk 4 or 5. Cant tell me an oil change after 3000 miles is better than an oil change after 15000 miles…
They’re about the same.
-Amsoil
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and then there is this. S M H
Long as he’s not burgundy and gold #21, it doesn’t matter.
The USAtoday agent article not real good timing w Hankins still deciding. At least the Jets rank down there w Allen. Im sure the Cousins scenerio had a lot of influence…. even tho as I have posted lots before not real hip on the 20 plus FA turnover year to year. Not a good look however viewed.
Agents not hip w conflict of interests too…I would think teams would fit this narrative too in some of there negotiations …Jets come 1st to mind a month ago.
Tough looking schedule. 1-7 split second thought on 1st 8 games…then Alex Smith saves the thought process. Thank goodness.
Still a daunting schedule imo with the 3rd qtr a tough stretch of games. AFC South prob stout as its been in years esp if the QBs get healthy. Wont be easy.
That’s the NFL. Time to toughen up. Wall O’Beef!
True. Only time a schedule gets ‘easy’ is December when teams know they are out of the playoff picture.
That Starbuck’s coupon that’s not really a Starbucks coupon….
Does laughing on the inside mean I’m going to hell?
I’d rather have Thanksgiving at a Chinese buffet than hurt my brain by going to that game. But, we’ll see.
NFL Draft
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Formatting fail
Anyone that tells Mike Pence that he’s a genuine and authentic patriot is a kookybird.
He’s Trump’s Jason Garrett
The same Democrats that don’t want to nominate him now gave full approval to his position at the CIA. Do you think it’s a little bit of partisan politics? SMH
You talkin’ about Pompeo?
Si
Who…Pompeo? That’s for SoS.
And if we’re talking partisan politics and shaking our heads…the GOP flat refused to give a sitting president’s nomination of a high court judge a confirmation hearing.
Now, I know this is where you’ll say each party is worse than the other…but look, you obviously have a right wing bias and either forgive the republican party for their practices or flat out forget the shit they’ve done.
No I criticize that at the time. Look both parties play the masses like they are puppeteers. If you don’t realize that there’s no hope for any of us. But I don’t go back in history in point out the issues I try to remain topical and currently this is what’s going on. And yes each party is worse than the other
Ah ha!
lol
Pittsburgh Steelers
Thanks to a random but significant quirk, the Steelers could have the AFC North wrapped up by midseason. How? They play five of their six divisional games between Week 1 (Cleveland Browns) and Week 9 (Baltimore Ravens), and only one more over their final eight games. If the Steelers perform well in those games — and, overall, they have the NFL’s easiest first half of the season based on opponent’s 2017 winning percentage — they could bury the Browns, Ravens and perhaps the Cincinnati Bengals early and provide all three little chance to make up ground. Pittsburgh’s final divisional game will come in Week 17, at home against the Bengals.
I just wanted the picture but I can’t figure out how to do that
Early bye is what it is. One plus is they can tweak things after 3 games and the film. With a new QB, that might come in handy. Jay’s teams haven’t exactly gotten off to a good start.
Didn’t they have an early bye last season too?
Week 4 to me seems way too early for any teams to have the bye week. I’ve never understood why the NFL spreads them out to begin so soon,
IMO every by week should be between weeks 7-9
Yeah, week 5 bye last season.
2019, second week bye
5th time is the charm
I am very pessimistic when looking at our schedule.
Not a lot of easy W’s on there, AFC west used to be good for a little 3-1 bump. But not this year.
What does that tell ya? The NFC East is good for a little 3-1 bump – other divisions
Happy happy Friday!
Back at ya, 65!
Hpy Hpy
heyo
Having to play NFC South this year is a kick to the nads. 3 playoff teams in that group. Titans and Jags. The Packers are an “honorary” playoff team IMO, assuming a healthy Aaron Rodgers. That’s 5 playoff teams; Green Bay, and of course the defending champs twice. Dallas also had a winning season in 2017.
Gonna have to earn it the old fashion way this year and beat “good” teams.
Giants aren’t going to be as bad as they were last year, they too had an epic-ally bad injury season
Sucks having the bye so early. On the plus side, no WC or London games.
HTTR . Later .
Later Buck
Some dude just fell off the wall
Hour past my bed time…I’m out
later . Thanks for watching , that was cool .
Night peeps, working on day 7. HTTR!
later .
Peas
Toodles!
ta ta
three is a girl . she has some skills too.
bush just schooled the two . that was bad ass
Falk should have squeezed him into the blue car.
dude is from the beach .
Hahaha! Revenged
Hamlin – oh no you di’nt
Now the stream is crashing
Kyle Bush got big boy’d
Yea he did
yeah . I can’t get shit
God damn
yeah , be after midnight before they finish .
VROOM VROOM!!
GOAT, prolly got a 12 valve 5.9 Cummins.
Had my biggest day of skiing this season. 27K vertical feet, 20 runs. Clouds kept the summit lift from opening but the lower 3rd was great.
In Oregon?
Yep. Mount Bachelor.
Sounds like a nice day
End of the season will be soon. Looking at temps near 70 in town tomorrow. Probably close to 50 up at the ski area.
Break out the Ski Naked stickers
…or just ski naked
lead by example I always say
Yeah
Hang out with your wang out
Rock out with your cock out
D_C’s wife says she likes to jam out with her clam out
Lawdy…
Well shit
The Redskins colored wrecker is a first generation GOAT, extended cab. MOPAR
just got done carrying everything in I’m wearing shorts and t-shirt and I’m sweating my ass off
I’m a self-check out ace.
Was a time when the produce was intimidating. But, not no more!
Excuse me Sir, could you please come with me….we have video surveillance of you only weighing half of your bananas.
I think we should get a discount if we do their work for them, like checking ourselves out.
We’re paying for the privilege to get out the door sooner.
He done clear took us out. It was kinda dumb!
Ford is going race the Mustang next year . Dodge may be coming back as well , charger .
Yea. Read that today.
They just released a 2018 Cobra Jet, too
That tow has got some years on it
Like a fucking 11 inning farm league baseball game.
I think it’s an F-350
Fuck you guys, I’m goin’ home – Buck
Freezing out there with wind . I ain;t kidding . been there since four today . Fuck it , I bailed .
It’s cold, I have the wood stove goin’
About 40° right now but the wind…
Yeah .
Tentacles of fluid?
Ew!
Crash
I hate a crash right after a restart
I went to HS with the twenty six car . Danny Edwards .
Boooooo
98, 26, 6
Finally looked at the schedule… doesn’t look too easy
Hamlin on the yellow
Fifty to go
Ty Gibbs no eighteen
Hamlin is eleven . Bush is fifty one
Yeah
It’s still going . Turned in my man card and left early . Link below . For some reason it won’t let me respond under my link
Cause it’s gone
Link above
Vikings vs. Patriots 12/2 prime time SNF
Redskins vs. Eagles 12/3 prime time MNF
Hell of a weekend.
So like I was saying , Joe Gibbs grandson was racing and it was cold as a mofo . It wasn’t that cold earlier but it damn sure did later . Hamlin and Bush can drive their asses off , which is no surprise . Never see cars go that fast there . I didn’t think it was possible .
Now go watch the next local late model race, all those dudes are gonna try what they just saw and tear some shit up.
Yeah . There were some late model regulars in the mix tonight . Late model guys from all over the state . Huge field . Couple good crashes . Just under a half mile track and they were getting over ninety between the turns .
Powerglide transmission…..1…2…1…2…1…2
Anybody from Natural Bridge?
Ridgeway , Matinsville , South Boston , Ruckersville
Watching a race in the cold…good times
Buck….there was a beep.
Lol
Forst
Number 3rd
Eleventy 3
Twenty-five zero %